Figure Skating Books You Can't Wait to Read

[Brenda_Bottems]

Apparently “tits” is acceptable language to use in public, by the trash can

-BB

 

[bardtoob]

"Guess Who I Hooked Up With at Jr. Worlds" by Johnny Weir

 

[bardtoob]

"Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me" by Eteri Tutberidze

 

[bardtoob]

"Oh Those Pool Parties with Rock and Tab" by Frank Carroll

 

[bardtoob]

"You Go Up, You Go Down" by Alexei Mishin

 

[bardtoob]

"I Love Watching the Ladies, but It's A More Athletic Experience With the Men" by Alexei Yagudin

 

[bardtoob]

"Canadians Do It Nicer" by Lorrie Nichol and Sandra Bezic

 

[bardtoob]

"I Worked As Hard As She Did" by Ashley Wagner

 

[bardtoob]

"I Made Myself Sick Because I Kinda Didn't Have To Try" by Mirai Nagasu

 

[bardtoob]

"I Drank the Campbell's Soup, and That's Why USFSA Likes Me" by Tonia Kwiatkowski

 

[viennese]

Strike It Rich With Mu$ic Royalties! by the composers of Moulin Rouge

Swan Lake and More Obscure Russian Ballet Music by Everybody

Fade Into the Background, I'm In Charge Here by The Grape-Purple Boards of Pyeongchang

Headband Power: Work It by The Second Girl from Kazakhstan

 

[kwanatic]

Coming of Age and How Not To by Eteri Tutberidze

Blame Canada by The Russian Federation

I'm Back B*tches!: My Return to Competitive Ice by Gracie Gold

The Bradie Bunch by Bradie Tennell, Denis Myers and Scott Brown

Tutus & Triple-Triples: My Almost Perfect Debut Season by Alina Zagitova

Exodus: Sambo 70 by Evgenia Medvedeva, Polina Tsurskaya and more

Farewell to the Fedora: The Retirement of Frank Carroll by former students (Fratianne, Kwan, Lysacek, T. Chen)

 

[UGG]

"The Art Of Sticking Your Foot In Your Mouth" by Mirai Nagasu
"Bradie and Boring" autobiography of Bradie Tennell written by Ashley Wagner
"What Not To Post on Instagram: The Boot Edition" by Karen Chen

 

[el henry]

....
"What Not To Post on Instagram: The Boot Edition" by Karen Chen Avanta Skates, their managers and pseuds

Fixed that for you

 

[mollymgr]

Increase your range and simplify your life with GOE. by ISU rule makers
O Canada! by E.Medvedeva, J. Brown, most ice dance teams.
It Takes Two to Tango by Igor Shpilband and Pasquale Camerlengo

 

[screech]

"You Tutu Can Skate To Original Music" by Alina Zagitova
"Nam Nam Noodle Recipes" by Nam Nguyen (based on his social media handle)
"Think Before You Speak!" by Patrick Chan
"I'M NOT BORAT!" by Sasha Cohen
"Subtlety" by Adam Rippon (actually, that kind of sounds like a fragrance)
"Caftan Realness" by Elizaveta Tuktamysheva

And a book I would legitimately read: "2014 Tips for Amazing Hair" by Meryl Davis and Charlie White

 

[Simone411]

Every color of the rainbow Tutus made just for me by my fabulous designer, Roy G. Biv - by Alina Zagitova

Every color of the rainbow finger nail polish made just for me by Roy G. Biv - by Alina Zagitova

My new cologne series of fragrances by Calvin Klein including "Beyotch Queen", "Hanky Panky Spanky", "Slap Everyone Except My Mama", "Yes, Yes and Yes!" and "Honey Hush!" -by Ashley Wagner

 

[LilJen]

Denmark, My Love by Fournier-Beaudry and Sorensen

 

[Coco]

The Art of Being a Flash in the Pan, Frank Carroll

 

[Tinami Amori]

How to be a Positive, Relevant, and Professional Journalist by Dave Lease

... and if he does write one, he'll just give his version of "How to be a Positive, Relevant, and Professional Journalist" and we already know what that is....

Without joking, i reeeeaaaly would like a book by Tara Lipinski "Transitioning from Roller Figure Skating to the Ice and Technique Differences in Jumps and Spins".