2024 Canadian Championships Sr Men FS - Arctic outflow, extreme cold

[quartz]

This guy's shirt... Even Nathan gave us something more vibrant for his Rocketman program. At least take a page out of that book than this sad navy blue to black short-sleeved ombre dress shirt with a random white splatter of paint on the front and back.

I think it’s like a galaxy. Or something. Andromeda. Maybe.

 

[Desperado]

I kind of feel like this music edit needs at least one of the opening verses, to set up the story of why the Rocketman is aimlessly wandering in space.

Or in this case, on the ice.

 

[grimey]

Nam’s there right? He could go out and win this whole shebang, I swear.

in his hockey skates

 

[overedge]

I like his skating very much, but he would have been better off with a stronger program.

 

[Karen-W]

I think it’s like a galaxy. Or something. Andromeda. Maybe.

I'm sure too. But this is Elton John we're talking about. Something more colorful should be a requirement.

 

[overedge]

in his hockey skates

Honestly, @grimey and I are not the same person

 

[Karen-W]

Honestly, @grimey and I are not the same person

It's okay. At some point last night or today we've all thought it (that Nam should grab his hockey skates and get out there).

 

[grimey]

Honestly, @grimey and I are not the same person

RIGHT??! Great minds...etc

 

[Rukia]

Ted is so old he was born before sugar gliders existed apparently

 

[quartz]

See? They’re sending Nam out there now.

 

[victorskid]

As Nam comes on the ice with the T-shirt gun...

The results after the 1st of 3 groups:
1 Damien Bueckert SK 59.48 (11) 102.94 (2) 162.42
2 Antoine Goyette QC 45.71 (15) 115.59 (1) 161.30
3 Ethan Scott AB/NT/NU 48.15 (14) 89.32 (3) 137.47

 

[Karen-W]

See? They’re sending Nam out there now.

In his hockey skates!

 

[Desperado]

He has an adorable and smiling assistant.

 

[honey]

He might be able to give a shirt to every single person in attendance.

 

[Rukia]

if the power goes out they're just going to put nam on a giant hamster wheel hooked up to a generator and have him power the arena with sheer enthusiasm

 

[quartz]

The little girl with the bucket could probably whip off a couple doubles and be right in the mix too.

 

[quartz]

Omg his laugh.

 

[Karen-W]

Oh, Nam... we're really not excited about the last 2 groups of men. You can't expect to get us excited when your event is scheduled for the same week as Euros.

 

[overedge]

Ted is so old he was born before sugar gliders existed apparently

Ted's mobile phone is two tin cans and a piece of string.

 

[overedge]

CHICKEN TIME

There you go @Rukia #IHeartChickenFarmers . Get on the socials and spread the word.

 

[honey]

Every time they cut to the ads and the volume is 5x what the skating/commentary volume is, I jump in fright

 

[quartz]

Ted's mobile phone is two tin cans and a piece of string.

Hey. I’m old enough to have done that, you know.

 

[overedge]

Hey. I’m old enough to have done that, you know.

I did too

 

[Rukia]

CHICKEN TIME

There you go @Rukia #IHeartChickenFarmers . Get on the socials and spread the word.

you laugh but I am going to use that hashtag and my 30 followers will swoon because I love the chicken farmers so much

 

[quartz]

Okay okay, let’s get going again, I have wine and it’s filled to the brim.

 

[honey]

Are they warming up in spotlights?!

Ok never mind it’s normal now. I swear the house lights were down with spotlights for a few moments though.

 

[quartz]

So. If Amber could go from 11th to the podium, it’s not really out of line for me to predict Conrad’s gonna be our Canadian champion in a bit, right?
I mean, maybe I am crazy.

 

[Former Lurve Goddess]

Okay okay, let’s get going again, I have wine and it’s filled to the brim.

I think I need to break out the hard stuff if I'm going to make it through the rest of this.

 

[JoannaLouise]

It sounds like Conrad has a good attitude and perspective about his performance yesterday. Hopefully he can use that to turn things around tonight.

 

[honey]

Kaetlyn keeping everyone’s expectations in check with the Roman practice report.