First off, I love this thread. A few days ago, a "friend" on FB posted some meme about how no one needs to see your T-day picks, it's the same thing. BAH. My favorite posts are always food ones. I need to see some pics of birds and STUFFING. The wrong things y'all do to stuffing fascinate me.

It's just me and my mom this year--my younger brother decided he'd rather take all of his time off for Christmas, and my older brother invited us, but he and his children and their children's politics are...interesting and extreme and not based in reality or facts in at least the nearest ten parallel universes.
On the rare occasions it's been just the two of us before, we've gone to the casino but neither of us are quite ready for that ready of return to normal. Neither of us likes turkey and even though I now have a house, the kitchen is small and our dining room table is still covered in random crap from moving (even though that was September. I blame Ida

).
So, menu:
Rock Cornish game hens. I made a brine with water, sugar, peppercorns, garlic, salt, and I put butter under the skin and basted it. I read about that on food network. Sunny Anderson told me to do it and she was right.
My mom's stuffing (homemade cornbread, sage, celery, onion, thyme, an egg, and and gravy, which is AMAZING and I feel sorry that all of you can't eat it.
Asparagus with olive oil, lemon, and seasoned salt.
Corn, cause we like corn.
Homemade cranberry sauce.
Caramel apple martinis
Prosecco
The whole thing was soooo gooood--I have no idea why anyone would cook turkey unless you have a huge crowd--the hens make such a dramatic presentation too. Everyone gets a whole freaking bird. A WHOLE BIRD. No fighting over the white/dark meat. No leftovers. No huge turkey taking over the fridge for three days and even then you hope that it is actually defrosted. I brined those things for two hours only. And it was so pretty and brown from the constant butter basting, and it made enough drippings to make gravy. Plus, they were on sale because everyone was buying nasty turkeys. Plus, no leftovers, except the stuffing.
The only downside is Wal-Mart was out of key lime pie and apple pie from our pick-up order and there was no dessert. On Wednesday, we decided we were fine with it, we have candy if we want something sweet. But today we realized...we need pie. We have chocolate chips, Milky Ways, and even chocolate truffles from Trader Joe's, but NONE OF THAT IS PIE. I NEED PIE. PIIIEEEEEE. A friend of mine is a baker and I shared my lament with her. She lives literally two miles away. She did not bring me pie. She is a bad friend.
But seriously y'all, rock Cornish game hens are where it's at.
I just finished maxing out my Kohl's credit card so now big Christmas shopping is done, and am watching The Bracebridge Dinner episode of Gilmore Girls and adding extra lights and garland to the tree to get into the spirit of things. And more Prosecco cause that also helps with the spirit of things.