2018 Eurovision Semi 2 Live Thread - Now That's How A Song Goes Wrong

Aerobicidal

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Poland cannot sing or dance or perform. I'm questioning my existence more than I did during the men's free at this year's Worlds.
 

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Geez. I wanted to like Poland but that was crap. I preferred the Polish guy last year singing about colors.

And Malta's chorus sounds like something else, but I can't pinpoint it. ETA: For some reason, it sounded like Katy Perry's Dark Horse to me.
 
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Aerobicidal

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Okay, I am now power rooting for Malta because it was only slightly boring with decent singing.
 

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OMG - Hungary are absolutely awful - and they looked like such nice boys in their postcard!!!!!
 

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Sweet Yezus, my friend's punk rock bands sounds better that this Hungarian ... whatever.
 

Aerobicidal

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I really wish Hungary used black metal vocals for the whole song, but it's still my favorite of this semi.
 

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I'd rather have this Hungarian mess than another ballad.

I'm all for diversity in WTF.

Ok, I might as well admit it: I like it :shuffle:
 

cocotaffy

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Oh Hungary I supported you in my votes because it's refreshing a bit a yelling at the Eurovision but you can do better at the Final.
 

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That was a very nice "Obrigado" from Latvia (her mother is Brazilian, apparently??)

It may be the only reason she's here, because that was generic as feck.
 

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"I dug you like you were treasure" somehow sounds like poetry after the rest of this semi
 

Aerobicidal

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I realize that we've seen a lot of shit today, but I still think Norway and Sweden are the two worst songs so far.

However, if Benjamin Ingrosso incorporated a significant amount of twerking into his performance, I might rethink that.
 

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I don't know which one's worse, Sweden or Poland. They sound like two sides of the same (bad) coin.
 

beepbeep

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I'd love for Sweden to win, so we can have the fabulousness that was Mans and Petra hosting back.

Don't think that this will come even remotely close.
 

Jenya

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Cypriot TV calling him Justin "Wannabe" Bieber but he gives me Robin Thicke vibes more than anything :yikes:
 

Aerobicidal

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So the Montenegrin guy spent his free time in Portugal shopping for archaic cameras and ceramic lizards? I feel like that should translate into a more interesting song.
 

cocotaffy

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I feel cheated now, Montenegro sold us a sweeping Anna Karenina like story complete with 1900th century wardrobe in their video and we get a very very cheap Ziggy Stardust.
 

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