The various possibilities also include possible alternate thread titles, such as:
Starr Trek: The Next Generation (Queue @Sylvia going all :soapbox: on me about using a skater's name in the thread title.) :watch:
Bradie and the Bunch (Ditto)
For Quad's Sake!
Lifestyles of the Rich and...
Years turn into weeks. How quick they pass
And all the stars that are gonna be
Are training hard and skating fast.
I've got lots of friends in San Jose
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Can't wait to get back to San Jose!