2016 Eurovision Semi 2 - Made of Snarks

[FarFarAway]

Oh feck, what that shrieking was about? All three of us were quite startled....

 

[wustfan]

I must have seen Kaliopi before at Eurovision, I believe. The first one today who does actually sing, rather than doing weird squats with smoking armpits.

She was in Baku 2012

 

[Aerobicidal]

Trending on twitter: #bottom #Eurovision #LTU

!!!!!!

But then again, this is the guy who last performed at Eurovision wearing a leather blindfold with bondage studs.

 

[MsZem]

I was so certain it was going to be one of those mid-song costume reveals. Was hoping for 70s style bell-bottoms.

And I'm very sad that I missed the guy with the wolf.

 

[Jenya]

I just figured out that the Lithuanian entry is the same guy who had the blindfold in 2012

 

[Finnice]

Donny is cute in adamripponish way. But I was not waiting for this song.

 

[FarFarAway]

Now seeing Mr FFA becoming fond of Lithuanian guy, I am kinda simmering. I like his trainers, but everything else is so so. Now, he's undressing. No, Mr FFA needs some tea to make.

 

[my little pony]

harmless lithuania is sort of catchy

 

[MichaelK]

Lithuania is rather bland at least it's better than 'Love is blind'

 

[skatefan]

Australia's back

 

[Jenya]

I could have done with more bondage props but that was way better than the video

 

[my little pony]

why is australia back? are they just afraid to announce that australia will be back every year?

 

[sweetsparky]

Autralia is here to stay. It seems they love Eurovision down under

 

[Jenya]

"trying to feel your love through FaceTime" is one of my lyrical highlights of the year

 

[Aerobicidal]

Considering Australia (presumably) has the advantage of a native English speaker writing their song, these lyrics are inexcusable.

 

[my little pony]

i like miss outback better live than in the video

i wonder if her glitter shoulder sling can hold her keys and money

 

[Finnice]

Where are the AUS voids from last year? Booooring now.

 

[FarFarAway]

We both believe that our tortured half-bleeding ears now perceive the second performer of the day actually singing. That's a progress.

 

[skatefan]

my son's fiancee just found her perfect wedding dress

 

[MichaelK]

Oh my god!!! Australia killed it, that was great!!

 

[sweetsparky]

I liked more last year song that was fun, but that was a good song. Should qualify ASAP.

 

[Jenya]

Australia needs a wind machine

I'm a bit underwhelmed by the staging but I liked it. And I'll fight @my little pony for her shoes

 

[Aerobicidal]

And now the WTF highlight of the evening!

 

[my little pony]

omg does miss slovenia go to hogwarts? i swear that is a gryffindor marching band uniform

 

[FarFarAway]

Everything is okay with the Slovenian lady, but I bet she is feeling kinda awkward in the region of the boobies.

 

[Hanna]

What is this crap from Slovenia?? Blue is blue and red is red? They had the best song last year. How can you go from greatness to something this awful?

 

[my little pony]

I'm a bit underwhelmed by the staging but I liked it. And I'll fight @my little pony for her shoes

I'm taking that glittery thing up her arm and i already have gloves and a coat so you can have the shoes

 

[Jenya]

These lyrics are so

 

[Finnice]

I like the pole dancer for SLO.

 

[Aerobicidal]

Boobs trying to escape and a shirtless man swinging on a pole--this is my fantasy!!!!!