#TeamTrainwreck 14: "I Don't Care. #StillHere"

[alchemy void]

McKay beat Karly again by less than a point! Second year in a row.

 

[rfisher]

Tragedy!

 

[Jeschke]

McKay beat Karly again by less than a point! Second year in a row.

No McKay at Euros again please!

 

[Jeschke]

In consideration of recent events, it's my duty as bossman to prepare my folks for following tragic nationals scenarios


1. Trusova
2. Perkova

1. Samarin


1. Weinzierl
2. Schott

1. Fentz
2. Kötting


2. Rodeghiero
3. Leccardi

1. Grassl
2. Rizzo


1. Lil Sis
2. Queen U


1. Reynolds
2. Messing
3. Romsky
4. Elvis


1. You
Final not reached: Park

 

[Vagabond]

Fortunately, the chances of Reynolds' getting a good, short haircut are probably better than those of his finishing first at Canadians.

 

[SmallFairy]

I'm totally lost here. How is Russian scenario and German men scenario tragic? We would rejoice if Perkova was second? Or? And Bossman is in love with Samarin or did they break up? Kötting for second - my only question is: was Fentz top ten last year???

 

[SmallFairy]

Ok, so I lost the gold today by 0.19, after messing up the flip, my last element everything was going quite well till then...

 

[Jeschke]

Ok, so I lost the gold today by 0.19, after messing up the flip, my last element everything was going quite well till then...

#givingyouthemmarilu

 

[Mad for Skating]

In consideration of recent events, it's my duty as bossman to prepare my folks for following tragic nationals scenarios


1. Trusova
2. Perkova

1. Samarin


1. Weinzierl
2. Schott

1. Fentz
2. Kötting


2. Rodeghiero
3. Leccardi

1. Grassl
2. Rizzo


1. Lil Sis
2. Queen U


1. Reynolds
2. Messing
3. Romsky
4. Elvis


1. You
Final not reached: Park

I’m honestly not opposed to much of this. But why is Little Sis under the Czech flag, eh?

Sorry, bossman, but it’s Voronov for national champ or else!

 

[rfisher]

Because she skates for the Czech Republic. The reference is to Brezinova. Hendricks is Lil Sis 2.0

 

[Mad for Skating]

Because she skates for the Czech Republic. The reference is to Brezinova. Hendricks is Lil Sis 2.0

Oh thanks! I didn’t know that, I thought he meant Loena Hendrickx

 

[Ka3sha]

do we have pictures?

More pictures
https://www.instagram.com/nastyjustdoit/p/Bq5JkBbBJk2/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=hnn3xep7lavy

 

[Jeschke]

More pictures
https://www.instagram.com/nastyjustdoit/p/Bq5JkBbBJk2/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=hnn3xep7lavy

That fur thing above her dress
Apart from that she looks so grown-up!

 

[alchemy void]

When Samarin (in hopefully some far distance from today) is retiring, imaging bossman (in best #ttw manner in that power turquoise dress ) singing that farewell homage: 'I'll never love again'

x infinity

I'm totally lost here. How is Russian scenario and German men scenario tragic? We would rejoice if Perkova was second? Or? And Bossman is in love with Samarin or did they break up? Kötting for second - my only question is: was Fentz top ten last year???

I'm totally confused too. I'm fine with all of those, except Canadian men of course. (Sorry Park, but You has my heart!)

Ok, so I lost the gold today by 0.19, after messing up the flip, my last element everything was going quite well till then...

You pulled a Karly

 

[Jeschke]

I'm totally lost here. How is Russian scenario and German men scenario tragic? We would rejoice if Perkova was second? Or? And Bossman is in love with Samarin or did they break up? Kötting for second - my only question is: was Fentz top ten last year???

I'm totally confused too. I'm fine with all of those, except Canadian men of course. (Sorry Park, but You has my heart!)

