#TeamTrainwreck 12: Done in by a World of Fun!

[Jeschke]

Moris dating Shevchenko?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkJBMniAVF6/?hl=de&taken-by=moriskvit
@SmallFairy why do you not keep us up to date?

 

[Jeschke]

Tuk is on because she has been a trainwreck the past 3 seasons. Like I said before, once she medals at Euros again this season, she's off again.

good lord, just imagine
i would bow down as deep as i can.

 

[Jeschke]

Tea or coffee with Sima
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=96&v=Y7MJQeXm9AQ

She prefers dogs to cats and sneakers to high heels
I should reconsider her train ticket

 

[rfisher]

I'm just glad to see Pogo back on the ice. She's no longer a gangly teenager and is a beautiful young woman. I hope she can be healthy this season.

 

[Jeschke]

Our boy gets choreo by Averbukh and not Glinka? Pah!

 

[DobrinFan]

Our boy gets choreo by Averbukh and not Glinka? Pah!

I put a link in the program thread saying his SP will be by Glinka, did they change it?

 

[morqet]

I love the clip posted. So many great details Maybe he got lucky and found Averbukh in the same mood as when he did Makarova's Maria & the violin string.

 

[SamuraiK]

Moris dating Shevchenko?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkJBMniAVF6/?hl=de&taken-by=moriskvit
@SmallFairy why do you not keep us up to date?

LOL, when I saw it on my instagram my first thought was .. "Im sure someone in TTW is going to freak about it"

 

[alchemy void]

Our boy gets choreo by Averbukh and not Glinka? Pah!

Aside from Med's 9/11 program, I like Averbukh's choreography. The LP he did for Med last season was sooo much better than Dannyboi's Anna Karenina.

Our boy gets choreo by Averbukh and not Glinka? Pah!

Clearly. Glinka is saving her most innovative choreography for Leonova.

 

[alchemy void]

LOL, when I saw it on my instagram my first thought was .. "Im sure someone in TTW is going to freak about it"

Woah, Moris is much hotter on the ice than he is on insta. The exact opposite of ComfyBalls.

 

[Jeschke]

I love the clip posted. So many great details

Shame on me, I did miss the clip somehow this afternoon
I agree, I really like what I see, I love that opening sequence.

Maybe he got lucky and found Averbukh in the same mood as when he did Makarova's Maria & the violin string.

Don't get my hopes up too high
But thanks for mentioning MATVS, it has been a while. So good. So much. Those were the days

 

[SmallFairy]

Lol @Jeschke it's hard enough to keep track of the boys! Moris did well!

Off to watch Dima!

 

[kwanfan1818]

1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible

Rules question: does the Team Event count

Perkova is going to have to win a bunch of B comps in order to support herself.

Most of them pay nothing, and even making the CS "podium" isn't that lucrative.

Aaron should have waited and stay for one more season

But he already wore tights

So now, Javier has no business retiring then either!

But he may come back for one more Euros title, so he'd *better* be wearing tights.

 

[Yehudi]

Volchkova group pic. Volchkova just blends in with the rest.

https://instagram.com/p/BkJ56RUjvWl/

 

[SamuraiK]

Volchkova group pic. Volchkova just blends in with the rest.

https://instagram.com/p/BkJ56RUjvWl/

Skiirda is with Volchkova, wasn't he from Eteri's group??

 

[Jeschke]

Volchkova group pic. Volchkova just blends in with the rest.

https://instagram.com/p/BkJ56RUjvWl/

Where is Murashov?

 

[Yehudi]

Where is Murashov?

Next to LaKhokh

 

[DobrinFan]

Skiirda is with Volchkova, wasn't he from Eteri's group??

He left months ago around March. He grew, had trouble with his jumps and didn't qualify for junior nationals.

 

[Jeschke]

Next to LaKhokh

Good lord. I missed LaKhok and Murashov.

Time to abdicate?
Never

 

[Jeschke]

I had to laugh very hard on this belly posing by Murashov in regard to his ashamed shirt fixing during last season
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdfnV_YD707/?taken-by=egor_ws

 

[Jeschke]

The entire IG of Murashov is insane.
Someone is campaigning hard.
Orzel better holds on to his watchlist spot.

 

[Vagabond]

Rules question: does the Team Event count

No.

Performances in the Team Event may, however, be considered with respect to the "numerous decent skates in a row" and even the "not competitive on elite level anymore" clauses in Rule #8:

8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.

Meltdowns, malfunctions, and melodrama are, of course, as welcome during the Team Event as in the Individual Events themselves.

 

[aliceanne]

According to this source in the "Official retirements" thread, Han Yan has not retired.

https://twitter.com/HanYanFanVan/status/1009315020474380289

 

[Jeschke]

To remain @Vagabond 's heart rate intact (and because Adoniev is not available for an introduction ballad) Yan remains off the team for now. I might change my mind if he wins GP and fails to qualify for 4CC's FS afterwards

 

[Yehudi]

Any chance of Ruben joining the team?

https://instagram.com/p/BkQftkMj_KF/

 

[SamuraiK]

Any chance of Ruben joining the team?

https://instagram.com/p/BkQftkMj_KF/

LOL, the same Ruben that wisely dumped at the last minute that Mari whoever german chick who misteriously happens to be our Boss obsession . Not a chance.

 

[Jeschke]

Any chance of Ruben joining the team?

https://instagram.com/p/BkQftkMj_KF/

Run!

 

[Vagabond]

Any chance of Ruben joining the team?

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones

The heart in question is not Mari Vartmann's.

 

[Jeschke]

No idea how this idea comes into my mind, but here's bossman's delusional comeback wishlist.

1) Mukhortova
Yes, she is the one I need back the most. The drama folks.
2) Vartmann
Quelle surprise
3) Martiusheva
This cannot have been all Good lord, how much I loved that FS.
4) Maxwell
This needs no explanation. She has fooled us so long, there has to be a comeback, somehow, someday.
5) Sotnikova
Just for the drama itself.

Honorable mention to Obertas/Slavnov, who were done way too eary.

I want to point out, that I made peace with Biryukova, TM1 and Miki's retirement.

 

[Ka3sha]

You all will be and and if rumors/speculations about TM2 on Russian boards are true