#TeamTrainwreck 11: Foreplay over Coldplay

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I kept staring at the tracker going WTF? Seriously? At first I tried to convince myself it was just a glitch. The stupid tracker must not be working because he didn't really do what I thought he did. But, oh, no. At least Rukavicin is used to this and could laugh.
 
I kept staring at the tracker going WTF? Seriously? At first I tried to convince myself it was just a glitch. The stupid tracker must not be working because he didn't really do what I thought he did. But, oh, no. At least Rukavicin is used to this and could laugh.
I know, I was quite relaxed, thinking a medal was a long shot anyway, I was just going to enjoy it. My mind was alas running a bit slow, I saw he did a 3, I was like "oh crap, and his quad was so good all season" and I sat back again, and THEN reality kicked in!
 
Bossman WC Men SP recap (as it happened):

Overall - Have a feeling @alchemy void 's first girlie scream came even before the event has started when Markova was introduced on the tech panel :D

Hayrapetyan - Most discreet crotch-fixing to start ever :rofl:
Kerry - The most interesting part about him is his bromance with Windsor, now I don't get Dornbush-knc's anymore.
Raya - You are a very handsome guy Javi, who cares about the skating? (POTS-shortlist)
Demirboga - I really like him; please folks tell me, I am not alone on this.
Tsao - Zzzzhhh. But somehow I anticipate a 'do-soft'-mention here from @SamuraiK here.
Harris - So 2004 skating and looks.
Ponsart - Hell yes! God knows why he changed the SP for worlds. The new one was empty and boring, I loved his 'Hymne à l' amour. But who cares? He has been around like forever, first trip to worlds and making the cut. Hell yes :encore: Take that DG!!! So :smokin:! Proud of our former member!
Virtanen - Did Fajfr retire for good alongside Queen U? :eek: :glamor:
Yee - Asleep. Better start posting shirtless pics à la Martinez.
Kim - As much as I like the korean girls, the korean men are not my cup of tea. Maybe the funny junior in jeans unitard though :D
Reznichenko - The ones I like always mess up, we know the game :drama: No Rukavicin/Molotov/Glinka in knc? :huh:
Tomono - Cannot recall having ever seen him. But the boy did his job :respec:
Rakimgaliev - He always remains for me the one crashing into Miki before olympics :drama:
Vrdoljak - OES-program lv.4
Carrillo - He was way more entertaining yesterday on the kisscam :rofl:
Loupolover - :barrel
Fentz - Of course he ****ed up the lutz after the stunning start :wall: Seriously folks, I swear his shirt was soft pink once! :D @alchemy void might be pleased though that he will not fall any further behind in the Fentz SP vs. Laid vice list as of today :D
Walker - I am a sucker for 'Il ci saro' :swoon:
Pavlov - My ukrainian puppies :drama: Such headcases!
Messing - Can't stand the retro skating.
Brezina - At least he got a decent haircut to bow out. At least.
Kvitelashvili - :gallopin1-POTS-shortlist :( Since Moris is Morisi, nothing is the same anymore. Best thing: Gauz embarassed laugh for Moris' hearting in knc :rofl: Topped by Eteris evil smile as the scores appeared. Priceless :rofl:
Rizzo - For baby's 927430572305327 competition of the year, this was damn solid :respec:
Majorov - Nothing to say.
Nguyen - One of my fav short programs of the season :blocjudge
Samohin - One week after another shoulder dislocation. What could we expect? :gallopin1 #blackwolfblackwolf Nice arse in the camel spin though :grope:
Zhou - Tech caller, shame on you! :soapbox: (sorry Markova)
Aaron - I don't want Aaron ('s pants) to retire :drama:
Vasiljevs - @SmallFairy might orgasm, I fall asleep.
Tanaka - Back to back orgasming by @SmallFairy (damn, wrote too early, 2a :wall: )
Ge - Stop shaking your hand and get a ****ing quad.
Kolyada - Playing safe, clever, but #ttw motto is #splatordie my friend!
Bychenko - 3rd orgasm within one hour for @SmallFairy ((( @alchemy void ))) :EVILLE:
Chen - He is so ****in' hot in those opening moves :smokin:
Aliev - Good lord how i love my soldier dancing. One of my alltime fav male SP's! So good :swoon: Shame about the zero points pop :gallopin1 Putting Fentz in penultimate group, only our boy, only :drama: :gallopin1
Jin - The 'Crouching tiger, hidden dragon' OST is so :swoon: So do we get 3 chinese spots and no Han Yan next season? :gallopin1 :rofl:
Uno - So underwhelming.

