#TeamTrainwreck 13: Tears, Tits and Tiaras

[Mad for Skating]

We totally need more skating outfits like this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmlvAmrFFzK/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1h4f6ln5alcug

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS KRISTI AND RUDY! One of my favorite throwback teams

Grantoline wedding is today!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmoVR1Sh-Cm/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=18ijszy3dhjlq

The wedding was beautiful! Check out Jason's Twitter for more!

 

[Jeschke]

Loving Daleman’s new blonde look
https://twitter.com/gabby_daleman/status/1029463394078711808?s=21

On ice it looks totally boring and messy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdNxRWyu0Nk

 

[Cleo1782]

On ice it looks totally boring and messy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdNxRWyu0Nk

It looks like she didn't even try to do her hair. It has a weird ombre/grown out look. Her messy skating doesn't help. It's still better than Tarah Kayne's fire engine red hair from grantoline's wedding https://www.instagram.com/p/BmpNFPoBOPv/?taken-by=jasonbskates

 

[morqet]

http://tass.ru/sport/5470998 Pogo is keeping last year's SP, and her free program is music from Frida (I have hope for a flower crown tiara) She is aiming to be at test skates

http://tass.ru/sport/5471168 Aliev is adding a quad salchow

 

[Jeschke]

http://tass.ru/sport/5470998 Pogo is keeping last year's SP, and her free program is music from Frida (I have hope for a flower crown tiara) She is aiming to be at test skates

Pogo for Rostelecom host spot

 

[Foolhardy Ham Lint]

On ice it looks totally boring and messy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdNxRWyu0Nk

A lot of the YouTube comments detailing her performance would agree.

Gabby deserves so much better. She is not the tinkly-winkly lady ballad type.

 

[SamuraiK]

News of the day, thanks to @rosewood : Nagai is still skating
#missionnationals

Suguri should be proud of so many skaters still hanging around this season... Nagai, Brezina, Leonova...

Can’t believe no one’s posted this Instagram gem yet— pic 2:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmmDMBPg6wo/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=19ymbiq4l6400

Meh.. no amount of ass can compensate for that awful man bun. What is really interesting though is Sorensen's message. He must be a lurker in FSU and read the latest not so nice rumours about him . Don't mind the trolls Nikolaj..

We totally need more skating outfits like this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmlvAmrFFzK/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1h4f6ln5alcug

My eyes!!! Hell no..

Sarah Meier has married her long time boyfriend Jan van Berkel.

They had about 100 guests in their party and didn’t want any presents. If someone wanted to give something, they were asked to make a donation for athletes.

Lovely Sarah.. Her Winning Euros 2011 is still one of my fave skating memories.

Grantoline wedding is today!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmoVR1Sh-Cm/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=18ijszy3dhjlq

Congrats to Grantoline!! my biggest gaydar failure ever!!

 

[SamuraiK]

http://tass.ru/sport/5470998 Pogo is keeping last year's SP, and her free program is music from Frida (I have hope for a flower crown tiara) She is aiming to be at test skates

Host spot should be a no question for Pogo!!!

 

[Enchanted]

^Yuka Nagai is only 19 years old. I wouldn’t add her on to the same list with Leonova, Suguri and Brezina.

On ice it looks totally boring and messy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdNxRWyu0Nk

The quality of the video is not that great but I’m not fan of the way the music has been edited. It’s like the pieces were just slanted together without any thought. It’s as if they couldn’t choose the style and went with both.

 

[SamuraiK]

^Yuka Nagai is only 19 years old. I wouldn’t add her on to the same list with Leonova, Suguri and Brezina.

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Fair enough but I meant it more like they have the Suguri spirit for staying despite the odds

 

[alchemy void]

http://tass.ru/sport/5470998 Pogo is keeping last year's SP, and her free program is music from Frida (I have hope for a flower crown tiara) She is aiming to be at test skates

http://tass.ru/sport/5471168 Aliev is adding a quad salchow

Pogo + Frida

Amazing pick, let's hope we get to see it at least once.

 

[SamuraiK]

Insta stalking news of today...

Richaud doing choreo for Dai This could be something magical!!
USA team doing social campaign I dont like the cryptic message that much (why not finish with a clear statement like: "denounce if your coach/doctor is behaving inappropriately with you" but oh well something is something).
Volosozhar & Trankov relese their autobio book Of all amazing skating pics available these days they chose that as a cover??
MIA Artur Danielyan doing a nocturne photo session Looks more like a troubled kid running away from home
Italian love birds Great tan on Micol
Bob on the Rusland and Ludmila show I wish them a prosper pro career.

