You are at a casual restaurant or café or food court. It is busy but there are other chairs.
A stranger comes up and says :Can I sit here?" The here= at your table for 2+
You:
Say yes, of course and look forward to meeting the person;
Shrug and say yes/whatever and go back to what you were doing;
Say no, you would prefer to eat alone;
Lie and say no because I am expecting someone (even though you are not);
Depends on what the stranger looks like;
Lie and pretend you do not speak English and feign ignorance to the question. Speak frenetically in said language if the person sits down anyway (note that you should ensure the foreign language you pick is not spoken often where you are at (for example, do not pick French when in Canada);
Or
Other
1) Shrug and say “Sure”. Hopefully, we are both there to just eat and carry our own business.
2) Boris Johnson = I’m just !
So.....how do you eat Oreo cookies?
I just shove them into my mouth.
or
I dunk them in milk first, then I shove them into my mouth.
or
I twist them apart and eat each side separately.
or
Something else
or
What are Oreos?
or
I hate Oreos!
or
I hate cookies!
YES
or
NO - My cat has his own bed.
or
NO - My cat just stays somewhere else on my bed.
or
NO - My cat loves me too much to want to try to smother me.
or
That cat is trying to show love to his hooman. Can’t you tell?
or
I do now!
or
This is another reason why I don’t like cats!
She’s relieved. Maybe this one will be an improvement.
or
She’s hoping this isn’t her last Prime Minister.
or
She sincerely just wants the best for the UK.
or
Whatever. It’s another Prime Minister.
or
@$%#!
or
Where are the corgis?
or
Something else
YASS!!!!!
or
YES. Because we apparently need more Darwin Award winners.
or
NO - The U.S. Air Force/law enforcement will able to arrest anyone before anything drastic has to happen.
or
NO - This is just a silly joke.
YAY! My cat/dog would enjoy it better.
or
NAY! I like my current vet too much.
or
NAY! My cat/dog would be mad about that awfulness in their home.
or
Depends on the price
or
Something else
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