#TeamTrainwreck 11: Foreplay over Coldplay

[Jeschke]

2018 r2019 rde bus
2019 2020 still on bus
2020 2021 nothing
2021 2022 no bmw gives up and joins circus

So Perkova is skating to Destiny's Child, Depeche Mode and finally Britney in the next quad? Hell yeah!

 

[SamuraiK]

Perkova should do a compilation of Suguri's greatest hits as a homage to her role model.

 

[alchemy void]

I wished I could ask the same about da Mari

Mari's 4 year plan:
2018: brooches are the shit
2019: lockets in the shape of hocke pucks
2020: reach 175 followers on instagram
2021: ponder an olympic comeback, ripping open old wounds and creating mid-life crisises for certain bosses

 

[alchemy void]

So Perkova is skating to Destiny's Child, Depeche Mode and finally Britney in the next quad? Hell yeah!

congratulations, you definitely win the gayest post of the week award, which is quite the accomplishment in here!

Slay Perkova!

 

[Vagabond]

Mari's 4 year plan:
....
2020: reach 175 followers on instagram

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMART_criteria

 

[SmallFairy]

I'm rewatching Euros, to prepare for Worlds, though I prefer Euros, and everything like it... It's been a memorable season though.

- Jorik had a toothache
- Misha Ge scored!
- @alchemy void ruined Fentz' SP for me
- (((Ukrainian puppies)))
- Brezina ditched the man bun
- Stephane and Deniss were cooking and joined N.A.M.B.L.A (Northern Alps Man Boy Love Association)

I will make Tarasova holding her breath with her hand over her heart during Dima's SP at Euros my avatar for worlds!

 

[SmallFairy]

And btw Croatian guy Vrdoljak is such a lost in the 2000s OES, dressed and shaped like Vahktang Murvanidze. And skating to "White cat, black cat". Danny Salmon's vanilla brother?

 

[Cleo1782]

And btw Croatian guy Vrdoljak is such a lost in the 2000s OES, dressed and shaped like Vahktang Murvanidze. And skating to "White cat, black cat". Danny Salmon's vanilla brother?

While like many OES skaters (including Salmon) Vrdoljak skated for the US. He's from Illinois and skated til junior men without much success then defected to Croatia.

 

[rfisher]

Ross turned down the chance to go to Worlds, so I'm calling that the end. Sorry, Bossman.

 

[SamuraiK]

So.. Hawayek & Baker are going to Worlds...

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf1BlFInuaU/?taken-by=kait_hawayek

I guess the Shibs are withdrawing. The delussional missionbronze finally starts to get real.

 

[levineismine]

So.. Hawayek & Baker are going to Worlds...

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf1BlFInuaU/?taken-by=kait_hawayek

I guess the Shibs are withdrawing. The delussional missionbronze finally starts to get real.

Now I'm all for #missionfarewellhomebronze
and upgraded someone else to #missionsilver #cryingoncamera

 

[SamuraiK]

Now I'm all for #missionfarewellhomebronze
and upgraded someone else to #missionsilver #cryingoncamera

With decent homecooking judging C&L can even get a silver. No one will mind them beating H&D (a team that hasnt really won shit until now) at home worlds.

 

[alchemy void]

Stephane and Deniss were cooking and joined N.A.M.B.L.A (Northern Alps Man Boy Love Association)

(I really enjoy this emoji. It also reminds me of Tim LeDuc.)

 

[rfisher]

Now I'm all for #missionfarewellhomebronze
and upgraded someone else to #missionsilver #cryingoncamera

And if Zach falls. Again. Even I will feel sad for you, but will do the happy dance if Anna and Luca move up to silver. Milan is all about team Italy. I'll be eating pasta for a week.

I cannot watch Hawayek/Baker. He creeps me out.

 

[levineismine]

And if Zach falls. Again. Even I will feel sad for you, but will do the happy dance if Anna and Luca move up to silver. Milan is all about team Italy. I'll be eating pasta for a week.

I cannot watch Hawayek/Baker. He creeps me out.

I'll be all about team Italy too after their fantastic Olympics. Also it's home worlds for me too so time to be a bit nationalistic

 

[SamuraiK]

Also Coomes & Buckland are NOT going, so bye bye BabyBuckland for next year..

The good news is velvet boy is also gone and at least we can enjoy Max Aaron ass, if nothing else.

Overall this is turning into a bigger Post-Olys Worlds than usual.

 

[aliceanne]

Apparently Rippon, Brown, and Miner have all passed on Worlds. Aaron is going along with Zhou and Chen.

 

[SamuraiK]

I think this is the first time since I can remember the 3rd alternate gets to go to Worlds...

#Grantolinewuzrobbed

 

[Jeschke]

Ross turned down the chance to go to Worlds, so I'm calling that the end. Sorry, Bossman.

It's a good thing your call is of no interest in here

No surprise here. Ross will be removed with official announcement, not any second before
#untilthebitterend
#BossMiner

 

[Jeschke]

The delussional missionbronze finally starts to get real.

With all the farewells #missionbronze seems no miracleous mission anymore, so I make #missionsilver outta it (though sensitive readers will remember, #missionbronze was mentioned for olympics for bob or italians, i always spoke of gold at home soil )
I guess @levineismine might really be ready for asylum in a great mix of joy and despair when BabyItalians push Zach down to bronze (or even to pewter )

 

[Jeschke]

#Grantolinewuzrobbed

Of the pairs spot:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfmX1OChJW7/?hl=de&taken-by=grantoline

Also Coomes & Buckland are NOT going, so bye bye BabyBuckland for next year..

Boooooh! At least we well see him at Euros. At least.

at least we can enjoy Max Aaron ass, if nothing else.

+thighs!

 

[Ka3sha]

I guess @levineismine might really be ready for asylum in a great mix of joy and despair when BabyItalians push Zach down to bronze (or even to pewter )

 

[Jeschke]

 

[Jeschke]

BTW what the **** is Pogo's IG story?
She is in a restaurant and feeding a pig under the table???

Patron-Saint!!!

 

[rfisher]

It's a good thing your call is of no interest in here

No surprise here. Ross will be removed with official announcement, not any second before
#untilthebitterend
#BossMiner

Sad. He turned down worlds to refinish floors.

 

[SamuraiK]

Of the pairs spot:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfmX1OChJW7/?hl=de&taken-by=grantoline

Still better than half the field at US Pairs Nationals.

Boooooh! At least we well see him at Euros. At least.

Unless bigbro plans to stay . Their reason for the WD was so Penny could heal properly so it kinda hints at them continuing.

 

[Jeschke]

Just rewatched some of the -POTS and Tursy-POTS -shortlist-entries.
Awesome stuff this season!
Can't wait for the poll

 

[SmallFairy]

Ok, I'm in the dressing room with Ivana Reytmeyerova. Apparently she's a coach in Norway...

 

[alchemy void]

Ok, I'm in the dressing room with Ivana Reytmeyerova. Apparently she's a coach in Norway...

Way cool. Please tell me she was smoking cigs and talking shit about Rajicova the entire time.

 

[Jeschke]

Derbina-Karotom landing better 3Sal than Fleur
https://instagram.com/p/Bf5idBsHthD/