#TeamTrainwreck 9: Next Splat Station: Pyeongchang

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Belated COC impressions because real life interferes with the skating ...

Men:
Kolyada - He's so tiny and adorable. That 4Lz is a beauty (if landed). I still think he's being a bit wuzgifted but im happy that he's staying away from the TT team. Euro title is within reach this year.
Jin - Im still amazed at how much his interpretation skills have improved. He used to be such a robot and now its a nice crowd pleaser.
Aarron - Max artistry on the other hand is still non existent no matter how many warhorses he keeps butchering each year. That said, I still prefer him on the oly team over blue teletubbie Brown or Grindr diva Rippon.
Yan - so well dressed. He goes in my do-hard list too. sad he only has 1 event.
Fernandez - Is it true he's no longer with Miki? If so, did she curse him or what? all quads MIA.

Ladies:
Zagitova - Haters gonna hate but she plays the game fair and square. Maybe not as rock solid as Medvedeva (who is anyway) but olympic medal is a safe bet for her at this point.
Higuchi - Most improved girl this season. Love her new found sass
Radionova - happy that she can still pull a medal here and there. Looks so awesome with the long hair at the medal ceremony.
Mihara - that tango SP is so bland. With libertango she needs to make me horny and I only end up wishing Pasha & Platov were still around. The LP is delightful though, such a great choice of music that fits her well.
Daleman - bitchface of the year.
La Tuk - i dont see what's the big buzz about her new costumes. At least she has big boobbies to entertain me.
 
Pairs:
Sui & Han: Shen & Zhao know their legendary Turandot program is only known to hardcore fans so they are taking it to the mainstream stage this year so their legacy is finally eternal. Clever!!
Yu & Zhang: Good but I still dread what is going to happen to Yu after Zhang finally retires.
Moore-Towers: You could taste her fear after the SP regretting all her bad carreer choices since she left Dylan.
Guarise: Why is such a piece of hunk always wasted on the most atrocius Weir-esque costumes?? :wall:

Dance:
Papadakis & Cizeron: I admit maybe im the only one who's not sold on the FD. They are amazing beyond words but for me is another been there done that program. Not really outstanding. All their programs are becoming a lovely beautiful blur. And that SD is even worse than V&M in the "not latin at all" department.
Chock & Bates - She slays on the SD. The FD is bleh but I think she's finally starting to take notice there's someone skating next to her.
Bobrova: She looks hotter each year. Deputat is so lucky.
Zahorski & Guerreiro: Please skating gods let them be on the Euro team.
 
Jeschke said:
Back to more important topics than a leotard: where the hell is Dave Körtting???
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I'm kind of thinking his Olympic chances are dwindling at this point. :( Any chance of Golden Spin? Open de Andorra? Crystal Skate of Romania? Gardena Spring Trophy?

Between him and Streubel, the men's German team has lost all its sexy appeal. :drama:

At least we'll always have @Clay's avatar -- NEVER change it, please!
 
@SamuraiK your review has me :rofl:

SamuraiK said:
Grindr diva Rippon.
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the definitive description of Adam's current aesthetic.

SamuraiK said:
Yan - so well dressed. He goes in my do-hard list too.
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"do-hard" list? you're such a romantic! :rofl:

SamuraiK said:
Radionova - happy that she can still pull a medal here and there. Looks so awesome with the long hair at the medal ceremony.
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That hair was RIDICULOUS at the medal ceremony-- how gorgeous does she look on the podium? The hair has to be extensions, right? Not that I care.. it's insanely long and awesome and gorgeous. Just for the hair and makeup alone I am now really rooting1 for her to make the Olympics. I wish she could skate competitive programs with her hair down. :glamor:

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Mihara - that tango SP is so bland. With libertango she needs to make me horny
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The only things that make me horny are Dave Kotting's green low-cut pants, Elvis, and Brezina's quad salchow. :p

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La Tuk - i dont see what's the big buzz about her new costumes. At least she has big boobbies to entertain me.
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Um did you see the blah black dresses she had before? These are a huge upgrade!
 
Speaking of horny, Vik is currently on Instagram Live, shirtless in bed, listening to classical music, commenting about "lust for life."

And now we're in his bathroom, applying a facial scrub, and at least still shirtless. His bathroom appears to be gold everything, including the walls.

Now the wide view in white briefs. He's only run his hand through his hair 3 dozen times. :glamor:
 
alchemy void said:
I'm kind of thinking his Olympic chances are dwindling at this point. :( Any chance of Golden Spin? Open de Andorra? Crystal Skate of Romania? Gardena Spring Trophy?

Between him and Streubel, the men's German team has lost all its sexy appeal. :drama:

At least we'll always have @Clay's avatar -- NEVER change it, please!
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I heard he may do a Marina Kielmann "96 Ryder's Cup" tribute next ! :p:p:p
 
alchemy void said:
Speaking of horny, Vik is currently on Instagram Live, shirtless in bed, listening to classical music, commenting about "lust for life."
And now we're in his bathroom, applying a facial scrub, and at least still shirtless. His bathroom appears to be gold everything, including the walls.
Now the wide view in white briefs. He's only run his hand through his hair 3 dozen times. :glamor:
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Brief or no briefs, Vik lost me to Daniil a while ago.
So he better brings something new to get my attention back :smokin:
 
I always enjoyed sassy Joshi and WarriorPrincess Joshi. I loved how she always clapped for herself if the program was skated well. I hope she has a bright future post-skating. :cheer2:

I am sad there will be no more MamaHelgesson moments in the KnC. I'll just remember Sweden Europeans which was the highlight of both Joshi, Vika, and Mama's careers. I was so happy for all three.
 
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61pts at Russian Cup? :violin:
Oh my, I guess even Gorshkova/Butikova would have cracked 70 there :rofl:

How will #finnboy survive the FD? he looks already done in the SD :gallopin1
 
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