2025 Eurovision Grand Final PBP - What The Hell Just Happened?

[Former Lurve Goddess]

My other half is just not getting the fabulousness that is the Eurovision Song Contest

 

[tony]

Love Germany too. It's very mid-2000's gay dance club

 

[allezfred]

Ich komme then Ich baller

 

[Desperado]

Germany - Finally someone wearing a comfortable looking costume and I’m here for it.

 

[allezfred]

Keep it straight guys said no one ever at Eurovision.

 

[Karen-W]

Germany – well, I can be down with a more energetic beat after the last few entries; voice is passable. She’s perfectly fine for what she’s doing. Oh! I figured it out! She’s Anna Kendrick if Becca had been in the German acapella group instead of the Barden Bellas. Eh, this gets slotted in with the 5 in the middle – UK, Estonia, Israel, Spain & Netherlands.

 

[beepbeep]

I want to have Michelle’s upper body, but I don’t want to hit the gym.

 

[Desperado]

Kudos to the prop people.

 

[tony]

Sorry I just see a young Michelle Visage.

 

[Desperado]

Baby Nana Mouskouri.

 

[allezfred]

Nana Mouskouri for the 21st century.

 

[miffy]

I missed her dress change again!

 

[allezfred]

And Nana Mouskouri actually sang at Eurovision too. In 1963 for Luxembourg. Which I didn’t have to look up.

 

[Karen-W]

Greece – someone who can actually sing?! When was the last time Eurovision had that? Who is this weird person walking toward her? I don’t know about this song, seems a little repetitive. Oh, costume change! That puts her clearly in the top tier!

 

[allezfred]

When was the last time Eurovision had that?

Every year.

 

[Debbie S]

Obviously I couldn't understand the words but Greece has a great voice and special effects.

 

[tony]

Armenia destined for 26th place but it sounds like he's maybe Scottish?

And I like his look AND the song

 

[Desperado]

Armenia!!!

Not a fan of the greasy dirt look but enjoy everything else.

 

[allezfred]

Armenia catering to the girls and the gays. Know your audience.

 

[PRlady]

She had the best voice of all the contestants. Yay Greek lady.

 

[miffy]

Armenia destined for 26th place but it sounds like he's maybe Scottish?

And I like his look AND the song

I love the song but I think he looks like he needs a bath after this

 

[allezfred]

Have to admire the utter batshit crazy person who decided to rhyme “survivor” with “staying aliver”

 

[tony]

I love the song but I think he looks like he needs a bath after this

Hunny he's running through forest and rolling around in the dirt. You'd wash him.

 

[marbri]

Armenia still my WTF that qualified
I still blame @miffy and people like her for that

 

[allezfred]

I love the song but I think he looks like he needs a bath after this

Am sure he will have many offers to scrub him clean.

 

[Garden Kitty]

But is he a survivor? I couldn't tell. How about a "stay aliver"?

 

[Karen-W]

Armenia – rap and trying to nab some of the voters who cast their votes based on the amount of skin/sex appeal displayed – he won’t beat Finland or Spain, sorry. He needs to lose the baggy pants to have a chance at that. You know, this is exactly the sort of song some random Euro man is going to skate to in an upcoming season. Eh. Mid-tier.

 

[miffy]

Armenia still my WTF that qualified
I still blame @miffy and people like her for that

I will send you my phone records to prove I didn’t vote!

 

[allezfred]

I will send you my phone records to prove I didn’t vote!

LEIS!

 

[tony]

Not loving Switzerland either this year. None of the ballads really doing it for me.