#TeamTrainwreck 14: "I Don't Care. #StillHere"

[dinakt]

Deniss's pantsss hurt my eyess... Trankov who?

 

[Laney]

Made it to the second group. There's one reason I love me some Jason ? His SS are to die for... Best of all in this field But his Quad is hopeless...
The others didn't much better. All struggled with the jumps. Maybe better I missed the TTW practice group...
Now off to the FD practice ?

 

[Jeschke]

Made it to the second group. There's one reason I love me some Jason ? His SS are to die for... Best of all in this field But his Quad is hopeless...

Memo to @Laney : This is #teamtrainwreck
Memo to @Laney : #ttw skaters (+intruders) skating at IdF: Our boy, Posterboy, Bossman's boy(toy), Cave in boy, Bell's boy, Lambiel's boy, Elvis the man

And for god's sake you came in here to report of Velvetboy?

 

[Jeschke]

Bring the important news:
- which wolf is on? ?
- is Kitty seen in maternity wardrobe? ??
- is @taz'smum already there voodooining her way through the arena? ?
....

Thanks for any updates, this is the place to be

 

[Jeschke]

Finally someone understands me

Ehm, hello?!
Am I no one to you?

 

[MarieM]

- is @taz'smum already there voodooining her way through the arena? ?
....

Thanks for any updates, this is the place to be

She's probably on the bus. Poor lad. Without coffee.

 

[Jeschke]

She's probably on the bus. Poor lad. Without coffee.

The flask in her handbag should be enough!

 

[Cleo1782]

Bossman IdF Pairs SP recap:

R/W - Last season they were promising, but I see no progress at all this season ??‍
H/S - Yikes. That was messy! But I approve their overall progress in this season ??
R/K - I have seen this program literally way too often
L/M - In some years from now...maybe.
K/O'S - Finally By far my fav US team out there! Awesome gasp by audience for the lift exit. I was so too! (sucks that the videos are blocked!) Are they an item? Who knows?
J/C - Not even a shade of former knc-drama even after this mess. Somehow I am disappointed
B/K - This was really good ??

Last I heard they were an item. They are very on and off like true lovebirds, but they are a couple and live together and have for years even in periods of breakup.

 

[Laney]

Memo to @Laney : This is #teamtrainwreck
Memo to @Laney : #ttw skaters (+intruders) skating at IdF: Our boy, Posterboy, Bossman's boy(toy), Cave in boy, Bell's boy, Lambiel's boy, Elvis the man

And for god's sake you came in here to report of Velvetboy?

Priorities, you know ??
I already told you that I haven't been at the first practice group so I have no clue which ? is on.... but the second group was also not really good. Your Toyboy had troubles with his jumps ans, in my eyes, with his SS
Haven't seen Tiffs mom yet, only Gabriellas ?

 

[Laney]

Ballister, Ade and Stephane have tons of fun ???? They try to be series when one of their girls come and need advice, the Rest of the time they crack up about sonething ???

 

[Laney]

Konstantinova is such a great skater, but her jumps are off most time

 

[Jeschke]

Your Toyboy had troubles with his jumps ans, in my eyes, with his SS

Get some glasses

 

[Eisfee]

Joti P. is training for German "Dancing on Ice". His partner is Sarah Lombardi, a german singer. They practice in Cologne.

 

[Laney]

Get some glasses

I already have some

 

[Jeschke]

Joti P. is training for German "Dancing on Ice". His partner is Sarah Lombardi, a german singer. They practice in Cologne.

Making some money in this season makes sense.

Only question is: will he comeback with Schott2 (or is she just preparing alongside him for the show?!) or will he enjoy his german-g-celebrity-status afterwards?

Other, more important question: who are the other former german skaters joining here? can we hope for nelli?

 

[Jeschke]

Elvis WD from the FS at his only GP
Seriously, GP WD should be added amongst the #ttw-qualities
@Vagabond

 

[Vagabond]

Elvis WD from the FS at his only GP
Seriously, GP WD should be added amongst the #ttw-qualities
@Vagabond

Is this not subsumed under the rubric "bizarre off-ice incidents"?

