2024 Eurovision Semi 1 - All The Divas Were Born As Human Beings (And From Denim Eggs)

[Ananas Astra]

I hope Moldova will be as voidy as ever. They ALWAYS deliver the voids.

 

[Ananas Astra]

Why is Moldova singing in front of the redwood tree from Game of Thrones and wearing some Greek goddess costume?

 

[TAHbKA]

Moldova is dead boring. She hit all the boxes: nice dress, semi complicated song, hitting the notes, but it's so boring.

 

[marbri]

Why is Moldova singing in front of the redwood tree from Game of Thrones and wearing some Greek goddess costume?

Because you said this....

I hope Moldova will be as voidy as ever. They ALWAYS deliver the voids.

 

[miffy]

They are all saving the fancy vocals till the very end of the song when I’ve already decided I’m not keen.

 

[Ananas Astra]

Because you said this....

Nah, but that was not even close to the other Moldovan acts that were a ton of fun back in the days.

 

[TAHbKA]

Having Moldova and the UK in the same competition is like having Volosozhar and Zoe Jones...

 

[marbri]

Nah, but that was not even close to the other Moldovan acts that were a ton of fun back in the days.

Exactly, you jinxed it

 

[Ananas Astra]

Swedish twins will never top Jedward!

 

[marbri]

They are all saving the fancy vocals till the very end of the song when I’ve already decided I’m not keen.

It's like they are cheating right? Bore the shit out of us and then finish with a few seconds of that so it will be shown in the voting clips and we all forget about the first 2:50 minutes.

 

[Ananas Astra]

She might be unforgettable, but you guys are forgettable.

 

[marbri]

Rushing to be the first to say this is quite forgettable..

 

[marbri]

She might be unforgettable, but you guys are forgettable.

Damn you !!!

 

[Ananas Astra]

These Swedish twins kinda look like Ilia Malinin.

 

[TAHbKA]

What's the point having 2 singers singing one after the other in the same voice? Coudln't they do 2 voices?

 

[miffy]

Sweden don’t want to host again then

 

[airgelaal]

Sweden does not want to hold the competition next year.

 

[miffy]

We’ve done FSU Eurovision for so long we’re all morphing into one opinion now

 

[kosjenka]

Off key and boring AZE

 

[Ananas Astra]

And why exactly did I just rush to the loo and to the fridge to get myself another drink just in order not to miss Azerbaijan?

This is super lame.

 

[sus2850]

Did someone step on his foot? Awful noises.

 

[Ananas Astra]

German commentator: "The Australian duo describes themselves as female brothers."
Okay, enough wokeness for me.
Next.

 

[miffy]

This is a let down. I loved Australia last year (I think).

 

[TAHbKA]

AZE put me to sleep

 

[sus2850]

A shame, I liked Australia on video

 

[TAHbKA]

Why is AUS wearing a diaper?

 

[Ananas Astra]

I like the Aboriginal dude on stage. They should've invited Domnina/Shabalin in their Aboriginal costumes and created an ice rink on stage to make it even more diverse.

 

[sus2850]

The German commentator has the same writer as Peter Urban had, the same weird jokes, and even intonation

 

[TAHbKA]

I think Zagitova skated to that exact whining?

 

[sus2850]

Portugal now sounds better than in the video.