I spent the last two Saturdays at a nearby AMC seeing all the Best Picture nominees and I have to say that overall, I was extremely underwhelmed by most of the movies.

My brief snarks (erm, I mean reviews) are:
"Phantom Thread" Well acted but utterly pretentious crap. Paul Thomas Anderson was far more relevant to me as a filmmaker when he still had a sense of humor.
"Lady Bird" Brava! Lovely performances, competent story-telling, writing, and honest emotion. Of course, it stands no chance to win the big prize.
"Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri" Well acted, but a complete and utter insult to "small town" America. Yes, there are "backward" people out in the sticks, but to say I completely loathed all of these characters almost from start to finish would be too fine of a point. And the final 10 minutes? After everything which preceded it? Kumbaya falseness to the Nth degree. (I truly want to vomit that this stands a good chance of being the big winner tonight.)
"The Shape of Water" Again very well acted, great look, music, cinematography.... but why wasn't I drawn in? Probably because the script was just too clunky. Del Toro has had much better work (esp Pan's Labyrinth), but at least the movie has a p.o.v. and is well executed. This is the other supposed big contender, and if it wins tonight, I'll be grateful it isn't "3 Billboards."
"Dunkirk" A well made series of action set pieces in search of a script.
"The Darkest Hour" 125 minutes with Gary Oldman chewing the scenery, which is not necessarily a bad thing. Again, the script is a bit of a let down, but Joe Wright's direction helps lift the storyline through its more awkward moments.
"Call Me By Your Name" Like "Lady Bird" a film which actually focuses on the smaller, most delicate moments of coming of age, and like "Lady Bird," the only other resounding success for me as cinema. I'm a bit bummed it was not also nominated for cinematography, which was beautiful, but that was also a packed field.
"The Post" In the end, I think being rushed into production did not help this film. Again, the script is lacking in areas and it never brings to the fore the urgency needed to propel this picture from good to great. Streep, Hanks, reliable as always. The amazing Sarah Paulson gets one great monologue, while a lot of other good actors really just play scene dressing.
"Get Out" I admit I am a bit confuzzled by the great love for this movie. I guess if you need a "horror" movie to beat into your head that racism and slavery are bad this might be revolutionary filmmaking. Otherwise, it really is just a movie beating a message into your head.