I just finished catching up with the whole mens SP and I need to vent so here's my very long recap (didnt bother watching pairs because well it's Euro Pairs and with no Aliona is just crap).
Overall I liked the judging and agree with almost all the places except for a few exceptions but the level was lame. Babies Matteo and Denis in the last group says it all.
In skating order:
Stakelum: Oh Dear, how many judges did IRL fed bribed to get him the TES minimuns?
Demirboga: Yay!!

First turkish man to make it to the LP , right? Loved the Tom Odell song.
Loupolover: With such a funny last name why he always looks so misreable in the K&C?
Ponsart: Thiscrap is what we get instead of dreamy Aymoz??? F+ck you Didier!

Zenko: Liked the program. Too bad with messing the combo which was like the trend of the night.
Belohradsky: He's ok but I cant wait for baby Matthyas to finnally be elegible (and legal)
Montoya: Loved him and his program but that costume is a crime against my eyes.
Kennes: After almost making it last year, he seemeed so dissapointed. Kudos for chosing Buclkeys version.
Hayrapetyan: Always had s soft spot for him. Skate of his life

Oddvoll-Boe: I dont care if he's the gay best friend of every girl on TT team hes just booring. At least he chose a lovely song (and wasnt just me or were there too many eurovision songs in the background).
Naurits: Lovely artistry. I can see why
@alchemy void has a crush but hes going nowhere.
Virtanen: Im so tired of watching him and so frustrated at all the lost finnish boys that were never able to overtake him.
Paniot: Whose stupid idea was to become so greedy and put 2 quads in the SP. The kid just needed a clean routine to get noticed but he frozen. At least hes pretty.
Majorov: On his way to a 11th place for the 6th time??

Maybe and bye bye Pyeonchang.
Fentz: He played it safe and it kinda worked. But overall blah

Maysuradze: He was very promising as a young kid but still I second the watchlist motion.
Samohin: I cant believe I actually agree with daddy
@Jeschke 
on something. Hes been bombing miserably for too long now. You know the talent is very hidden there somewhere but is not enough. At least Verner and Brezina had the decency to show some nice performances every blue moon.
Vassiljevs: I felt like a prisoner getting free after finally watching a nice clean program. Lambiel is so YOI Influenced is not funny anymore.
Brezina: Was
@rfisher on the judging panel? So freaking wuzgifted.

And dont get me started on the hair.
Rizzo: I adored him!!

like a mini lasagna! And Righini can come back next year, so yay.
Kvitelashvili: Didnt realise until today he's actually quite good looking. Too bad his skating is not.
Bychenko: You are too old for such a fast beat music dude
Kolyada:



At least his oly spot is still safe.
Fernandez: Im going to miss him so much. And that costume suits him perfectly. I was drooling after he finished.
Aliev:


I need to rewatch this as many time as possible before friday when he passes out on the K&C holding Rukavicin hand.
Samarin: I dont like wishing bad on anyone. BUt I sighed with such relief after his second fall. Loved the costume.
Hendricks: Didnt bother after all the great russian
Do-Hard Euros SP Podium:
01. Fernandez
02. Kvitelashvili
03. Rizzo