#TeamTrainwreck 22: Every dark cloud has a pewter lining!

[Jeschke]

Vice, avatar!

 

[alchemy void]

NUGU FIFTH!

 

[Jeschke]

Boss summary GP Men SP

Tragic hair: 3
Stunning hair: 3
Tragic costume: 2
Nipple spin deluxe: 1
So pretty: 3
So so so pretty: 2
Hot as ****: 1
Step stumble: 2
Wobbling outta breath: 0
Pukeface: 1
Sweaty bald head: 1
Folklore boots missing: 1

 

[mjb52]

I missed ladies how hot did my man look

 

[alchemy void]

I missed ladies how hot did my man look

Rukavicin looked dapper as always.

 

[mjb52]

Rukavicin looked dapper as always.

The balder the man...

 

[Jeschke]

GP Ice Dance RD

S/K. The midline steps are everything to me.
Z/G. Great gap. Love the program for Jon, not the program itself.
S/A. Pmaol at everyone talking about the others and now they sit in here. They were great at RC and here again. Kudos.
M/B. I'll take that.
K/B. Finally the real diva Khuda is back! Obviously she needs the back stage He looked not as on fire as in the RC events.
N/N. I like the hair by him. @SamuraiK what you sayin'?
R/A. Saulius Allison

 

[Jeschke]

GP Pairs SP

RUS pair guys are beasts

M/G. I love this SP to death. And he never looked hotter. Love the shave in the haircut. Stunning.
P/R. I love Rylov but these pants show way more than I wanna see Their dedication to the team is obvious. Great they are back. Now give me the classic FS.
Nazarychev. This is my absolute guilty-pleasure short program for 2 seasons now. Please focus only on his hands and fingers the entire program, priceless
Kolesov. Balabanova please. This pairing would be pure gold.

 

[Jeschke]

GP Ladies SP

All I am saying:
Nugu. Almost failed to make it out of RC to nationals destroying all the Top10 Euros girls here
Nothing more to say.

Ah. And Urushadze's program (and music) is batshit deluxe!

 

[Vagabond]

Boss summary GP Men SP

Tragic hair: 3
Stunning hair: 3
Tragic costume: 2
Nipple spin deluxe: 1
So pretty: 3
So so so pretty: 2
Hot as ****: 1
Step stumble: 2
Wobbling outta breath: 0
Pukeface: 1
Sweaty bald head: 1
Folklore boots missing: 1

Could you please provide those of us who are geoblocked with names, not statistics?

 

[Jeschke]

Could you please provide those of us who are geoblocked with names, not statistics?

After all these years you should be able to identify 86,41% at least

 

[Jeschke]

Planned Content Sheet Pairs FS: 3S

 

[rfisher]

Planned Content Sheet Pairs FS: 3S

I BELIEVE

 

[Ka3sha]

Quote of the day goes to Aliev (on kisses and hugs between coaches/skaters at c19 times):

And what? I can't kiss my girlfriend? I would have kissed her right now. If I had a girlfriend.

 

[Vagabond]

I'm waiting for Panfilova's demonstration of Quality #13, Bizarre salchows.

 

[Jeschke]

(Fallen) Triple salchow bitchezzzzz
We are getting there!

 

[Vagabond]

I'm fading fast.

Time to chug 2 energy drinks, rip my shirt off, and scream "COLOR OF THE NIGHT" as loud as possible to get pumped up for Galustyan and the rest of the ladies.

Video, please?

 

[rfisher]

(Fallen) Triple salchow bitchezzzzz
We are getting there!

They won the bronze medal at their first senior GP event. In Russia. Against other Russians. (I'm ignoring the fact Tarasova/Morozov weren't there because I want to).

 

[Wyliefan]

Love this pic. Panfilova's skirt is seriously the best.

https://twitter.com/rockerskating/status/1330168981274157057?s=19

 

[pinky166]

Best vows ever Pinky!

Don’t tell my husband I secretly have a crush on Han Yan.

But tbh, he’d probably be okay with it. He thinks bachelorette Tayshia is smoking hot and I agree with him and accept it

I found a good one who puts up with my watching figure skating and doing gymnastics in the living room #winning

 

[Jeschke]

Quote of the day goes to Aliev (on kisses and hugs between coaches/skaters at c19 times):

Kitty response

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3cqDqTnWJK/?igshid=1d890udpbmu3l

 

[Jeschke]

Grey haired Khuda and mismatched costumes.
TTW for the world!

 

[alchemy void]

Galustyan WD

 

[pinky166]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CH0B4LBjNDd/?igshid=bi16v5momeus

This cracked me up. Street skating. Also how tf has Pogo managed to maintain perfect legs while being several months pregnant?

 

[Vagabond]

Well, f*** Nugu. membership still intact.

And for a good reason too, not a bad one.

 

[Vagabond]

Klepoch and Eisenbauer will have to settle for special citations instead of -POTS this season. Trusova has just knocked them out of consideration.

 

[rfisher]

Well, every skater has to have that "event."

I'm so amazed at how Plushenko dealt with her in the KnC and take back everything I've ever thought about his ego. I can't imagine a better way to handle Trusova. They both know that was an aberration, and he treated it exactly like one, got her to laugh and offered her ice cream. If he treats his own kids that way, all the crap about him and his wife being bad parents is total BS.

 

[NAOTMAA]

Quote of the day goes to Aliev (on kisses and hugs between coaches/skaters at c19 times):

He can't make statements like this and not give out his phone number. That's not how these singles advertisements work!

 

[Jeschke]

"forsaking my chastity"

#threadtitlealert

 

[Ananas Astra]

Quote of the day goes to Aliev (on kisses and hugs between coaches/skaters at c19 times):

When did he say that? Is there a video of it somewhere?