#TeamTrainwreck 10: Unblock Me on Twitter! I Love You!

[rfisher]

An article in the German thread suggests that she did the entry for the wrong jump. Preparing for an axel and then doing a flip would certainly throw you off.

She's been working on both so that's entirely possible. She'll correct that in the real event. Bruno has it under control so I'm not worried.

 

[SamuraiK]

Opening Ceremony was nice but not wow. Kinda not worthy waking up at 6am for it.. Yuna Kim lighting the torch was very pretty though.

 

[alchemy void]

he'll correct that in the real event. Bruno has it under control so I'm not worried.

Pass the Xanax please.

 

[rfisher]

Pass the Xanax please.

If I give in to fear, I won't be able to watch the pair competition at all. LALALALALALALALALA
Empress for gold, Sui/Han for silver, Tarasova/Morosov for bronze. I'll throw the rest of the skaters under the bus for these results. All of them. Squashed like bugs.

 

[Vagabond]

Sybil has invaded the #TTW thread!

 

[Jeschke]

Rewatching opening ceremeony now. Had to work.
Moris waving the flag I approve. Gauz marching alongside I approve even more

 

[Jeschke]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Be9d07xBpfE/?taken-by=kirsten_mt
Thieves!
#Bob4ever

 

[SamuraiK]

Greg Zuerlein has his priorities clear and gets himself a picture with the Tonga oily naked guy..

https://www.instagram.com/p/Be-uCwLlYcz/?taken-by=gzuerlein

 

[Jeschke]

Greg Zuerlein has his priorities clear and gets himself a picture with the Tonga oily naked guy..

https://www.instagram.com/p/Be-uCwLlYcz/?taken-by=gzuerlein

Someone being jealous?

 

[Jeschke]

Seeing Korea walk in and Park not walking amongst the athletes is still a dagger in my heart

 

[SamuraiK]

Someone being jealous?

Id rather do Zuerlein actually..

 

[alchemy void]

Maybe better start creating a tinder-profile for vice!

I'm saving myself for Kotting...

Also, dear boss, love the new avatar, but is it just me or is Deutschland not the first d-word that comes to mind?

 

[alchemy void]

Fentz - How can I watch this program now without an image of Vice in my head? You ruined it. You! You!

I was just stating a fact.

Bychenko was the highlight of last night for me. He looked hot and skated great, showing the sonograms how it’s done! Too bad NBC chacked him

Aliona looked rejuvenated and lovely. I swear she is aging in reverse. Nice to see some cheeky sass from Bruno too

ITA re: Bychenko. Skated lights out and looked really hot, too. Win-win.

An article in the German thread suggests that she did the entry for the wrong jump. Preparing for an axel and then doing a flip would certainly throw you off.

I totally believe this. The entry looked really effed-up in real-time, like really slow, which was odd since they were attacking the shit out of that program. Well now that I have my hands on rfisher's Xanax, I am happy they got the fall out of the way here and will cruise to gold.

I do think the PCS is promising for them, I think if they go clean, they will win.

This is why I like lyrics in figure skating. It gets people talking.

Totally agree! #candyman4ever

 

[Jeschke]

@SmallFairy might appreciate Radford's IG story, despite all being grandpa age
https://www.instagram.com/ericradford85/?hl=de
#menintights
#meaganhasbiggerballsthanall3combined

Thanks to my

 

[SmallFairy]

@SmallFairy might appreciate Radford's IG story, despite all being grandpa age
https://www.instagram.com/ericradford85/?hl=de
#menintights
#meaganhasbiggerballsthanall3combined

Thanks to my

Oh you know I so appreciate some of them grandpas too

 

[SmallFairy]

Btw one of my skating buddies who's not watching skating, just skates herself, wants to start watching skating. She downloaded Eurosport player yesterday and enthusiastically texted me saying she was watching men. I told her to look out for Uno and Chan, to start with. After a little while I got a disappointed message back claiming Uno was "no good" and Patrick was "ok, but not like Fernandez. Where is he? Is he not in these OG?" Turned out she tought I was guiding her to which skaters has the biggest sex appeal, as that was what interested her

So now I know Javi is her fave, as he is the "most sexy". I later send her photos of Guarise, Hotarek and Cipres, as I though they would fit her taste, and she approved.

