2024 Eurovision Semi 1 - All The Divas Were Born As Human Beings (And From Denim Eggs)

[TAHbKA]

Polish Lady Gaga has no voice.

Did anyone so far? Ok, Ukraine, but otherwise? At least she hits some of her notes.

 

[Ananas Astra]

I feel like Poland just sent their version of Lady Gaga who is playing chess in "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" to Malmö.

 

[marbri]

Did anyone so far? Ok, Ukraine, but otherwise? At least she hits some of her notes.

In fairness I think Ireland meant to hit those notes

 

[allezfred]

Maaaaarijaaaaaa Magdalenaaaaaa

 

[airgelaal]

I absolutely don’t understand who to take to the finals. Except for Ukraine, of course

 

[Ananas Astra]

Ok, Croatia's stuff is something I imagine could have happened during one of Mozart's drunk parties.

 

[miffy]

Just put my glasses on to check Croatia out properly

 

[marbri]

For some reason this reminds me of Kaarija. I don't know how I feel about this being fave to win in the odds when Kaarija didn't

 

[airgelaal]

Ok, now I understand why he is the bookmaker's leader

 

[miffy]

Wheeee Croatia gets my vote.

 

[TAHbKA]

In fairness I think Ireland meant to hit those notes

There were notes!?!?!?!?

 

[allezfred]

ICY!

 

[marbri]

Having said that it is very strong.

 

[miffy]

Ok, now I understand why he is the bookmaker's leader

Is it really?! Excellent.

 

[TAHbKA]

rofl CRO was awesome!

 

[kosjenka]

Baby Lasagna delivered!

Meow!!!

 

[marbri]

Cringing of embarrassment, I did not vote for this.

 

[allezfred]

Well Iceland is err retro…..

 

[Ananas Astra]

Iceland is the best singer so far.

 

[allezfred]

They could have at least had Hera bungee jumping or something if she’s scared of heights.

 

[miffy]

Well Iceland is err retro…..

I was about to say I swear I’ve heard it before… like years ago

 

[TAHbKA]

Iceland's costume gives me Tessa hip hip chin chin dress flashbacks. That's the only good thing about Iceland's song...

 

[TAHbKA]

Iceland is the best singer so far.

I mean hitting the notes is optional, of course

 

[marbri]

Our contest was a mess this year and this was what survived in the end.

 

[TAHbKA]

For someone who is 52 one would think she'd learn how to hit the right notes like 40 years ago?

 

[Ananas Astra]

Our contest was a mess this year and this was what survived in the end.

Sort of like in the Netflix-movie?

 

[airgelaal]

Is it really?! Excellent.

Yes, with a large gap from second place.

 

[miffy]

Our contest was a mess this year and this was what survived in the end.

It wasn’t that bad! It did sound a bit dated but she sang well.

 

[marbri]

Sort of like in the Netflix-movie?

No, that would have been fun
It got very political and messy here and Hera ended up being the anti-protest vote's choice and here we are

eta... Having said all that I think in the end it was good she was sent, the others were younger and I don't think they would have dealt well with the hate and backlash that came her way.

Anyway back to some tacky fun

 

[airgelaal]

There seems to be a serious fight for last place right now. The artists weren’t told that they needed to fight for first place?