Do-Threesome Bonus

 

[DobrinFan]

MIA Artur Danielyan doing a nocturne photo session Looks more like a troubled kid running away from home

Leave my baby boy ALONE He doesn't look like he is running away or troubled Puberty is in full swing though, four month later and he looks like entirely different kid

 

[Jeschke]

The quality of the video is not that great but I’m not fan of the way the music has been edited. It’s like the pieces were just slanted together without any thought. It’s as if they couldn’t choose the style and went with both.

It’s #ttw folks! I spoke of the hair!

 

[Mad for Skating]

Leave my baby boy ALONE He doesn't look like he is running away or troubled Puberty is in full swing though, four month later and he looks like entirely different kid

He's so cute! (I'm 15 so I can say that and not sound like a total cougar!)

 

[Jeschke]

(I'm 15 so I can say that and not sound like a total cougar!)

As often as you have to mention that you actually are makes the thing a bit dubious

 

[Mad for Skating]

As often as you have to mention that you actually are makes the thing a bit dubious

LOL no, really! I swear! I have friends who can vouch for me!

 

[Jeschke]

Good news, Bock is back and looks great
It's warm in Germany so Hocke/Schott have interesting choice of costumes
http://www.eislauffotos.de/piwigo/index.php?/category/614#&gid=1&pid=20

I sincerely hope this is not Hocke's new FS costume, and I wish da Schott would actually wear something like the black thing in competition.
http://www.eislauffotos.de/piwigo/index.php?/category/615#&gid=1&pid=13

 

[Ka3sha]

Tuktamysheva and Samodurova were added to Lombardia entries list

 

[Jeschke]

Tuktamysheva and Samodurova were added to the Lombardia entries list

Destroyed is my Nebelhorn theory

 

[SamuraiK]

Good news, Bock is back and looks great
It's warm in Germany so Hocke/Schott have interesting choice of costumes
http://www.eislauffotos.de/piwigo/index.php?/category/614#&gid=1&pid=20

I sincerely hope this is not Hocke's new FS costume, and I wish da Schott would actually wear something like the black thing in competition.
http://www.eislauffotos.de/piwigo/index.php?/category/615#&gid=1&pid=13

Thomas Stoll

And Lutricia not in awful pink costume

 

[rfisher]

Destroyed is my Nebelhorn theory

They're saving Radionova for you!

 

[Jeschke]

So folks, boss is off for a week

Enjoy the start of jgp, please note potential POTS, MESS; MEEPOTS, Tursy-POTS-candidates
I hope by the time Nebelhorn entries will come out, you all will manage to persuade @levineismine to join me in the german idyll.

Over and Daddy out, cheers

 

[alchemy void]

As often as you have to mention that you actually are makes the thing a bit dubious

It's okay, @Mad for Skating, people here doubt my age all the time. I'm 23, damnit!

Daddy out, cheers

Missing the first week of JGP Have fun!

Tuktamysheva and Samodurova were added to Lombardia entries list

Fck yes! (I'm trusting Leonova is getting Rostelecom or Nebelhorn, which is why she wasn't invited).

 

[Vagabond]

Wenn die Katze aus dem Haus ist, werden die Mäuse auf dem Tisch tanzen.

Are you ready, mice? ???

 

[oleada]

Somebody needs to remind me what POTS, MEEPOTS and Tursypots are again

 

[Vagabond]

Somebody needs to remind me what POTS, MEEPOTS and Tursypots are again

POTS: Performance of the season. (Leonova's Flight of the Pigeon FS in Paris, for example).
MEEPOTS: Most epic ending pose of the season.
Tursypots: Award-winning celebration in the Kiss and Cry, such as Tursy's mom is wont to do.

 

[SamuraiK]

Insta stalking news..

Knierim lamenting about having 2 powerful females whipping him. Love Empress answer.
US boys serving dinner like champs Jimmy Ma and Alex K looking really good.
Slutskaya's new ride I miss her way more than Kwan, there I said it.
Paniot in disney princess mode Nice orqhideas
Momma Navka aging great.
Azzuri's golden generation + Baby Rizzo. So much italian perfection!!

Do-Hard Bonus

 

[rfisher]

POTS: Performance of the season. (Leonova's Flight of the Pigeon FS in Paris, for example).
MEEPOTS: Most epic ending pose of the season.
Tursypots: Award-winning celebration in the Kiss and Cry, such as Tursy's mom is wont to do.

I think The Flight of the Pigeon set a standard that will be hard to match

 

[Vagabond]

I think The Flight of the Pigeon set a standard that will be hard to match

And it didn't even win when it was up for -POTS!

The Flight of the Pigeon is skating's answer to Citizen Kane.