And someone also mentioned low ceilings in your rooms. Another hard pass.
I don't remember having an especially low ceiling in my room; if I did, it wasn't low enough to bother me.
The most puzzling thing for me about the room was that I had a window in the shower. That sounds worse than it is--it was small window and it was up in a corner, so I wasn't visible in any way. I kind of stared at it the first morning, thinking "WTF is that?" Then I realized that it was there to be a steam vent. That was a first for me.
My room was right over the pool, but the only time I could hear anything from the pool was....when I was in the shower with the vent open.
But again, I was happy with my room and would stay there again without a qualm. If I go, though, I will be putting some thought into the food situation, as I did find it rather grim. BYTCH rented a refrigerator for the duration of her stay, but she couldn't find any food in the area to buy and store in it.
How far is it off the beaten path if there’s only a CVS and a Starbucks and an adult bookstore nearby? however I have no problem with the adult bookstore #JustSayin #tee-hee
Let's put it this this--there is an enclosed walkway from the casino to the arena. If you go to just the right window in that walkway, you can see the strip off in the distance. I could see it from my room window if I leaned to the left.
The Orleans isn't even in Vegas, technically. I first learned this while sitting by the pool in the sunshine, having umbrella drinks (the place is not completely devoid of charms) and looked at my phone, which informed me that I was in Paradise. I wondered how it knew. Turns out that's the name of the (rather wildly misnamed) city where the Orleans is located.
The adult bookstore is gigantic (as such things go). The Orleans itself is massive. There are warehouses all around one side. Otherwise, think busy suburban area with strip malls and lots of traffic.
BUT if you want to see skaters, there they are--in the lobby. In the elevator. At the coffee shop. In the pool, wearing really tiny swimsuits. Arena access is the best I've ever experienced. The seats are comfortable and you have leg room and every seat has a good view.
If you want the Vegas casino experience, well, this particular casino features a bowling alley, which is probably all you really need to know.