#TeamTrainwreck 11: Foreplay over Coldplay

[Jeschke]

So, apart from Mari and noboby, we're now pairless.

Oh I love the Mari part

But wrong: to date we have still 3 pairs team on the train, 2 will leave at the next station (on monday morning), one will stay, called: the leftovers. can a name be more fitting in this case?

 

[Jeschke]

Team Trainwreck left its mark on the wall of fame in the arena
https://imgur.com/a/sVqMT

Trying my best with @Hanna 's help to make the fan auxiliary

I still think it looks like it's written on a toilet wall
But big thanks to @levineismine and @Hanna for leaving our mark !!!

 

[Jeschke]

So I get to work this morning and happen to glimpse at THIS parked directly in front of me:

https://instagram.com/p/BgpXfsPA9bs/

We reached the time I am starting worry my friend,...

 

[Jeschke]

Pavlov: Sorry, @Jeschke the ukranian boys are very f+ckable but they kinda suck on the skating department.

I think you chose your wording here wisely

 

[levineismine]

Come join in!! I expect you to after today

I would be honoured to join you! I was already ehm.. Shaky during the FD practice runtgrough, I can only imagine my state tomorrow.

 

[Jeschke]

I would be honoured to join you! I was already ehm.. Shaky during the FD practice runtgrough, I can only imagine my state tomorrow.

I am unsure though @Hanna 's lifegoal was to make the #ttw fan auxiliary
But hey, we can't chose the paths being destined for us

 

[Jeschke]

To be honest, I was just trying to bait @Vagabond into a mini-meltdown/rant.

Why do I have a feeling this day is not too far away?

 

[Vagabond]

Graffiti at Worlds is a nice first step, but @pinky166 and @SmallFairy have set a very high bar for entry into the Fans' Auxiliary. And they didn't even know at the time that what they were doing would get them in. Let's see what more you can do, @levineismine.

#SweetFA
#TTW

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman WC SD recap (as it happened):

BUL - 30 to go still
GER - Hell yeah Best skate this season (now after pressure of qualifying, etc. is gone). My fave SD of the season, seriously! #TeamD bitchezzzz!
CZE - There was a time he was yummi. The Czechs do not age in a good way
AUS - I need a routine by Jorik and Dodds
BLR - I know who gets @SamuraiK 's 'do-hard'-mention
FIN - Good lord, give me Versluis, so I can enjoy the looks at least!
HUN - Great development from the this was at Bavarian Open a year ago!
CAN3 - Give me #BabyFirus #BabyBuckalnd and a room!
LTU - Add Saulius to that room!
SVK - I focused more on my Spaghettis. Says it all.
ISR - I miss Izzy How can Chait still look the same like in 2002?
KOR - I am still Mariah Carey made it to figure skating.
ARM - 2nd fave short dance of the season. Hopefully this makes the cut
ESP - Whilst I think the decision splitting worlds/olympics was fair, I still think H/K are robbed of winning personal GP spots here Totally overscored. This is no competition who is the better team. Not at all. #teammonko
GBR - Very cautious and boring. Sorry.
UKR - Last time the leg. Thanks god. What the hell happened to Nikitin's performance face? Please switch to Krylova.
POL - Spodyriev's hair loss is more tragic than @alchemy void 's
FRA2 - LeGac is french Dieck, seriously! @Loves_Shizuka ?
CHN - Happy they made it. I have a soft spot for their FD
TUR - Is this their final year? It looked somehow like that taking the bows.
RUS2 - Power of the Pineapple! Jon grows on me! Good boy! Love the final sbs steps!
CAN2 - Can't stand this SD!
RUS1 - My puppy is back Bukin's moves in knc
USA3 - Same knc all over again. 1-1!! I can't, I just can't GP USA, Worlds! Go Hawayek!
ITA2 - Audience went crazy. Nice for them, if they really retire too.
JPN - Love the FD, can't wait to see it again!
USA2 - My 3rd fave SD, I admit And I appreciate the LaKhok-memorial-dress
USA1 - I am a bit disappointed @levineismine did not pull a streaker and attacked da Zach
ITA1 - Good lord, I will be such a crybaby tomorrow
CAN1 - The only reason I cheer for Weaver is to hold on to 3spots (for the Danes) and her dress. And that's it.
FRA1 - I wouldn't mind Cizeron's pants dropping for a change.