Btw. where do I get my vids for our awards now, when ISU is blocking? :soapbox: We need some @Braulio secret stream service here :D

Side note: @pinky166 where are thou? :drama:
Side note 2: Organizers, we want more skaters kisscam! Focus on your work here! :soapbox:
 
This youtube blocking by ISU when the skating is at work hours is annoying me:angryfire Im missing all the fun. :drama: Is this Europe's revenge for watching all Pyeongchang at zombie hours while I watched it peacefully in prime time?
 
Bossman WC Men SP recap (as it happened):


Demirboga - I really like him; please folks tell me, I am not alone on this.
Tsao - Zzzzhhh. But somehow I anticipate a 'do-soft'-mention here from @SamuraiK here.

You are not alone. Demirboga is really interesting though he's doomed once Basar Oktar moves to Seniors.
As for Tsao. I pass. Give me yummy cutie Jinseo Kim instead.
 
Allez les épaves! :cheer2::kickass::gallopin1

ETA: :40beers::nopryde:

Further ETA: Congratulations, Vaness James & Morgan Ciprès, on graduating from the Team the right way, with a World Championship medal. :respec:
 
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Vanessa & Morgan! :smokin:When the weak started to loose faith, you came kicking back, more smokin' and intense than ever. To recover from that fall and skate like that. I bow to you, and PJZ!

What a way to leave our team! Forever in our hearts, it's been a pleasure! :respec::glamor::kickass::gallopin1
 
And Empress and Bruno the gentle giant...what can I say? Pair skating will never be the same. She was so promising with Stanislav, so good with Robin, but this is something completely different! (pun intended). They are legend! Christopher Dean was already, but he made this program, just to make sure we didn't forgot he still rules the universe. Please, please, please stay for at least one more year. I want to see more! Someone heal Bruno's back please!
 
They can make money in shows. I don't see them staying in and spending the $$$$ for training just to win Europeans. Bruno is done. He sacrificed a lot to get here and don't think he wants to sacrifice any more for one more medal he doesn't have. Aliona just hasn't figured out what to do with her life yet. She's spent over half her life competing.
 
