#TeamTrainwreck 13: Tears, Tits and Tiaras

[pinky166]

What will it take to get Elvis and Romsky on the world team together? Idk how anyone could make me enjoy that shitty version of Fly Me To The Moon but somehow he did.

Also I love Aliev’s programs this year and am very very worried about heartbreak in the future

 

[Mad for Skating]

Ahh the classic divisive program .. now im even more curious

I stand by my decision!

Btw, what's your thought on the frenchies?
I was bored as hell, even belly show couldn't help here. Holy overscoring.

When I first saw James/Cipres I liked their innovative style, but I feel like they are doing the same kind of programs over and over. They aren’t bad (it sure as heck beats Candyman!) but I really want to see a J/C program that doesn’t involve a modern bluesy piece of music, a black unitard, or sex appeal just something different!

 

[Jeschke]

Boss' thoughts on FS Day at AC:

- I appreciate Ted's supportive comments for the juniors, praising every shit of the seniors is another story. And I don't even start with the all-loving-female-commentator I should seriously considering applying for commentating the Nebelhorn stream.
- @Braulio kick-ass-video-uploader



- J/C
- D/F: costume of the season they looked so good; great program, but what a mess,

- too much Beyoncé in figure skating, no need for that
- WTF happened to Matsuda? Not that I would care, but...
- Lil'Sis: seriously, @alchemyr void could have choreographed you a better program in between two tinder dates; kudos to vice's DC-memorial-pbp, awesome!
- Wories: awesome colour, but not for a unitard will she ever come back to some decent form?
- Han: if you skate in a Miki-dress you better skate like Miki!
- Pineault: Galustyan-memorial-boobs. Love 'Women'; who skated to it last season, already forgotten Byebye Alaine, a pleasure it was!
- Paganini: gorgeous dress, a shame the skating is that boring.
- Andrews: Save my soul.
- Craine: FS in last season's SP dress? I prefer angsty Kailani
- Higuchi: skating in such a Daleman-dress. Never been a fan and that outing does not change that. Whoever paid for that choreo should demand his money back. Vice could have done this during a tinder date, seriously. #mihara4worlds
- Tennell: Good lord the dress So forgettable. I don't get why one have to mix all R&J, they don't go with each other!
- Med: Boring, Stasia for worlds!
- MBM: Costume-what the hell? Bock is pissed not having been invited to that carrot party.

 

[Jeschke]

-Shortlist-updates:
MEEPOTS sucks this season

POTS#3 for Denney/Frazier
MESS#7 for Brookle
Tursy-POTS#2 for MBM

 

[morqet]

I looooove Aymoz's SP! And the #splatordie quad attempt, maybe he'll actually be allowed to go to Euros/Worlds this year

 

[Jeschke]

I must admit I’m anticipating our darling boss’s reaction to the PCS scores for Bradie and MBM tomorrow morning.

All I can think of is: a shame Queen U did not attend, she would have cracked 50pts finally

 

[Jeschke]

Polina the Fourth is one station away!

 

[rfisher]

She's double cursed: she's a Polina and now she has the black mark of Tutberidze. Leave her and suffer the consequences. ((((((Polina4))))).

 

[SmallFairy]

Polina the Fourth is one station away!

She's totally breaking my heart.

 

[Jeschke]

She's totally breaking my heart.

who isn't besides junior?

 

[Jeschke]

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[Jeschke]

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[SmallFairy]

who isn't besides junior?

Lol
Stasia?

 

[alexikeguchi]

Polina the Fourth is one station away!

Okay, I mainly lurk (and lol) in this thread, but IIRC I was the first to nominate this iteration of Polina last season, and I was greeted with nothing but scorn. You may eat crow now...

 

[Jeschke]

Okay, I mainly lurk (and lol) in this thread.

Good girl!

but IIRC I was the first to nominate this iteration of Polina last season, and I was greeted with nothing but scorn.

Must have been longer than one year Last year I think I was already on the Polina-bandwagon.
Either way, forgive me; even da boss is not free of mistakes

Gold made it in here, so that should encourage all hopeless cases

 

[Vagabond]

Good boy!

Psst! @alexikeguchi is a woman.

 

[SamuraiK]

I must admit I’m anticipating our darling boss’s reaction to the PCS scores for Bradie and MBM tomorrow morning.

I watched Bradie and to be fair there's definetly a big improvement from last year. She's still labored but the wonders a good / interesting choreo can do. Plus we all know the name of the game. PCS = Perform Consistently Scores .

 

[alchemy void]

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What‘s going on here? Trying to send an SOS via morse code for Konstantinova and Tsurskaya’s jumps?

 

[Vagabond]

What‘s going on here?

Just for once, da bossman is speechless.

 

[Jeschke]

What‘s going on here? Trying to send an SOS via morse code for Konstantinova and Tsurskaya’s jumps?

Whoever knows the right answer is granted a wish

 

[SamuraiK]

Ouch.. Polina #5 beatean by random obscure US chick. And looking at Kihira's PCS Bradies increase seemed nothing.

 

[SamuraiK]

And talking of PCs inflation... Nikita's

 

[oleada]

And talking of PCs inflation... Nikita's

As much as I hate to admit it, they were actually very good today.

 

[SamuraiK]

As much as I hate to admit it, they were actually very good today.

V&M, P&C level good???

 

[oleada]

V&M, P&C level good???

No, but it's another judging system now. You can't compare with the scores last season.

 

[Vagabond]

"Cave In" Aymoz did not cave in!

@Jeschke Tursy-POTS material. Maybe MEEPOTS too.

 

[SmallFairy]

I'm trying to watch two streams at the same time...too hard. Came in here instead. Aymoz was He's not an angsty teenager anymore, he's a young man playing out all his emotions. What a beautiful and different program. Merge Jeannette and Dambier. Very French. (In the opposite end of the scale...Sean Rabbitt is right now doing West Side Story wearing a red shirt). (No comment)

 

[SmallFairy]

"Cave In" Aymoz did not cave in!

@Jeschke Tursy-POTS material. Maybe MEEPOTS too.

Definitely MEEPOTS @Jeschke

Aymoz did us proud, in the good way

 

[SmallFairy]

And don't miss out on his shirt-o-graphy!

 

[Vagabond]

Poster Boy was heartbreaking as usual.