#TeamTrainwreck 10: Unblock Me on Twitter! I Love You!

[SamuraiK]

Before sleeping. Thank You thank You Skating gods, this was the first olympic mens event that wasnt a total let down since i started watching Skating. Extremely happy with the pódium. Recap later

 

[Jeschke]

https://twitter.com/mrsondreboe/status/964737113848676353?s=20

Sorry jealous King Jester Boe, I have to correct you: ‚There will always be 10 random OES ladies...‘

#shittweetoftheday

 

[Enchanted]

@Jeschke Norwegian viking surely isn’t blessed with writing skills. His tweets are somewhat weird. It’s like he is trying too hard to come across witty.

 

[SmallFairy]

https://twitter.com/mrsondreboe/status/964737113848676353?s=20

Sorry jealous King Jester Boe, I have to correct you: ‚There will always be 10 random OES ladies...‘

#shittweetoftheday

Are you kidding me?? Hope he overdosed on vegan or something Ugg....so shamed of my country man

@Enchanted glad I'm not on Twitter!

 

[SmallFairy]

Don't have time to write recap now, but wow, what a night!

Seriously, what could be more trainwrecky than Dima just casually skating into the boards before he even started jumping But he pulled through! 7th is a great result in his first OG, in his first year of seniors. And he keeps being the top Russian. Though I was really worried after those two falls, he seemed to have hurt himself. Glinka's reaction
Nevertheless, Gingersoldier made our team proud. Three cheers! And yes, I love that hoodie on him

 

[SmallFairy]

And now I've gotten my dream podium twice in a row...doesn't bode well for the rest of OG. But I don't care. Now I'll take anything. I'm ridiculously happy about my Japanese men, they killed it. I was crying so much realizing Shoma got a medal and seeing Yuzu crying. #kinghanyu #velvetpocketprince #softieviking

 

[Areski]

My alarm clock failed to wake me up (at 2:05 AM I may add after 3 hours of sleep) and then I incidentally got spoilered

 

[SamuraiK]

Men's LP recap:

Kvitelashvili: Black sheep of the Eteri family.
Yan: WTF is still wrong with him. Get it together boy
Fentz: Family were very interested when they heard GOT soundtrack. Then thought the music totally overpowered him.
Rizzo: I'll give you a pass for today but bigger jumps next season or bye.
Kerry: Mediocre but he's pretty
Vasiljevs: That LP takes damn too long to wake the crowd up.
Tanaka:
Ge: Beautiful. I dont care if youre straight.
Brezina: Another guy with a cool music with zero stamina to match it up.
Cha: My little cousin is in love with him.
Hendrickx: Melodrama is not the only way to interpret things boy. Aranjuez screams passion not soap opera.
Samohin: He delivered. But why is everyone assuming the white wolf is the good one? That's racist
Messing: Entertaining, that's all I could ask of him.
Bychenko: I could watch his happy face all day.
Rippon: He's annoying me beyond imagination Let the skating do the talk b*tch
Chan: A crappy farewell. At least it was better than D10's.
Kolyada: You are no longer RUS#1 . Can you go back to skate decently please?
Aliev: Oh well, still better than everyone expected.
Zhou: That LP was a bad carbon copy of Chen's and judges really didnt want 2 of the same at the top.
Chen: Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, His PCS compared to Boyans were a joke.

4 Magnificats
Jin: I will root for your Beijing medal spidey!
Fernandez: Amazing he handled the pressure but he seemed a bit sad he missed on the silver?
Uno: way to go tiny boy!!!
King Pooh: One of the all time greats.

Do-Hard Award: Jin as a pewter consolation.

 

[Vagabond]

Samohin: He delivered. But why is everyone assuming the white wolf is the good one?

Because we've done some reading up on the subject. You should try it some time.

 

[SmallFairy]

Because we've done some reading up on the subject. You should try it some time.

You beat me to it

 

[Vagabond]

Yan - Skating in a romper So much talent wasted. So much! Proud member! @Vagabond ; Is he too old to turn into a pair skater for Beijing?

He's heartbreaking, he's a headcase, and he has too much hardware! He's OUT!!!!!

#rulesarerules
#avignon

Now, if he does take up Pairs or Ice Dance, we can revisit the matter.

