#TeamTrainwreck 14: "I Don't Care. #StillHere"

[Vagabond]

Jeez the men were rough! The placements of Fentz and Majorov say it all

The judges will decide
The likes of me abide
Spectators of the show
Always staying low
The game is on again
A lover or a friend
A big thing or a small
The placements say it all
​

 

[Mad for Skating]

Well someone seem to be dead last, behind Koleto, who switches partners as often as that Israeli pairs dude.

Um I thought Koleto only had two other partners before Misato IIRC.

The judges will decide
The likes of me abide
Spectators of the show
Always staying low
The game is on again
A lover or a friend
A big thing or a small
The placements say it all
​

THIS IS ICONIC, LOVE IT

 

[Jeschke]

I love all of these batshit programs. Much better than something like "Simple Song".

The moment I wrote this, I knew you would step in for the JPN girls

 

[Mad for Skating]

Hot takes on Pairs:

Efimova/Korovin: SHE GOT HER SALCHOW AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS
Stellato/Bartholomay: this program is a bomb when it’s clean but this was not their day.
Cain/LeDuc: That botched throw was TTW worthy! Props to them for still selling the heck out of the program though.
Pavliuchenko/Khodykin: She’s a star, he looks kind of clumsy to me, but they’re getting the job done.
Alexandrovskaya/Windsor: Not bad, but please get some more chemistry on the ice! (I’ve said it many times before and I’m saying it again).
Ziegler/Kiefer: beautiful and underscored. Since when did they start working with Bruno Massot btw?
Della Monica/Guarise: loved it so much! And he’s way cuter now without the man bun!
Tarasova/Morozov: Great job, the program isn’t a masterpiece but it does the trick, there was lots of energy and speed. They looked good! Love her dress, not a fan of his disco glitz shirt though.

Best Dressed Award: Evgenia Tarasova
Hottie Award: Matteo ?

 

[kwanfan1818]

Um I thought Koleto only had two other partners before Misato IIRC.

He has: Rabe and Min. Komatsubara has had three, according to her ISU bio (Andrea Fabbri, Kokoro Mizutani, Kaoru Tsuji)

I loved Fentz today, and I think he wuzrobbed in PCS. His program was not only .72 better than that slop-fest Dmitriev put on.

 

[Mad for Skating]

Hot takes on ladies SP:

Matsuda: super cute even though the jumps are tiny
Gold: I applaud her for trying her best
Paganini: pretty good!
Samodurova: SLAY IT GIRL
Tsurskaya: wuz robbed
Lim: soooooooooo beautiful, please get your jumps in the free!
Yamashita: Oof.
Zagitova: Excellent job, scores were high of course but I liked the performance.
Shiraiwa: Personality galore but she underrotates her jumps like baby Satoko.
Tursynbaeva: It could’ve been better but it could’ve been much much worse.

 

[rfisher]

Bossman, we really do need to rethink Kolyada's ticket. That FS ticked off pretty much every box on the criteria. Brilliance combined with disaster in the same skate is Kolyada.

He can ride in the special car along with LaTuk and Rad.

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman, we really do need to rethink Kolyada's ticket. That FS ticked off pretty much every box on the criteria. Brilliance combined with disaster in the same skate is Kolyada.

He can ride in the special car along with LaTuk and Rad.

No! ??‍
I promised dictator boss is back!
#discussionover

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman Rostelecom Cup Men FS recap:

Kerry - I would approve if he would stick with the emo-music and not the mingle-mangle with the original he looks good in his leather jacket though All that matters
Lazukin - I am all infor Lazukin as RUS#3 (I am not sacrificing Samarin of course ) I totally like his programs this year and he looks a different skater than the last seasons. And he is hot Great costume.
Yee - Literally 'highway to hell'.
Messing - This not making GPF is the good news for me. Sorry. I have seen this program way too often!
Dimitriev - What a mess! It could only be topped by junior showing nipple (which one of us in here wlould approve, we all know that. no names called. @alchemy void )
Kolyada - Misha will somehow make it to euros and will ****ing slay there!!! Watch it! This program clean will be stunning!
Tomono - Velvetboy who? Awesome
Fentz - Good boy. This was quite good, I did not expect seeing him that ready. Well done buddy
Krasnozhon - Being pretty is sometimes not enough boy, sorry. That program sucks. It did as a SP. And it does as a FS.
Hanyu - Living legend! Typed too soon.
Majorov - Hand the tie over to @alchemy void and call it a career.
Kvitelashvili - Silver bitchez

 

[SmallFairy]

Mo-ha-ha-ha Made home for the last group of men and Moris wins silver! BF approve of me going through with the cake promise!

Good job Fentz!

 

[SmallFairy]

Krashnozhon has zero content, he's just skating back and forth, and that outfit with zero connection. Blah!

 

[rfisher]

No! ??‍
I promised dictator boss is back!
#discussionover

You know the skater who shall not be named could kick his ass at Euros. If we awarded the medals today.

 

[Jeschke]

Krashnozhon has zero content, he's just skating back and forth, and that outfit with zero connection. Blah!

