Vagabond
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How good we've been! 
Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones
Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition)
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.
Qualities:
1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin
2) Big boobs/nice ass
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing
4) Mule kick
5) Being Uzbek/Russian
6) last name called Schott
7) Bizarre off ice incidents
8) Coach
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats
11) Bizarre Choreo
12) Hair
Members List:
-Patron-Saint:
Pogorilaya, Anna
Ladies:
Gold, Gracie
Lecavelier, Laurine
Leonova, Alena
Park, So-Youn
Peltonen, Emmi
Sakhanovich, Serafima
Schott, Nicole
Men:
Aliev, Dmitri
Aymoz, Kévin
Brezina, Michal
Miner, Ross
Nadeau, Nicolas
Samohin, Daniel
Pairs:
Ilyushechkina, Lubov / Moscovitch, Dylan
James, Vanessa / Ciprès, Morgan
Peng, Cheng / Jin, Yang
Ice Dance:
Coomes, Penny / Buckland, Nicholas
Fournier Beaudry, Laurence / Sorensen, Nikolaj
Stavitskaya, Maria
Watch List:
Ladies: Konstantinova, Stanislava
Men: Hendrickx, Jorik
Pairs: Cain, Ashley / LeDuc, Timothy
Dance: Hurtado, Sara / Khaliavin, Kirill
Fans' Auxiliary:
pinky166
SmallFairy
FAQ:
If I post in this thread, does that mean I'm on #TTW?
No, the skaters are the ones on the Team, not us. But if you make the right kind of posts or can link to videos showing you fangirling Alexander Abt, you can make it it into the Fans' Auxiliary.
Why is Alena Leonova on the List? She has a World Silver Medal.
There's a Perkova Rule, which is so obvious it doesn't need to be included in the Rules above, namely, a skater is on the Team if she (1) has only one World or Olympic Silver or Bronze Medal and no international gold medals, (2) has never won her home country's National Championship, and (3) is Perkova.
Do you have to be voidy to be on the Team?
No, but it helps. You do, however, have to be heartbreaking.
Is there an anti-American bias here?
Not at all. Several Americans are or have been on the team, e.g., Ross Miner, Richard Dornbush, Gracie Gold, and Mirai Nagasu.
Why isn't being French and hot one of the Qualities?
It's impliciti in being French and hot that a skater has the listed Qualities in spades.
Sally Skater fell on her triple flip at last weekend's competition. Surely that makes her worthy of the Team.
In and of itself, falling once or even several times in one program does not warrant membership. Please reread the Criteria.
Why aren't skaters allowed on the Team before they skate Seniors at the international level?
We want to give them time to mature without putting too much pressure on them.
Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones
Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition)
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.
Qualities:
1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin
2) Big boobs/nice ass
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing
4) Mule kick
5) Being Uzbek/Russian
6) last name called Schott
7) Bizarre off ice incidents
8) Coach
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats
11) Bizarre Choreo
12) Hair
Members List:
Pogorilaya, Anna
Ladies:
Gold, Gracie
Lecavelier, Laurine
Leonova, Alena
Park, So-Youn
Peltonen, Emmi
Sakhanovich, Serafima
Schott, Nicole
Men:
Aliev, Dmitri
Aymoz, Kévin
Brezina, Michal
Miner, Ross
Nadeau, Nicolas
Samohin, Daniel
Pairs:
Ilyushechkina, Lubov / Moscovitch, Dylan
James, Vanessa / Ciprès, Morgan
Peng, Cheng / Jin, Yang
Ice Dance:
Coomes, Penny / Buckland, Nicholas
Fournier Beaudry, Laurence / Sorensen, Nikolaj
Stavitskaya, Maria
Watch List:
Ladies: Konstantinova, Stanislava
Men: Hendrickx, Jorik
Pairs: Cain, Ashley / LeDuc, Timothy
Dance: Hurtado, Sara / Khaliavin, Kirill
Fans' Auxiliary:
pinky166
SmallFairy
FAQ:
If I post in this thread, does that mean I'm on #TTW?
No, the skaters are the ones on the Team, not us. But if you make the right kind of posts or can link to videos showing you fangirling Alexander Abt, you can make it it into the Fans' Auxiliary.
Why is Alena Leonova on the List? She has a World Silver Medal.
There's a Perkova Rule, which is so obvious it doesn't need to be included in the Rules above, namely, a skater is on the Team if she (1) has only one World or Olympic Silver or Bronze Medal and no international gold medals, (2) has never won her home country's National Championship, and (3) is Perkova.
Do you have to be voidy to be on the Team?
No, but it helps. You do, however, have to be heartbreaking.
Is there an anti-American bias here?
Not at all. Several Americans are or have been on the team, e.g., Ross Miner, Richard Dornbush, Gracie Gold, and Mirai Nagasu.
Why isn't being French and hot one of the Qualities?
It's impliciti in being French and hot that a skater has the listed Qualities in spades.
Sally Skater fell on her triple flip at last weekend's competition. Surely that makes her worthy of the Team.
In and of itself, falling once or even several times in one program does not warrant membership. Please reread the Criteria.
Why aren't skaters allowed on the Team before they skate Seniors at the international level?
We want to give them time to mature without putting too much pressure on them.
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for H/D PCS close to the Shibs, but
I hear it’s a really intense workout!
The shade is killing me.