Overall - Hawayek made the event for me!

Side note: I demand kisscam at Nebelhorn! (I have a feeling @levineismine might disagree being the poor soul sitting next to me )

 

[Jeschke]

Graffiti at Worlds is a nice first step, but @pinky166 and @SmallFairy have set a very high bar for entry into the Fans' Auxiliary. And they didn't even know at the time that what they were doing would get them in. Let's see what more you can do, @levineismine.

#SweetFA
#TTW

#missionstreaker

 

[SamuraiK]

Pairs FS recap (im soo behind and instagram is spoiling me everything )

Soo many low 130 scores. It was like a multiple tie for the top 10.

AUS: I think I only root for them because they are aussies, cause if we analyze the skating they are as dry and non chemistry as every 3rd-4th ranked N.A. team.
USA: At least this season we won't hear all the whining about the 2nd spot. It was lost fairly.
AUT: Finally in the LP!! Very lovely.
GER2: Impressive skate. Mari who???????
PRK: Who was the crazy fan with the flower bouquet? a TTW poster/lurker??
CZE: Where are the ridiculous costumes? Cant believe they are both less than 20. Bright future !!
ITA2: Nerves got to them. It was a crappy farewell for the charisma kings.
CHN2: Beautiful program . Can we pleeease reteam Yu & Jin. I like Peng too but jumps are not there.
RUS3: So sloppy. He's a Gosling but she's no Emma.
CHN1: Does granpa Zhang intends to go through 2022????.. get him a wife already and move on
CAN: Suddenly they are first ranked canadian team? How quickly the wheel turns.
ITA1: I want them to stay at least one more season so I can see Guarise in a costume that is not puke worthy.
RUS2:
FRA2: Overscored but who cares, its not like the 4th place actually deserved to medal.
RUS1: The stubbornes of keeping Candyman till the very end has me puzzled.
GER1: It didn't deserve a world record though.

Do-Hard Award: The Knierims. Im not that much into big guys but Chris's arms are drool worthy and she's simply georgeous. Also, he must be a saint, I bet he gladly puts up with all the drama and tantruns Alexa seems to have on daily basis and lets her be on top all the time.

 

[Loves_Shizuka]

FRA2 - LeGac is french Dieck, seriously! @Loves_Shizuka ?

My interest is piqued. I shall watch later.

French Dieck on a Friday evening is ideal.

 

[Vagabond]

Mari who???????

 

[pinky166]

Graffiti at Worlds is a nice first step, but @pinky166 and @SmallFairy have set a very high bar for entry into the Fans' Auxiliary. And they didn't even know at the time that what they were doing would get them in. Let's see what more you can do, @levineismine.

#SweetFA
#TTW

Sorry guys, I’ve been traveling for work and the EMBA students I’m with are high maintenance! And most of them are mostly middle aged and seem to think I’m about 15. And internet in Ecuador kinda sucks. But I’m finally home so I will be back to doing my job soon!

So pumped for J/C’s medal, although to be honest their performance here was still a little wrecky . The wtf throw 3s splat was such a #TTW moment. Into the hall of fame they go! The team will miss you!

 

[rfisher]

The French were majorly gifted in the SP. I'm over SOS and hope they retire and move on. I was hoping the Italians would be bronze (either team would have been fine). Marchei/Hotrek haven't officially said if they want to stay in another year, but I suspect Anna is going to put her tiny foot down and tell Ondrej, it's time to get on with their lives. I'm sad Vale never got that medal though.

 

[Hanna]

Trying my best with @Hanna 's help to make the fan auxiliary

Yes, because only one of us was tall enough to reach the top part of the wall where there was still free space.

 

[Jeschke]

Yes, because only one of us was tall enough to reach the top part of the wall where there was still free space.

You don't have to be ashamed Hanna

 

[Jeschke]

who???????