 

[SmallFairy]

Ge - I could only focus on his backhead going bald; @alchemy void feels for him!

Men's LP recap:


Ge: Beautiful. I dont care if youre straight.

Bald and straight and retired. After the Zabiiako news I was like @SamuraiK going to write that my gaydar was totally off too, but didn't dare to after all, as I figured my credibility as a straight female was non-existent. Now I wrote it anyway. Then I didn't write about Ge's hair as I figured it might be too bitchy. But then bossman set the standard. Should I just go with my gut feeling from now?

 

[SmallFairy]

He's heartbreaking, he's a headcase, and he has too much hardware! He's OUT!!!!!

#rulesarerules
#avignon

Now, if he does take up Pairs or Ice Dance, we can revisit the matter.

But every time he's out, he's still in, right??? I'm just watching this from the sidelines

 

[SmallFairy]

Do-Hard Award: Jin as a pewter consolation.

Ok, I guess he's old enough. I figure Tanaka needs my do-hard award more than ever now!

 

[SmallFairy]

Love the fact that everybody else is discovering Dima right now #TTW are so ahead of everything. Our taste is impeccable. And who wrote about gossip earlier? Telling you, you heard it in here first!

 

[Ka3sha]

https://instagram.com/p/BfV60sVFfvk/

 

[Jeschke]

https://instagram.com/p/BfV60sVFfvk/

Epic!

More social media updates (thanks to )

Paul Fentz biggest success
https://twitter.com/nikolajcw/status/965168805558259712

Misha Ge sneaks in here too and states his orientation
https://www.instagram.com/mishage8/?hl=de
(so unnecessary that post with less balls than Meagan )

Empress bows to her minion
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfVp6WOhn99/?hl=de&taken-by=aljonasavchenko
(i don't like the minimal vibe i get thinking it might be directed to szolkowy/steuer, after szolkowy's classy post).

Schott is ready
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfUfVkqHhHq/?hl=de&taken-by=nicole_schott

 

[levineismine]

Are you ready for the big reveal of the next thread title???

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Inspired by this article on US ice dance
https://deadspin.com/what-makes-ice-dancing-different-brother-sister-pairs-1823041001






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And fitting to show where our alliances lie for the ice dance event





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The new thread is gonna be






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"Foreplay over Coldplay"





Let the best and most debated event begin!

https://imgur.com/a/kGHP6

 

[Jeschke]

Yieha!
Boss already gave his blessing! This will be 2nd thread title which we have due great research work by @levineismine (though the first, actual, one of course partly belongs to @pinky166 , who we all know did post on Bidar IG )
Congrats to that!

If your avatar und the thread title does not help, we know, we will have them soon as members in here!

 

[levineismine]

I add this to the list of publications in my cv, waiting for the biggest highlight of my skating fan career #CryingFanInMilan


My one and only wish for the dance event is for bronze: don't splat on the twizzles!

 

[Ka3sha]

My one and only wish for the dance event is for bronze: don't splat on the twizzles!

 

[Jeschke]

To present myself once more as the delusional supporter of his loved ones, against my patriotic values, I updated my avatar for #missionbronze
Reach that medal Bob! Reach it!

 

[rfisher]

https://instagram.com/p/BfV60sVFfvk/

I had to watch 3 times to figure out WTH they were doing.

 

[Vagabond]

I had to watch 3 times to figure out WTH they were doing.

Practicing for the Trainwrecks on Ice Tour this spring.

 

[alchemy void]

To present myself once more as the delusional supporter of his loved ones, against my patriotic values, I updated my avatar for #missionbronze
Reach that medal Bob! Reach it!

I love it. So good!

Let's just hope you don't have to change the text from "bronze" to "top 10" after the SD.

How many groups of dance should I watch tonight? the last 3?

 

[3T3T]

Epic!

Empress bows to her minion
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfVp6WOhn99/?hl=de&taken-by=aljonasavchenko
(i don't like the minimal vibe i get thinking it might be directed to szolkowy/steuer, after szolkowy's classy post).

I don’t like that post at all. It’s very ungracious and classless. Maybe I’m reading to much in to it but I take it as a real dig to Szolkowy and Steuer. The three of them as a team created some amazing programmes and became 5 times World champions, double Olympic medalist. Why the need to do that now? I much prefer S/S to S/M.