He has -3lo combo
Isn't that worth anything?
#mikiforever

 

[Jeschke]

You know the skater who shall not be named could kick his ass at Euros. If we awarded the medals today.

I am unable to follow your cryptic messages
Whatever you say: no Kolyada in here! ??‍

He can ride alongside the train, but it's TM2 waving from inside (HoF)!??‍

 

[Jeschke]

Bossman Rostelecom Cup Ice Dance FD recap:

M/B - They easily win best dressed and best looks of this event! I like the tit-grab to end
K/K - I wonder if at the end of the season CS THA in august will still be their best event of the season
E/B - I wonder if @alchemy void is hunting their coach too Bazin is great, wock_jabber_ call! Immediately! On a serious note, my biggest respect for all those skaters in RUS (and everywhere else) knowing they will never make it to a big championships and still go on Therefore, I am really happy for their pewter here Bazin, so goodlooking
Y/L - If only the program would hold up what the costumes are promising
A/R - Holy crap, that was one of the most boring programs I can recall
K/S - Ashamed I ever liked them?
S/B - I want the backstory of this monstrous bite mark on his neck immediately Zhuk and Bukin GF at the boards
Bukin reaction is everything, as usual! Always our little puppy
C/P - Zzzzzh.
H/K - Happy clappy destroyed everything for god's sake Awesome look! Really like this program for them. Elements work great with the music. Love the final choreo spin! Kirill is stunning Congrats

 

[Mad for Skating]

Bossman, we really do need to rethink Kolyada's ticket. That FS ticked off pretty much every box on the criteria. Brilliance combined with disaster in the same skate is Kolyada.

He can ride in the special car along with LaTuk and Rad.

Yes yes yes, and the Knierims and Stolbova/Novoselov for good measure.

 

[rfisher]

Yes yes yes, and the Knierims and Stolbova/Novoselov for good measure.

I'll sacrifice Koylada to keep the Knierims out. Sorry Mikhail.

 

[Vagabond]

Bossman, we really do need to rethink Kolyada's ticket. That FS ticked off pretty much every box on the criteria.

Criteria, schmiteria!

Rules are rules.

Yes yes yes, and the Knierims and Stolbova/Novoselov for good measure.

The Kneirims don't have the side-by-side jumps complete package to potentially be top skaters at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level

Give Stolbova/Novoselov time, young one.

 

[Jeschke]

Shpilevaya splatting the twizzles

 

[Jeschke]

Yes yes yes, and the Knierims

For god's sake! It's getting boring....

 

[SmallFairy]

Shpilevaya splatting the twizzles

What??? So, it's appropriate they're watchlist then...

 

[SmallFairy]

Eugenia Tarasova is bad ass, from the ambulance to the top of the podium! Really like their free program.

I'll have to watch ladies on my phone, so no fun (?) from me until later

Gooooooooo Sofia!!!! Slay!!!!!
And Polina the 4th too!

 

[alchemy void]

I feel like this thread could really use an ANGEL right about now....

 

[Jeschke]

I feel like this thread could really use an ANGEL right about now....

Here we go...
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#TeamTrainwreck Members Update


-Patron-Saint:
Nevskaya, Anna

Ladies:
Gold, Gracie
Konstantinova, Stanislava
Lecavelier, Laurine
Leonova, Alena
Park, So-Youn
Radionova, Elena
Sakhanovich, Serafima
Schott, Nicole
Tuktamysheva, Elizaveta

Men:
Aliev, Dmitri
Aymoz, Kévin
Březina, Michal
Nadeau, Nicolas
Sadovsky, Roman
Samohin, Daniel

Pairs:
Peng, Cheng / Jin, Yang

Ice Dance:
Fournier Beaudry, Laurence / Sorensen, Nikolaj
Shpilevaya, Anastasia / Smirnov, Grigory New

Watch List:
Ladies: Robertson, Karly New
Men: Orzel, Conrad
Pairs: Panfilova, Apollinariia / Rylov, Dmitry
Dance: Shpilevaya, Anastasia / Smirnov, Grigory Moved

 

[rfisher]

Robinson is on the watch list? Um, I thought having the whole package was relevant? I mean, come on.

No problem at all with the finger being moved up.

And, the only Chinese pair team in the GPF is our own Peng/Jin. Of course, they're the only Chinese team to compete on the GP, but still they're there.

 

[SmallFairy]

Oh dear, it's official... But it was invietable. What's next? Is P/C skating in France or what? How is his back?

 

[Jeschke]

Robinson is on the watch list? Um, I thought having the whole package was relevant? I mean, come on.

You know, that I did not make that call
For entertainment factor this works. It's 8weeks, and she is gone. Give vice that pleasure

 

[SmallFairy]

Ok, so Gracie is wd from the FS...

 

[Laney]

You know, that I did not make that call
For entertainment factor this works. It's 8weeks, and she is gone. Give vice that pleasure

so dictator boss is NOT back, right?

 

[Vagabond]

I thought having the whole package was relevant? I mean, come on.

Maybe she'll develop the whole package in the next eight weeks.

Ok, so Gracie is wd from the FS...

Is it time for another revision to the Members' List?