Joke totally failed. Wonderful.
What a boss I am

 

[Jeschke]

x infinity

Ah c'mon, you would be backstage lipsyncing and simultanesouly handographing my entire performance

 

[alchemy void]

Joke totally failed. Wonderful.
What a boss I am

Can you explain it please? I've tried reading it like 3 times but I have no idea what all these skaters have in common. Why no gold medalist in Italy?

 

[alchemy void]

Ah c'mon, you would be backstage lipsyncing and simultanesouly handographing my entire performance

I haven't seen A Star is Born yet.

 

[Jeschke]

Can you explain it please? I've tried reading it like 3 times but I have no idea what all these skaters have in common. Why no gold medalist in Italy?

Okay
My entire post came up after Karly losing gold to McKay, I wanted to prepare you for horror scenarios to come.

I did not think much with RUS, obviously, as I should know everyone would celebrated silvers for Perkova, I thought originally of her losing (tragically) gold to Trusova.

Germany, ok I should have known you'd celebrate that result Another fail. German men same as RUS ladies, I thought of Kötting losing gold (not celebrating silver)

ITA gold is of course Kostner's, so it's about 2/3, and who wants Roberta above Leccardi? Who? For the men, I thought we are on the Rizzo-waggon in here, but obviously not, another fail.

Czech, how can you be pleased with that?! It's Queen U after all

CAN should be tragic with 2 spots and the 1/2 our boys going 3/4

KOR explains itself. Park

Samarin - of course I love him, I am the only one who would celebrate that result in here, that's why i prepared your for YOUR horror scenario maybe i should have just taken junior. ah no, this would have been celebrated by you and @Laney too


As said, I failed

 

[Jeschke]

I haven't seen A Star is Born yet.

Do so!

 

[alchemy void]

As said, I failed

Got it. Not your best.

 

[Jeschke]

-Shortlist-Updates:

Thanks to all the video-blocking for GP FRA on youtube, we have no footage of all

POTS#18 Kovtun
Tursy-POTS#16 Kovtun, Buianova, Tarasova & Uspenski
Tursy-POTS#17 Sakhanovich & Turenko
MEEPOTS#27 Savosin
MESS#33 Lecavelier
MESS#34 Medvedeva
MESS#35 Boikova/Kozlovskii
MESS#36 Kovtun
MESS#37 Suponenko
MESS#38 Panenkova

 

[Ka3sha]

Tursy-POTS#17 Sakhanovich & ??? (@Ka3sha @DobrinFan )

Angelina Turenko
Also known as Gubanova’s previous coach and Urmanov’s previous minion (but it was before Urmanov moved from SPb to Sochi)

 

[Jeschke]

Marilu messages to Leccardi
#coachoftheyear

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRtEW5RjtDJ/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRyFKq8DOyo/

(best thing is, we had that knc before the actual 2nd post Her sigh at the end is everything )

 

[Vagabond]

POTS#18 Kovtun
Tursy-POTS#16 Kovtun, Buianova, Tarasova & Uspenski
MESS#36 Kovtun

"The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single splat." -- Attributed to Lao Tsu.

#threadtitle
#taoofskating
#peskyeuromedals
#notgonnamaketheteam

 

[Jeschke]

"The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single splat.“
#threadtitle

That is a good one pressman; a new thread will be opened after GPF.
It‘s a tough decision... Rucavicin stamina, @SmallFairy s/s loveletter, Radios Heart in the Ocean, #forgottenbyboss, now this,....

Tough choice...

 

[rfisher]

Joke totally failed. Wonderful.
What a boss I am

I got it. Even @bossman isn't that delusional.

 

[Jeschke]

It hit me just damn hard, that we might see no Pogo this season. This will make our -awards so much more boring unpredictable

 

[Ka3sha]

That is a good one pressman; a new thread will be opened after GPF.

What about opening the thread after Russian Nationals?
I really need #stillhere Empress to make Euros/Worlds team this season and it looks like this title thread and triple axel works pretty good

 

[Jeschke]

What about opening the thread after Russian Nationals?

Can live with that too
So maybe we get inspired at the Hunger Games!