#TeamTrainwreck 9: Next Splat Station: Pyeongchang

[Vagabond]

this was a great introduction and you know the answer already

And yet, some people just lurk in this thread without ever posting anything.

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

this was a great introduction and you know the answer yourself

LOLLLL.....I dont tho... I don't come to this thread often at all..It scares me.... Im reviewing all the rules again .... Schot is having a good year tho maybe she needs a new ticket for a new ride.....

Alexa and Chris

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level FOR SURE
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program YES.
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again YES Pretty much on a daily basis for me.
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones 2017 for sure.

Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible YUP
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible YUP
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day um, ok
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread yup
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters yup
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition) yup
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.

Qualities:
1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin no (although at this point it wouldn't hurt)
2) Big boobs/nice ass Have y'all ever seen Chris ass? Its right up there with Enbert!
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing
4) Mule kick no
5) Being Uzbek/Russian no
6) last name called Schott no, but she doing good this year
7) Bizarre off ice incidents YES.. 3 surgeries that all of us still don't understand... a wedding that was marred by her illness. Dramatic weightloss that shows she got down to bones and skin.
8) Coach YES. I still don't understand who Delilah is and when she ever skated
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats 2017 is a record breaker
11) Bizarre Choreo
12) Hair YES. she has hair. lol

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

And yet, some people just lurk in this thread without ever posting anything.

???? I have posted but I got yelled at for asking innocent question. LOL, comments like yours make me leary in the thread still.. NOT welcoming at all yo. This thread can be hostile. Im in Cali, way to relaxed for any drama. Just chill.

 

[Vagabond]

Obviously, ANL, I wasn't referring to you as someone who just lurks in the thread.

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

Sorry hun, my bad. But this thread still scares me like an Annabelle movie. LOL

 

[Jeschke]

6) last name called Schott no, but she doing good this year

Uuh, someone knows how to play the game

 

[rfisher]

How can we be scary? We don't argue and we don't take skating too seriously.

 

[Jeschke]

Schot is having a good year tho maybe she needs a new ticket for a new ride.....

Funnily I thought about this too. She is frightening consistent these days (now I jinxed it )
But Schott always brings a little mistake, so of course she remains on the team!

 

[Vagabond]

How can we be scary? We don't argue and we don't take skating too seriously.

We're just a bunch of little

 

[Jeschke]

But this thread still scares me like an Annabelle movie. LOL

Oh boy, this is epic
This is all @SamuraiK 's fault with his 'Do-hard-lists'!

 

[Marta24]

How can we be scary? We don't argue and we don't take skating too seriously.

This thread is like a comic relief when the competitions are getting too

 

[SmallFairy]

Awww, but this thread should be fun! @AngieNikodinovLove I promise I won't yell at you, please come back more often

There are rules, but sometimes they don't even make sense to us old timers, and pressman is trying to juggle it all when bossman's feelings go over the top

The most important rule: is there heartbreak??? (Sometimes there's not consensus, and bossman proves why he's bossman, but sometimes there's consensus among everybody else but him, and he has to obey us. Mo-ha-ha! ) And of course, if Nikodonov was competing now, I would politic hard to get her on the team. She was such heartbreak material after her transformation, that's for sure. Maybe for HOF next year? And she has one brilliant quality added to her now, she's married to Dinev

To sum it up: the essence of #ttw is coming down to some devoted fans around the world at the same time watching Pogo splat on her belly, Aliev in his gorgeous soldier uniform going awkwardly down on his 4z attempt and Aymoz bawling in the KnC, and all around the world our hearts are aching so much for them, because they will maybe never get it totally together, but they have something special and different to them and their skating, and we just want them to succeed so bad.

Of course the opposite, RIDICOULOUSLY CRAZY FEELING OF OVER THE TOP JOY kicks in when Vanessa and Morgan finally gets a Euro medal and Voronov slays at 30! (And he's not even on the team!)

So I guess we're a lot of and but mostly and .

 

[SmallFairy]

Oh boy, this is epic
This is all @SamuraiK 's fault with his 'Do-hard-lists'!