 

[Jeschke]

Empress: She looked like 60 year old but still kick ass. Like a granny that still has it.

Aliona looked rejuvenated and lovely. I swear she is aging in reverse.

 

[Jeschke]

First gold for #TeamD

 

[Jeschke]

Update on Schott: Not surprising, new 2-1 layout in SP: 3F, 3T+3T, 2A
Good move imho, as the 1-2 layout with loop just did not work out!

 

[SmallFairy]

First gold for #TeamD

This seems to be the Norwegian silver day

 

[levineismine]

So I was browsing through my Nebelhorn photos and found this
https://imgur.com/a/J9H4m

Please caption

 

[Jeschke]

So I was browsing through my Nebelhorn photos and found this
https://imgur.com/a/J9H4m

Please caption

First I feared it's an embarassing pic of me fangirling Weinzierl, but I am relieved it's only Mozer seducing judges

 

[Cleo1782]

First I feared it's an embarassing pic of me fangirling Weinzierl, but I am relieved it's only Mozer seducing judges

No judges...She's just hanging with Peter Cain. At a bar. Helping coach his daughter lol.

 

[Jeschke]

Boss Team Event Day 2 recap (as it happened):

Ice Dance
ISR - missed Izzy
GER - missed Kavita's stunning dress. Why was this changes to this early 2000's wardrobe?
JPN - I am all in for #missionbronze here, as ITA already bid farwell
USA - Wouldn't it be kinda funny, when in the end #danceforpeace walks away with individual bronze?
ITA - stop sing along Anna! And grab that gold at home!
CAN - Oh yes baby! Totally loved it. Not the new dress though!
RUS - This was just the warm-up. Bob is in for a mission! Loved Dima's face in the slow-mo, right before the arse clapping #priceless

Ladies
USA -
FRA - Just edged out ISR But how many times was she competing this season exactly in front of Schott? Works for Schott PCS
GER - The SP is cursed Where has her tiara gone? Lost it on the way? Forgot it à la Aliev? Kudos for going/landing that 2nd 3t after the first one (and thanks to my : thanks GG, #ttw sticks together: https://twitter.com/GraceEGold/status/962527547564048390 )
KOR - Fist to end Choi looks so good!
ITA - I warm up with that SP! #missionbronze (individual, team bronze is gone)
JPN - PCS compared to Osmond
CAN - Could not care less
RUS - This was very sloppy! Tut is Mozer-level and is above the dresscode. I bet no one even dared to put a OAR jacket into her hands

Pairs
JAP - Awesome wording by German Eurosport: 'Japanese men are very 'gut bestückt', Japanese dance and pairs are not 'gut bestückt'. (gut bestückt = 2 meanings: 1) to be armed with 2) well-hung: no clue to what ES related to )
ITA - They reach Gypsyking-level for me
USA - The only 'Ghost' program I am interest in is Karly's SP!
CAN - Dislike the new costumes.
RUS - Enbert has never looked better #heartemojidefinitelymissinginhere

It's 6:40am now. Good night. Alarm is set again in 2hrs when our speed skaters fight for their medals! #teamD

 

[Vagabond]

Aliev has a tiara?

 

[levineismine]

@Jeschke we all need a little bit of TeamD in our lives

Also, I'm preparing your Meagan avatar since Canada will win team event

 

[levineismine]

Time for my little (every 4 years) patriotic rant: so proud of Team Italy for putting up a fight! Bronze will still be a miracle, but we stand tall among all the big skating nations with our bunch of 30 year olds

 

[Jeschke]

but we stand tall among all the big skating nations with our bunch of 30 year olds

And a BabyRizzo

 

[Jeschke]

Aliev has a tiara?

Possible yes, but I referred to him forgetting his skates at Euros

 

[Ka3sha]

Aliev has a tiara?

Apparently he has one
(check his Instagram stories)