Wow, this is one nasty group of men this season. First Aaron gets Cody eliminated because his friends hate his friends (or some other stupid reason we never really found out), then pretty much everybody gangs up on Thomas for stating what most everybody else privately thought...that if things don't work out here, he'd like to explore other Bachelor opportunities (which half of this cast will be doing on upcoming seasons of Bachelor In Paradise). Then the pack were about to sink their fangs into Blake, but he seems to have avoided their ongoing wrath after the bitchiest welcoming to an invited guest ever. Next up, Hunter was burned at the stake for having watched episodes of the program in the past. Clearly, this sin meant Hunter must be eviscerated.
So who do you think the mean girls will attack next?
On a lighter note, wonder who made it through the week with no "self care"? Mike The Virgin made a "no problem" comment. Does his waiting to have sex until he is married mean that he is not allowed any quality time alone? And how long until news that Mike The Virgin will be dating Connor The Virgin?
Thoughts on the wedding photographer? Imagine if reality TV cast black people the way they cast gay people. We could see a black man hunched over as he meekly approached Katie: "Please missus Katie, may I's pleeze have some mo waddamelon? I likes it oh so much, even thoe those big, big seeds do gets caught up in my's teeth!" Plus the gay men they allow onto the show are so handsy with the straight men. Those gays just can't held wanting to handle some straight man meet. They's all about the sex, those gays, youse know.
Hunter shares who he thinks Katie has the closest relationships. Next, everybody in the whole resort knows Hunter's "top four". Bitchy gossip queens!
Thoughts on the fake weddings that happen randomly with some unsuspecting bloke? "Make it so Katie will remember your lover for her for FOREVER!!!!" Or at least until she hands you a Greyhound bus ticket and slaps your behind as you're escorted off the premises.
Justin seemed to try to do something which resembled a vague type of smile during his one on one date with Katie. But that failed, so he stuck with his Munster frown as he has done for the entire season so far.
Lamest. Roast. Ever.
Wasn't it Tre who said he had four pages of barbs to blast his fellow contestants with? What happened with all of that? Was his editing process THAT drastic??
Then on the evening of the group date, the bitchy queens spend their quality time with Katie trashing Hunter. I guess they all find her INCREDIBLY boring and don't care to get to know her. Whereas Hunter is ALL THAT, so that's where all the men's attention go. Katie realizes Hunter has the men's hearts...not her and it makes her feel kinda sick inside. And sick outside as she barfs up whatever she scarfed down at the buffet dinner earlier.
Next up, Katie dumps Connor for lousy kissing technique. Connor is SO sweet in dealing with Katie as she dumps him...and I've never liked Connor better. Plus he's never looked better than he did at that moment. Talk about peaking at the wrong time...
During the rose ceremony, Tre fears he might leave without Katie knowing so many things about him. Dude...all you ever do with you one on one time is tattle to Katie about how mean all the other boys are. I think that's probably all anybody needs to know about you...
And then Katie gives Hunter a Thomas Jacobs-style sucker punch as she calls him up for a rose....then yanks it away from him a la Lucy with Charlie Brown's football. Guess all the bitchy queen behaviour of the men is rubbing off on our Kate!
