2018 Eurovision Grand Final Live Thread - We Got The Pyros (Ah yeah ah yeah ah yeah, yeah ah yeah ah yeah)

[Aerobicidal]

Rybak's schtick makes me want to throw things at the screen. It's like he watched Patch Adams and thought it wasn't quite quirky and whimsical enough.

Norway reminds me of a dimwit in a silent movie, I cant watch his facial expressions

Now I'm convinced Javier Fernandez is going to skate to this with the exact same expressions.

 

[Lara]

I know objectively the song is crap but bopping in spite of myself.

 

[allezfred]

Step 1 in writing a song is believing it and singing it all day long? Really?

 

[Jenya]

Step 1 in writing a song is believing it and singing it all day long? Really?

step 2 is roll with it, that's all you need to write a song

 

[Aerobicidal]

Step 1 in writing a song is believing it and singing it all day long? Really?

Somehow this immediately made me think of Miss Karne's defense of several Max Aaron programs.

 

[TAHbKA]

I wish there was more than one note in Rybak's song. As far as I remember he can carry a tune and doesn't need to stick to one.

 

[Madhatter]

I have a dillema, 6 songs in and I already don't know what I should for, the dress or the coffin piano?

 

[allezfred]

I have a dillema, 6 songs in and I already don't know what should I for, the dress or the coffin piano?

Neither?

 

[TAHbKA]

Whats the deal with whispering or having the voice full of air? It's a new fashion or those singers never took a single vocal lesson?

 

[cocotaffy]

I have a dillema, 6 songs in and I already don't know what I should for, the dress or the coffin piano?

I say wait for the Moldavian

 

[Lara]

Portugal would be better suited in a small acoustic cafe than Eurovision.

 

[Aerobicidal]

There are many adjectives I would use to describe "Hvala, Ne!" but "powerful" is not one of them.

 

[Nmsis]

There is a discount on pink hair dye.
Slovenia and Portugal heard it first.

 

[MsZem]

Step 1 in writing a song is believing it and singing it all day long? Really?

You'd think Alexander would have learned something from his appearance in Love Love Peace Peace.

 

[skatefan]

woohoo, audience singing along

...

Oh feck off fecking moron eta protestor on stage disrupting performance

 

[Nmsis]

The UK has cloned Annie Lennox.
Too bad the song is below par.

 

[cocotaffy]

Annie Lennox vibes big time, just the appearance though.

 

[allezfred]

Poor Surie!

 

[TAHbKA]

I have an impression the UK singer packed her voice in the suitcase that was lost by the flight company on the way to Portugal

 

[Andrey aka Pushkin]

I'm forced to watch
I'm pretty sure this is going the first time I watch Eurovision at whole.

If I could I would vote for Ana and Mariza who sang the opening fado.

As for the rest so far - awful.
Estonia as of now.
Rybak can sing but this song is just meh.

 

[cocotaffy]

She handled it like a champ well done to her.

 

[skatefan]

SuRie - what a professional she is

 

[Lara]

Major kudos to her for not losing composure!

 

[my little pony]

what happened in the UK song? they cut away on my feed and it sounded like they tried to turn off the microphone

 

[allezfred]

Surely Surie will get to perform again?

 

[Lorac]

Wow - that was just awful for SuRie - but what composure!!!

 

[Andrey aka Pushkin]

Lol I find it amusing that the Ukrainian guy who sang in English actually doesn't know the language.

The stalker was the only good thing about the UK.

 

[Madhatter]

I say wait for the Moldavian

That one's already a given!

And now a grandfather with an ethic instrument!

 

[Finnice]

@Hanna and @ritti

 

[allezfred]

The stalker was the only good thing about the UK.

Harsh, but true.