2016 Eurovision Semi 1 - Thunder and Lightning - it's getting Exciting!

[FarFarAway]

Unitards strike back. I have an impression she's pretending to be both Shakira and Beyonce at the same time. Song is shallow. Even guys don't impress me much.

 

[SamuraiK]

I dont get all the love for Austria and Cyprus here. The first one was a sugary princessy tune that goes nowhere. If i want that I would watch a junior ladies skating competition! Ohhh now I get it...

As for Cyprus the melody itself was as poppy and mainstream as anything on top 40 , just with guitars and bad dudes selling it out.

My fave so far is Armenia, sexy woman, clever staging, kinda voidy song = winner.

 

[Hanna]

I find Azerbaijan really catchy. But the nekkid unitard is meh.

 

[HisWeirness]

Lol the male dancer with the American football-style pads.

 

[Jenya]

I'm kind of loving Azerbaijan

 

[Aerobicidal]

Azeri choreo is like Corky St. Clair has been given an avant-garde challenge.

 

[sweetsparky]

It would take a miracle for AZE to win.

It´s going to take a miracle for my mind to forget her dancers costumes

 

[Finnice]

I like Aze male dancers...

 

[marbri]

I think I'm just going to vote for Finland and call it a night.

 

[MichaelK]

Azerbaijan's song doesn't work for me, I find it generic and not that well sung.

 

[wustfan]

The dancers should totally do a number together with San Marino

 

[Lara]

I liked Azerbaijan more than Beyoncé-lite (Armenia?)

 

[sweetsparky]

I like Aze male dancers...

Dancers were right, the american football wet dream costumes were a little too much even if I was expecting naked guys with wolves tonight

 

[FarFarAway]

Oh my ears. I've got just a couple to submit them to such a torture.

 

[allezfred]

Montenegro might be too much of the real thing for a Tuesday night.

 

[TAHbKA]

Is there a song in Montenegro?

 

[MichaelK]

Montenegro is a real mess ...

 

[Lara]

Debating whether to remove my earphones...

 

[FarFarAway]

How long ago did they learn to sing? Or rather discovered there is singing and started to imitate it?

 

[TAHbKA]

`Inside you I'm a real thing'? Is that what they shout?

 

[sweetsparky]

This is a real something but I am going to censor myself

 

[Aerobicidal]

Hiring Paul Verhoeven to create a rock'n'dubstep Coca-Cola commercial was not a good use of Montenegrin funds.

 

[Finnice]

Montenegro makes me need a glass of wine. A big one.

 

[TAHbKA]

How long ago did they learn to sing? Or rather discovered there is singing and started to imitate it?

They havent yet

 

[HisWeirness]

What's the deal with the chick under the red light and wind machine?

 

[FarFarAway]

Mr FFA is almost orgastic that howling is now over.....

 

[TAHbKA]

The make up makes her look like a panda.

 

[Hanna]

This is a tribute to Sonia Radeva and the black crow in 2009!

 

[Finnice]

Love the Icelandic accent.

 

[FarFarAway]

The Icelandic lady in somewhat pornish leather dress and those boots. Scary. Worst entry from Iceland in ages.