Bitch you cannot run that fast

 

[SamuraiK]

Bitch you cannot run that fast

LOL, bitch calling? I can and Im taking the ukranian puppies with me. Catch me if you can.

 

[Jeschke]

LOL, bitch calling? I can and Im taking the ukranian puppies with me. Catch me if you can.

Declaration of war!

 

[SamuraiK]

Declaration of war!

My new army

 

[Jeschke]

My new army

Haha, I can't top that 1-0!

 

[rfisher]

I want it to be officially recognized that my fandom is no longer the kiss of death to a skater's career. That distinction has now been passed to our dear Bossman.

 

[Vagabond]

Wakaba Higuchi should be on the Tursy-POTS short list.

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman WC Ladies FS recap (as it happened):

Choi - Where the hell are you?
Paganini - Did I miss the intentional double or did she ditch it for god's sake?
Leccardi - Carrot party deluxe. The coach is everything I want her to team up with Derbina-Karotom to rule the world!
Craine - Love the concept of the program, love the (original) costume. Now get more polished!
Toth - I will never be a fan, never!
Grm - Intentional double Dasa? But I am glad she had that moment, I really like the FS and I like the climax to end.
Bell - She has to Ponsart, so who cares about the skate?
Lecavelier - After this season we have to take this FS as a success. Old Laurine please next season! #kibosh
Brezinova - Awesome costume, boring program. Queen U, we need u back!
Kim - I see @alchemy void lip-syncing through the entire program, but Mikhailova she ain't (((Korea))) 2spots
Konstantinova - (((bossman))) (((@Ka3sha ))) MESS-shortlist, -POTS-shortlist
Lindfors - Zzzzzh.
Hendrickx - Still not my cup of tea.
Tursynbaeva - Mamma is back
Schott - My nerves Rushed for the flip, but hell, it has been a long season. Great end. So happy Top13 is great, missing 2 save GP spots by .27pts sucks though
Tennell -
Nagasu - Sentimental me is happy, just because of the good old times. Byebye 3 spots.
Higuchi - Boy she sold those steps like there is no tomorrow That has to be enough for 3 spots! It has to be You could read the pressure from her reaction in the end. Awesome! Tursy-POTS-shortlist!
Osmond - You can't deny the jumps are massive if on. Still I hope for tiny queen bronze.
Sotskova - She looks stunning, but zzzzzzh. Carrot party deluxe. Gimme Radio any second!
Daleman - Underwhelming. U should have brought the Gladiator shreds! Listen to the one and only: boss!
Miyahara - I so longed for that medal But at least we have the spot back. Well done girls! Mihara, get ready!
Zagitova - (btw can someone buy Eteri proper jeans? ) How close RUS was to losing 3 spots
Kostner -


Final word: Get a lutz now Schott, otherwise we can't see any other layout and step forward.
(she is the only one of the top15 with no complete set of triples )

Edit: Miyahara holy shit yes

 

[Jeschke]

Wakaba Higuchi should be on the Tursy-POTS short list.

Already done

 

[Jeschke]

I want it to be officially recognized that my fandom is no longer the kiss of death to a skater's career. That distinction has now been passed to our dear Bossman.

No idea what you are talking about, lalalala

 

[Fiero425]

Wakaba Higuchi should be on the Tursy-POTS short list.

She made the podium! What a surprise! Figures Zagitova would pay one day trying to do all those jumps in the 2nd half of her program! It finally caught up with her! After missing that Lutz, there was nowhere else to go and think of changing things! Congrats to Osmond; what a shock!

 

[Ka3sha]

I want it to be officially recognized that my fandom is no longer the kiss of death to a skater's career. That distinction has now been passed to our dear Bossman.

I have a feeling that it’s all my fault. If Madi/Zach and Kolyada fail to medal tomorrow, I’ll give a loooooong list of names to prove it

 

[rfisher]

While my no 1 wish for ladies collapsed like a house of cards, at least both Russia and Japan will send 3 skaters to worlds next year. I
Apsrt from no Italian team on the podium for pairs, i got 2/3 wishes and Russia has 3 spots. No wishes for men or dance so no anxiety tomorrow