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman IdF Men FS recap:

Nadeau - Not having seen this, sucks!
Samohin - Posterboy at his best I hope @Laney is still alive after that. Loved his Pogo-moment to end.
Tanaka - Tomono!
Jin - A really good score totally wasted! Bring Han Yan back, immediately!
Aliev - Boy, that beard has to go, immediately Good redemption, mixed with a classic -stumble I am mad as hell that the running to start/end is gone! What have you done @Ka3sha ?
Ponsart - The only skater getting better after we kicked him out Get a haircut!
Vasiljevs - Maybe my favourite program of the season. The jumps I don't have words. The coach has to go!
Aymoz - It's still a funny thing, that Cave-in boy. Last season almost never disappeared, only to show up this season like this
Chen - Champ ??
Samarin - Damnit! So close to Vancouver
Brown - Velvetboy taking away the GPF of Samarin. How metaphoric for my fandom



Vice -comments-corner:

Danny Salmon
The quads at the start were AWESOME. Fix that axel and you're on the Euros podium, buddy!

 

[rfisher]

It makes me mad that Aliev missed the podium due to stupid mistakes. If he skated two clean programs, he'd be European champion this season. Sigh. There's a reason he's been a charter member of the team.

Now, I really want Kovtun to make the Euro team just to teach Aliev and Kolyada a valuable lesson.

 

[DreamSkates]

Deniss's pantsss hurt my eyess... Trankov who?

Yeah, it's hard to take your eyes off his legs. But maybe that's the point - the judges won't miss any of his footwork.

 

[rfisher]

Deniss is going nowhere except for shows as long as he stays with Lambiel. If he wants to be competitive at all, he has to leave. Otherwise, they can make money in Japan and Europe.

 

[alchemy void]

https://youtu.be/aqc17PuVPlE?t=335



Did @SmallFairy have anything to do with this?

 

[SmallFairy]

https://youtu.be/aqc17PuVPlE?t=335



Did @SmallFairy have anything to do with this?

I've been away all day at competition coaching my teens, and I get back to this???

My banner would have had a lot more black humour, and it would have been an embroidery! That embroidery lady is

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman IdF Ice Dance FD recap:

Overall - Where the hell is DG? I did not see him so far. @taz'smum , something to admit?
Overall2 - One choreo shit element has to go at least! I want to see real ice dance and not crowd pleasing shit!
G/T - Great stationary lift The rest is pretty much forgettable.
R/A - So by whom are they coached now. Zoueva or Sinicyn? Still think she is the best of all Reeds, but that talent got wasted with all these different partners.
P/M - One day, @shah and @Hanna need to explain to me whatever they see in Betty. Still pissed that the belly slide is gone! That was one of my seasonal highlights so far!
L/LG - Just no fan of the program. Just no fan of this pair. Scusi.
P/P - I have seen this program literally way too often
H/B - So forgettable. Bring Chock back!
S/D - The 3rd nightie dress I finally like! They have a good set of programs this season but there should be no discussion who ESP#1 is!
G/P - I never was a fan of their usual trashy over-the-top-programs, but this FD is just simply beautiful
P/C - Stunning dress Hate the fact that it's lyrical snot again, apart from that: Stunning!
S/K - Nipples for everybody They are on this season

Congrats @taz'smum
Can't watch ladies and pairs before tomorrow. Enjoy the rest folks

 

[rfisher]

Congratulations to @taz'smum , Tiff and Jon.

I already feel sorry for one of Z/G, Sin/Kat and Step/Buk at Russian nationals, but hopefully which ever teams go to Worlds will get back the 3rd spot for 2020.

 

[Ka3sha]

Chebotareva is the new Rukavitsin (but with hair)

 

[Mad for Skating]

Stasia I swear to God, I didn't wish that on her.

Poor thing. I love her packaging!

 

[SmallFairy]

I have watched so random this weekend, but Sofia made it to GP final, right???

 

[Wyliefan]

I have watched so random this weekend, but Sofia made it to GP final, right???

Yep!

 

[rfisher]

I have watched so random this weekend, but Sofia made it to GP final, right???

Yes! Mishin's women rule. It looks like a JGPF redux with 3 Russians and 3 Japanese skaters.