2024 Eurovision Semi 1 - All The Divas Were Born As Human Beings (And From Denim Eggs)

[marbri]

So far I think Crotia (much to my dismay) and Ukraine are the strongest so far. I feel like Ireland was done no favours with the camera work but should still qualify. The rest were totally forgettable.

 

[Ananas Astra]

Who is this dude from Doucheland? Never heard of him before he was declared our entry.
He is from the same town as a friend of mine who committed suicide some time ago...

 

[airgelaal]

Is it that cold in Sweden?

 

[allezfred]

Germany forgot to pay the electricity bill.

 

[Finnice]

Ger can sing

 

[marbri]

Who is this dude from Doucheland? Never heard of him before he was declared our entry.
He is from the same town as a friend of mine who committed suicide some time ago...

His mother is Icelandic (father German). So in a way we did make the final

 

[Ananas Astra]

Germany forgot to pay the electricity bill.

No wonder considering how expensive it has become.

 

[TAHbKA]

Wow, GER - there are SO many places where things could go wrong, but somehow they went quite right.

 

[marbri]

Great voice.

eta.. that was actually really good.

 

[airgelaal]

The German was told that he needed to fight for the top. But he doesn't need it today.

 

[TAHbKA]

Wait, more than 5 songs out and so far not a single transposition??? how come??? is it Eurovision??

 

[Ananas Astra]

Well, it could have been worse.

 

[Ananas Astra]

German commentator: "Please don't copy this show for your garden party."
and: "People have been clapping for the usual points we are getting from all of Europe: 1, 2, 3."
We got a new commentator and he is quite snarky.

 

[Ananas Astra]

I miss Joker Out.

 

[marbri]

Everyone with the nails this year. Blame Loreen I guess.

 

[airgelaal]

Is the priest still in the audience?

 

[kosjenka]

Well, it could have been worse

it was very good. 8points at least

 

[Ananas Astra]

Everyone with the nails this year. Blame Loreen I guess.

NAILS! Good point for our bingo cards, thank you!

 

[miffy]

Wow her voice at the end! ?

 

[TAHbKA]

Am not sure who is Veronica, but she surely pissed into the singer's cereals. I see no other reason to shame the poor Veronica so badly all over Europe

 

[Ananas Astra]

Ah now Winland. The only number I have watched before because it looked ****ing hilarious.

 

[marbri]

Nails and the "am I nude costume" a theme this year. Oh, and Satan.

 

[TAHbKA]

WTF.

 

[Ananas Astra]

Okay, Finland has my vote for tonight.

 

[airgelaal]

Was the competition renamed this year? Porno-vision?

 

[miffy]

I put my glasses on again for a very different reason I like the song but the shorts came out way too late

 

[Ananas Astra]

the thing with the shorts reminds me of an incident I witnessed with some Finnish Turbojugend friends of mine...so for me it doesn't get more Finnish than that.

 

[marbri]

That is all.

 

[TAHbKA]

Couldn't they have one of the dancers naked so at least I could enjoy the view?

 

[allezfred]

Finland is so stupid and yet I was amused.