#TeamTrainwreck 10: Unblock Me on Twitter! I Love You!

[Jeschke]

Samokhin decided to return to his last year’s SP

Pfff....I was so excited. Gimme the platinum hair instead!

 

[SmallFairy]

Hey @Jeschke just realized Germany and Norway is 1,2 on the medal chart. Yay!

 

[Jeschke]

I will recap pairs since #BossMan isn't going to.

This was a nice try, but I see you have to practice way more:
- far too little use of -emoji
- far too little-emoji
- neither DivaVartmann nor Martiusheva got a mention as you spoke of their former partners
- you can't comment neither on Enbert nor Guarise without mentioning their look or at least use the -emoji

Kidding

 

[Jeschke]

Hey @Jeschke just realized Germany and Norway is 1,2 on the medal chart. Yay!

And that even without King Oddvoll in the mix for the Vikings!

 

[SamuraiK]

NOw that the most exciting discipline is over, the fear and anxiety of the Lemming Boys is starting to show up.. Please Skate Gods, No Splatfest.. Ok that'0s too much to ask for but at least make them painless.

 

[Jeschke]

. Please Skate Gods, No Splatfest.. .

We got winning! We have no wishes left!

 

[RoseRed]

This was a nice try, but I see you have to practice way more:
- far too little use of -emoji
- far too little-emoji
- neither DivaVartmann nor Martiusheva got a mention as you spoke of their former partners
- you can't comment neither on Enbert nor Guarise without mentioning their look or at least use the -emoji

Kidding

Excuse me. I got Guarise.

ITA2 - Matteo is but, that was not their best. They didn't look so engaged in the performance. CBC commentators talking about him being an underwear model was a highlight though.

 

[rfisher]

We got winning! We have no wishes left!

I figure all my skate cred are gone

 

[SmallFairy]

We got winning! We have no wishes left!

I have one...

 

[morqet]

None of my pairs wishes came true, so I figure the universe owes me. Go Ginger Soldier! Stake your claim to RUS #1 spot!

 

[Ka3sha]

TAT and Aljona
(Use VPN, the video is most likely blocked )
https://matchtv.ru/olimpijskije_igr..._Slezy_Aleny_Savchenko_i_objatija_s_Tarasovoj

 

[Yehudi]

Oh my. Vik’s Instagram story is up there with the time he was bouncing on the bed.

 

[Jeschke]

Oh my. Vik’s Instagram story is up there with the time he was bouncing on the bed.

He is wearing pants and shirt. Not the same level at all

 

[Jeschke]

Excuse me. I got Guarise.

Ups. Scusi. Awake since 22hrs and no sleep in sight before men SP.
My brain works even less than usual

 

[SamuraiK]

We got winning! We have no wishes left!

I didn't wish for that. I was totally resigned for her to become 3-time bronze medallist. So I still have some stock left. #medalforJavi

 

[Yehudi]

He is wearing pants and shirt. Not the same level at all

But look at his technique. Besides fully clothed vik is such a rarity

 

[alchemy void]

But look at his technique. Besides fully clothed vik is such a rarity

I was doing the exact same motion a few weeks ago when we got over a foot of snow.

Except I was swearing and sweating and I broke my belt and my pants were falling down. Not quite as glamorous as Vik.

 

[rfisher]

I'm torn: should I use a Japanese avatar for Hanyu and Uno or a trainwreck for Brezina and Aliev? Decisions.

My German flag colors worked. Even though I have no more cachet with the Skate Gods, to help any of them out. I have to build mine back up for Susie for Worlds. Maybe I can search for a good trainwreck and save this one. Just for solidarity for #TTW

 

[SmallFairy]

I was doing the exact same motion a few weeks ago when we got over a foot of snow.

Except I was swearing and sweating and I broke my belt and my pants were falling down. Not quite as glamorous as Vik.

Panties drop???

 

[levineismine]

3 wishes for the men event:
-BabyRizzo makes FS and breaks more hearts (in a good way)
-Chan pure clean skating farewell
-Javi medals because how can you not have a soft spot for Javi.

 

[alchemy void]

Clearly Perkova's Instagram vid inspired Aliev so much to do a perfect 4lutz-3toe!

 

[SamuraiK]

Before going to sleep i just wanna Say:. THANK You Skating gods for not letting the mens short being the ugly splatfest i feared it would be. There were some splats sure but the top 5 were Magnificat!!! Recap tomorrow

 

[Vagabond]

Aliev, Dmitri

8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitive on elite level anymore.

Březina, Michal

2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after.

Miner, Ross


Samohin, Daniel

Even better: rock and splat during one program

My avatar stays up for another day. Does he even remember the choreography for his Free Skate?

 

[alchemy void]

STELLAR NIGHT FOR #TTW

Aliev in 5th, final group, bitchez! However I fear an epic LP meltdown.

