Ladies SP Recap:
Mambekova: Spectacular look and music aside, that spot should have gone to a 3rd japanese. But thanks for the eye candy!
Knychenkova: Flashbacks of Kovalevski!
Ostlund: Fell asleep

Russo: You are no Kostner to pull such a hipster routine,
Nikitina: Fell asleep

Austman: If only her skating were as good as her make up.
Li: Lovely but will the CHN fed also destroy her before Beijing 2022?
Toth: It's a bad program but thank Skating Gods for a girl who gives a big F**ck U to all the princesses and pseudo ballerinas.
Meite: Gimme Slutty Sandy

Kim: Fell asleep

Hendrickx: I still dunno what that costume and choreo have to do with Madonna's Frozen.
Paganini: USA #6 was nice but forgettable.
Peltonen: She's smoking hot. Potential for a future Korpi. Please next year a costume up to your instagram standards.
Williams: USA #5 did pretty well.

Craine: Im going to miss that program so much. Great result for her.
Tursynbaeva: I'll take the risk of mentioning the taboo topic around here but her weight worries me. A LOT.

Schott: I guess is a good results for daddy's girl.
Rajicova: Fell asleep again during USA #4

Sotskova: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Tennell: The latin american comentators were really surprised she held onto 1st position for 3 entire groups and were even talking about a US bias

Chen: Im tired of that program already.
Nagasu: She's also a sentimental fave of mine but with no Axel her skating becomes so lacking.
Choi: Best dressed award but needs more work in the expression.
Daleman: Why you keep bitchfacing in the K&C when you know you didn't do well?

Kostner: A woman in a sea of babies

(I would have put her below Daleman though)
Magnificat level
Sakamoto: Give her JPN#1 status right now!
Miyahara: Give her proper PCS right now!!
Osmond: Give her a new SP right now!!
Medvedeva: Give her the chance to do an extra jumping pass so she can win right now!!
Zagitova: Give her proper PCS (less) right now!!
Do-Hard Award: A tie between Austman and Daleman. Trashy hooker canadian looks
