2025 Eurovision Grand Final PBP - What The Hell Just Happened?

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I wouldn't even have Sweden in my top 10. Gonna be top 2 or 3 surely.
 
Sweden – no one goes camping in a suit; catchy tune, I’ll give them that; the Canadian buffalo plaid background dancers are something else, lol. The guy on the left is a slightly less-cute version of Denmark’s Crown Prince Christian. What’s the point of the multi-colored laser lights? Other than Sweden is trying to completely distract us from the stupidity of their song? I dunno. This is peak Eurovision and they weren’t bad singers. I have to put them in my very top tier along with Iceland, Latvia, Greece & Italy.
 
France is another one I usually love but the ballads just don't do it this year.
 
France – oh, post-Ozempic Kelly Clarkson! Better singer than Denmark’s Kelly Clarkson. Of course, neither can hold a candle to the real Kelly Clarkson, which is why it’s hard to get behind this ballad. Oh, and then she goes off-key. Kelly Clarkson would never have during her iconic AI run. The staging for this song is just so underwhelming. They’ll slot in with Finland, Lithuania, Poland, Malta & Portugal.
 
Is there any objective reason for the running order or is it just what the producers think make an entertaining order for the show?
 
Is there any objective reason for the running order or is it just what the producers think make an entertaining order for the show?
The hosts draws a specific spot (back in March). After each semi, the qualified artists and the big 5 draw either first half, second half or producer’s choice. After the second semi, the producers then come up with a running order to make the most entertaining show.

Up until 2013, countries drew a specific number. It meant you could have five ballads in a row depending on what a country chose to send that year.
 
San Marino – I don’t need to see an over-sized AI rendition of Michelangelo’s David eating and chewing bubble gum. So, is this supposed to be a song about Italian bubblegum? Great, now I’m seeing other iconic pieces of Italian art as part of the staging. This feels like it would fit right in with the Winter Olympics closing ceremonies “entertainment/dance party” segment rather than Eurovision. Meh.
 
The hosts draws a specific spot (back in March). After each semi, the qualified artists and the big 5 draw either first half, second half or producer’s choice. After the second semi, the producers then come up with a running order to make the most entertaining show.

Up until 2013, countries drew a specific number. It meant you could have five ballads in a row depending on what a country chose to send that year.
Interesting. Thanks,
 
My final points. Not much changed between semis and now.

12 Spain
10 Finland
8 Denmark
7 Germany
6 Armenia
5 Malta
4 Austria
3 Iceland
2 Estonia
1 Luxembourg
...
23rd Portugal
24th Italy
25th United Kingdom
26th Ukraine
 
Albania – so, just because you’ve covered up your nipple doesn’t mean we need to see it bedazzled, though I get why you did it because you’re not a great singer, and you’re going for the sex appeal vote. This is going in the bottom tier with Norway, Ukraine & Austria. Not even willing to say sorry for that ranking.
 
My top tier -
Iceland
Latvia
Greece
Italy
Sweden

Second tier -
UK
Estonia
Israel
Spain
Netherlands
Germany
Armenia
Switzerland
Denmark

Third tier -
Finland
Lithuania
Poland
Malta
Portugal
France
San Marino

Bottom tier -
Norway
Luxemburg
Ukraine
Austria
Albania
 
Just popping in to say my faves were: (Not voting)
Spain
Israel
Austria
Iceland
Finland
Greece
Malta (probably my fave)
Denmark
France

I have NO idea who is going to win this year, but we will see.
 
Ok I threw some votes to Luxembourg, Greece and Israel (I vote with “rest of world” even though I’m in Israel.) The Swedes and France don’t need me. It’s 12:30 AM here, goodnight.
 
It's fascinating to me that all the gays aged about 18-40 are seemingly consistently obsessed with Spain and putting her first. Every. single. story. I see has her as their favorite. I really just want her in the top 10 and that's it.
 
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