Brezina 9th place, clean SP, fantastic quad and fight. However I fear an epic LP meltdown.

Danny Salmon two clean quads + Morozov in the K&C! However I fear an epic LP meltdown.

 

[Areski]

Perkova is such a star! Even though I couldn't understand a word she said, I loved how she said it!

I don't understand Russian at all (ok maybe I understand 20% thanks to inter-Slavic intelligibility being Polish and TAT commentary subtitles) but I love the way Russians speak their language. It's that suave, eloquent & earnest way they tend to share

 

[Ka3sha]

Where is @Jeschke ? Did he sell his soul to the devil for Aljona and Dima's results?

 

[Amantide]

Gutted for Ten.

Before going to sleep i just wanna Say:. THANK You Skating gods for not letting the mens short being the ugly splatfest i feared it would be. There were some splats sure but the top 5 were Magnificat!!! Recap tomorrow

That's because splatfest is reserved for the LP night.

 

[Jeschke]

Where is @Jeschke ? Did he sell his soul to the devil for Aljona and Dima's results?

(+ Schott) Was it that obvious?

Amateurish boss overslept; 2am starting olympics day by day is too much for me!

Bossman Men Olympic SP recap (as it happened):

Overall
- Thank it was not the splatfest everyone expected!
- One moment in silence please for #BossMiner (awesome @Vagabond to mention him in your ttw recap! That's our spirit!)

Montoya - Give me Raya for worlds immediately!
Besseghier - Give me Aymoz or Ponsart for worlds immediately!
Zhou - Give me ****ing Ross da Boss for worlds immediately!!!
Ten - I cannot even describe the heartbreak I am in. This SP is so stunning and I can't believe we do not even see the equally stunning FS on olympic ice 18 skaters with better PCS, WTF judges, WTF?
Rizzo - Baby made the final @levineismine must be pleased! #Righiniwho
Martinez - For everyone's (especially @SamuraiK 's) sake, stick to what you can do best: shirtless selfies!
Paniot - Holy ****ing shit ; -POTS shortlist! What the hell happened here? Totally different layout, total mess! Not even the nipple did help here! Oh all my favourites are doomed
Yan - You don't have to cry that @Vagabond forgot you in his summary. You are still in my boy, still in!
Yee - (@pinky166 I think I did not hear your Fentz comment, lalalala )
Kerry - Gimme Dornbush!
Moris - Since when is Moris Morisi? And what the hell happened to georgian official? Turnaround to 'just-outta-bed-don't-care-about-my-hair-official? @alchemy void does not approve!
Messing - Give me my hunk Elvis, Romsky, Reynolds or Firus immediately!
Brezina - When he lost Bel Ami title to Bidar, at least he has some good skating to hold on.
Cha - Awesome music, don't care about the rest!
Fentz - Final! Not a given! Well done my boy #TeamD
Ge - Still in disbelif he is fu dating Zabiiako!
Hendrickx - Get balls!
Samohin - Posterboy being a true -posterboy! I kinda like the new SP, still pissed the surprise was no platinum blonde! #whitewolfwhitewolf for the FS please!
Rippon - How much I hate the SP! If there would be at least some decent choreo to the main beats in the SP, there just isn't.
Aliev - Good lord, gingersoldier delivered, and how well! British ES did not even recognize he jumped 4lz. What a performance, what a stunning dance my soldier! So good, so much I love Rukavicin in knc, he just acts like this is normal business for him
Chan - Making the final group! How awesome If this will be his last skate, please go out on a high note in the FS, please do! I really need that! PCS are a joke! 'Dust in the wind' has seriously reached 'alltime favourite programs' status! Right now there are only 4 counting for me, if someone is interested: B/S 'Lady Caliph' (stoods above all by a margin); Cohen 'Malaguena' and Weinzierl Ten 'Caruso'. Chan made that list now! Such exquisite skating! No words! He will be missed so so much!
Tanaka - I heard @SmallFairy crying!
Bychenko - Partied to hard last night!
Vasiljevs! - Get balls!
Hanyu - You can't deny that was spot on. Still, my taste it wasn't.
Chen - Awesome costume, awesome program, horror skate. What a shame! Yummi he is too.
Kolyada - Samarin ('s guilty pleasure SP) for worlds immediately!
Uno - Something was lacking for me, scusi.
Javi - I did not see that coming to be honest! Get your medal boy!
Spiderman - Lovely music,but yeah, it's still Jin.

@levineismine has the order to call, if I dare to oversleep men FS start!

 

[Jeschke]

Earlier than expected I put #missionbronze back in. You can never know
Dance soldier, dance!

 

[SmallFairy]

Clearly Perkova's Instagram vid inspired Aliev so much to do a perfect 4lutz-3toe!

Power of Perkova!