Good thing you called him off for going do-hard on puppy Aymoz then

 

[morqet]

Alexa is a crazy cat lady, which is a point in her favour, but they need more programs like Metallica and less lyrical snot like this year to be under consideration.

 

[SmallFairy]

BTW there's a lot of "scary" posters on this forum, but non of them are in this thread...

 

[SamuraiK]

Oh boy, this is epic
This is all @SamuraiK 's fault with his 'Do-hard-lists'!

What¡¡ Little Me?

ANL does have a bit of a point though. The thread can be a bit dismissive towards those who don't share the same love towards the anointed TTW ones. So unless a poster has very thick skin like @pinky166 who gets shamed for every ship she has and just shrugs it off its not the most welcome thread.

That said i enjoy this thread l much much better than other fan threads where you can¿t say anything remotely negative about a beloved skater without getting linched.

 

[SamuraiK]

Good thing you called him off for going do-hard on puppy Aymoz then

Fine, only do-gently list for SA then ..

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

LOL, OK, thanks for all the welcomes this time around. Got some chuckles outta me too. Thanks!!!!!

LOL, and yes, I forgot Alexa is a crazy cat lady.

Heartbreak seems to be the hard one to crack for membership. But this team has broken all sorts of arteries in mine.

 

[SmallFairy]

Fine, only do-gently list for SA then ..

Don't worry, you'll be safe. Rippon, Voronov and grandpa Zhang are all there

 

[SmallFairy]

What¡¡ Little Me?

ANL does have a bit of a point though. The thread can be a bit dismissive towards those who don't share the same love towards the anointed TTW ones. So unless a poster has very thick skin like @pinky166 who gets shamed for every ship she has and just shrugs it off its not the most welcome thread.

That said i enjoy this thread l much much better than other fan threads where you can¿t say anything remotely negative about a beloved skater without getting linched.

Me too! This is the place to be. And of course @pinky166 is a rock star!

 

[rfisher]

What¡¡ Little Me?

ANL does have a bit of a point though. The thread can be a bit dismissive towards those who don't share the same love towards the anointed TTW ones. So unless a poster has very thick skin like @pinky166 who gets shamed for every ship she has and just shrugs it off its not the most welcome thread.

That said i enjoy this thread l much much better than other fan threads where you can¿t say anything remotely negative about a beloved skater without getting linched.

You just have to keep campaigning if you want someone on the team and be creative. And not care all that much one way or the other.

 

[alchemy void]

BTW, dear @alchemy void I hope you haven't forgotten you promised an InstaLive during ladies SP this evening
We are still in need of your IG name to follow

insta: stuckin2003

there isn't much on there, clearly I need to take lessons from Adoniev.

 

[Jeschke]

And of course @pinky166 is a rock star!

Thread wouldn't be the same without our nachos-loving @pinky166

 

[Jeschke]

insta: stuckin2003
there isn't much on there, clearly I need to take lessons from Adoniev.

oh boy, are you seriously considering getting live
i need to set my alarm for that

i saw a hulla dress and hoped for a drag pic of you halloween edition, but it was only a doll!

#adoniedadviceneeded

 

[Jeschke]

I am no plushy fan but i am already pmaol about his giant Louis Vuitton coat. I hope he wears it tonight

 

[alchemy void]

And not care all that much one way or the other.

That’s the most important thing in all of this!

 

[Ka3sha]

So, every time I’m having a girls night out (and too much cocktails probably), you guys decide to discuss something serious (by the standards of the thread, obviously)

Slay, Sima!
I can’t recall the last time I was rooting for Plushy, but today I’ll defiéndete Lot be rooting for Sima, Plushy and his LV coat

 

[pinky166]

Thread wouldn't be the same without our nachos-loving @pinky166

Thanks guys! But the nachos need to be replaced with cake & ice cream

Sending good vibes to the men at SA today! Talk about a field!

#dannysalmon #ukrainianpuppy3 #firus #molebrowmura #oldmanvoronov #bossminer #hotyan

 

[Jeschke]

#bossminer

I love you!

 

[alchemy void]

@SmallFairy Gjersem on the ice with a chance to medal!