2018 Eurovision Semi 2 Live Thread - Now That's How A Song Goes Wrong

[Finnice]

Queen Stolbova's support is the best thing is Samoilova's song. Sorry. She is brave, but so off-key.

 

[Jenya]

Russia is really doing the most

 

[Finnice]

I had a bottle in front of me before this thing started.

My soul brother.

 

[cocotaffy]

Such a highly sexually charge dance routine watched by three creepy cult members. Ouch that running split must have hurt.

 

[allezfred]

Russia was truly woeful.

 

[Aerobicidal]

One of the Russian fans in the crowd was waving a rainbow flag. As much as Eurovision is ridiculous and most of the songs today have sucked, I seriously admire that.

 

[cocotaffy]

Those questions are World miss pageant worthy.

 

[Aerobicidal]

I love how the presenter only talked to the robot from San Marino and then her next question was, "Can I stroke your beard?" I'm starting to get into this.

 

[cocotaffy]

Go Moldova and your intricate use of mirrors

 

[Jenya]

Moldova is a masterpiece after Russia

 

[cocotaffy]

Oh they changed it up for window play, way to go Moldova

 

[Finnice]

Moldova is so oldfashioned it is funny.

 

[cocotaffy]

12 points for creative fun, they nailed it.

 

[Lorac]

I actually enjoyed Moldova - I hope they qualify so I can see it again

 

[Aerobicidal]

Moldova is giving me a Bregovic x Looney Toons fantasy. I wish the song was high-energy the whole time, though.

 

[Finnice]

Now the Eagles... ehm.

 

[Aerobicidal]

There is SO MUCH wrong with this that I don't even know where to start.

 

[Lorac]

Now the Eagles... ehm.

A very cheap version of the Eagles - the Sparrows maybe

 

[Madhatter]

So far Moldova was my favorite, but yeah, Bregovic vobe like whoa.

 

[Aerobicidal]

When the first line of a song is "Why do we always feel like we need to try" . . . NO. Especially from an English-speaking nation.

I do want to get those gold pyrotechnic fountains installed in my living room, though.

 

[cocotaffy]

After Moldova, meh ... Lots of agitation for nothing.

 

[Lorac]

OK - is this Georgia's answer to Il Divo?!?!

 

[Aerobicidal]

Unless these lyrics about how they all love their mothers and believe in lifelong abstinence, I do not support Georgia.

Bring back Nina Sublatti!

 

[Finnice]

The Georgian guys can sing... me to sleep...

 

[Madhatter]

Georgia's... really weird. I'm getting into this. They should have a sing off with the marching vikings.

 

[Jenya]

Wow this semi is dire

 

[Aerobicidal]

And now the Polish guy is making a surfboard so he can . . . stick it into sand on the beach and take pictures of it while wearing an all-black moto outfit. Um . . .

 

[Lorac]

Poland's song sounds very familiar for some reason!!

 

[cocotaffy]

I wonder if all those contestants realized they would have to sing live before applying.

 

[Finnice]

I don't light up to Poland. This semi sucks.