Im laggin way behind but here's my Men's SP recap

Raya: The days of ESP being at the bottom of the ranks are back.
Reznichenko: Does he ever skate not disastrously? I dont even feel sorry for him anymore.
Virtanen: Im soo over him. Gimme Galay or bring back Versluis.
Vrdoljak: Crap.
Kim: Im amazed how his knees havent break with that many low landings during his career.
Rakimgaliev: I remember the first worlds I ever watch completely (2008) and he was already around, making the FP cut. This was even before D10 made a splah. I feel old.:(
Loupolover: skipped him.:yawn:
Tsao: He feels the program but he needs to make me feel it aswell.
Pavlov: Sorry, @Jeschke the ukranian boys are very f+ckable but they kinda suck on the skating department.:shuffle:
Demirboga: Love his music choice. If only his style and choreio will match
Walker: I keep rooting for him to finally make it but there's always some stupid mistake.
Kvitelashvili: Eteri's unwanted son.
Nguyen: Did he got another grow spurth? Lets put him in the gym and switch to pairs.
Carrillo: Wow, he made it! His happines is infectious!:cheer2:
Hayrapetyan: Very happy he made it aswell. Much improved this year.
Harris: Like the program a lot. A real late bloomer.
Yee: So many Obscure countries making the cut:rollin:
Samohin: Black puppy wuzgifted. Gimme Walker or even Pavlov instead.:angryfire
Kerry: Hes too damn pretty that sometimes I forgot to focus on his skating.
Rizzo: Incredible season for him. Next year a quad please.
BRezina: Wake me up when the Belohradskys are competing.
Ponsart: Solid. Good for him
Aaron: He must have the record for most unsuitable programs for a skater's style ever.:yikes:
Tanaka: Skipped him. :yawn:
Aliev: :wall::wall::wall: Rukavicin deserves to lose his last 2 hairs for not foreseeing this possible scenario.
Fentz: The program is so bad its good. Very happy for his PB.
Tomono: One of the best experiencies in fs is watching the new kid in town skating with nothing to lose. You know it only happens once and you should cherish it.
Majorov: Never been a fan but damn you stupid SWE fed for not letting a top 10 skater going to Pyeonchang.:angryfire
Vasiljevs: I used to really love him but he kinda lost me this season. Im more interested in his yuri on ice relationship with Stephane.
Ge: Im going to miss you Misha.
Bychenko: I wont miss you that much Alexey.
Messing: OK, if only because I want Nadeau to fight for the 2nd spot next season.
Uno: Unlike Tomono, Shoma skated like he had everything to lose and he did.

Magnificat level:
Jin: Wuzrobbed. Should have been 3rd- even 2nd.
Zhou: Perfect music choice for his style. Take note Aaron.
Kolyada: My prayers were answered and he got rid of that unexistent 4LZ. I wish he could hold onto the podium just to shut all the haters but I doubt he will.
Chen: Every jumping pass was shaky but that program is still excellent.

Im loving how the crowd is so supportive of everyone and all the flags .

Do-Hard Award: im on a rare blonde mood today so tie between Kolyada and Harris.
 
And @Jeschke, I did have a good half an hour at men's sp (but everything was lost with Shoma little later) but to put Deniss and "orgasming" in the same sentence is so wrong on so many levels and I do not wish to be a part of it. God help us all:eek::scream:
 
Bossman WC Pairs FS recap (as it happened):

AUS - Shit start in the event. Still no pair. :blah:
AUT - So vanilla, I don't dare to imagine how their lovelife might look like.
GER2 - Can't deny this has been an impressive first season.
CZE - :love::love::love: I am glad he forgot his FS costume at home ( :gallopin1 ) as the practice gear he was skating in was so much more :smokin:
PRK - Sloppy. Hope for GP and improvement next year.
USA - Aah, I love this schmaltz for them :swoon: And everyone needs a husband like Chris for gods sake :love: Byebye 2nd spot (((LeDUc))) ((( @levineismine ))) MESS-Shortlist
CHN2 - This was flat somehow :shuffle: I fear for 3rd sport, I fear.
CAN - Kudos for saving 2 spots :respec: This was not a given!
RUS3 - I love the LaLaLand OST but somehow it did not work for A/R for me
ITA2 - Relieved I have to see that program trash never again. Gabby-reaction by Marchei for 4th place :rofl:
Leftovers - 3 spots :drama: :wuzrobbed
ITA1 - Stunning program, I loved it so much. A shame with the jump, I dreamed of the bronze. But we all know da delusional boss :drama: I can't wait for them next season!
RUS2 - :wall::wall::wall: Little mistakes here and there. Damn. But I love Guarise-Enbert back to back :grope:
FRA - Leaving the train with a big bang MESS-shortlist! It was a pleasure. Bye Pornies!
GER1 - :love::love::love: So many german flags in the arena! I hate to say it: but this has to be the end Empress! What a legacy! It can't get better. Leave the stage on such a high note! Thank you so much! :wuzrobbed
RUS1 - Last time Candyman. Any bets what is coming next season? :D :watch::yikes:
 

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