2024 Eurovision Semi 1 - All The Divas Were Born As Human Beings (And From Denim Eggs)

[Ananas Astra]

The German commentator has the same writer as Peter Urban had, the same weird jokes, and even intonation

I always liked Peter Urban, but the new guy is even a bit snarkier IMHO.

 

[miffy]

Remind me when the last decent song was?

 

[airgelaal]

White on white. Unexpectedly

 

[Ananas Astra]

Remind me when the last decent song was?

This first semi-final is really weak compared to last year's.

 

[marbri]

Remind me when the last decent song was?

Finland? But I think that depends on how you define decent.

 

[TAHbKA]

Remind me when the last decent song was?

Croatia

 

[Ananas Astra]

German commentator: "Portugal, such a colorful country, but this time they turned off the color."

 

[airgelaal]

Remind me when the last decent song was?

After Luxembourg they will show all the songs

 

[Ananas Astra]

Sailor Moon has aged a bit, dyed her hair black and is now singing for Luxembourg.

 

[allezfred]

Lara Fabian and Celine Dion competed at the same Eurovision in 1988.

 

[miffy]

31 years out of Eurovision, I was expecting more of their comeback song…

 

[marbri]

My best guess is these 8 will get through:

Croatia, Ukraine, Slovenia, Finland, Ireland, Australia, Portugal, Luxembourg

9 and 10 will be whoever has the most friends voting tonight, haven't studied that

 

[airgelaal]

31 years out of Eurovision, I was expecting more of their comeback song…

This is a great song for this semi-final!

 

[TAHbKA]

Tali hit her notes. But it was boring

 

[sus2850]

I always liked Peter Urban, but the new guy is even a bit snarkier IMHO.

I guess I am disappointed because I thought it had been Peter Urban‘s own snark, but I now realize it it probably a whole writers room there and Urban and now this guy are just delivering those lines.

 

[miffy]

My favourites:
1. Croatia
2. Finland
3. Ireland

 

[Ananas Astra]

So far, the one who will draw "dancers" in our drinking game which is called "effect drinking" will have a hard time.
Same with "fire".

The other categories are: fog, wind, glitter, stuff on stage, boobs, costume change and crazy animation.

Any other suggestions?

 

[Ananas Astra]

I guess I am disappointed because I thought it had been Peter Urban‘s own snark, but I now realize it it probably a whole writers room there and Urban and now this guy are just delivering those lines.

Urban was smart and snarky enough to do it on his own. No idea who this new dude is, but I like him.

 

[Garden Kitty]

I liked the hosts. They didn't annoy me and it's hard to do the role well

 

[sus2850]

I am probably the only one, but I vote for Lithuania.

 

[kosjenka]

I liked Lithuania as well!

 

[TAHbKA]

I would let the
CRO
UKR
LTU
POR
LXU
to the finals. I would hate to listen to the other songs again

 

[Ananas Astra]

I voted for Winland. I have to support my roots.

 

[Ananas Astra]

Johnny Logan >>>>>>> Loreen.

I hated both of Loreen's wins. The first time the Russian grannies should've won and last year Finland was my favourite.

Loreen sucks IMHO. And those nails were a ****ing crime against humanity.

 

[TAHbKA]

I now can appreciate Loreen's songs. Apparently it's not bad

 

[Ananas Astra]

As someone on the German pre-show before this semi-final said: "When the Irish can sing, they DO!"

Now I just want to see the Riverdance troupe jump up next to Johnny Logan and dance the shit out of this shitty song that is "Euphoria".

 

[TAHbKA]

Can't believe Ireland has Logan and sends erm... whatever that thing is

 

[miffy]

I’ve voted Croatia, Finland and Ireland.

 

[Ananas Astra]

Damn, if the only other person who won Eurovision twice has to sing a song of the other one...I really hope that we won't get Loreen sing one of Johnny Logan's songs on Thursday.
****ing nightmare coming up.

 

[allezfred]

I hated both of Loreen's wins. The first time the Russian grannies should've won and last year Finland was my favourite.

Well if we didn’t know you had no taste, we do now.