Don't you worry. Once we start with Orser, you can forget about all these barnacles who think they are your "auntie".
Sparks-san and Kwanita-chan will be very happy in Canada. You won't have to straighten your hair. You can even have your own dog collar, if you want.
Now, pose for your passport picture!
Kwanita dahlin-san, come to Auntie-san who's curled up in her Snuggie right now. I bought you a mini Kwanita-san sized Snuggie!! ...and a used/returned Snuggie for my dearest sis and your Auntie falling dance-san.
Kwanita darling, come here...yes,right on daddy's lap well done. Now darling, you must know that an informant has revealed to me that your coach falling_dance is a common street whore. Hmm? Oh yes dear just like the ones on Sex and the City. So please dear use this hand sanitizer whenever you come in contact with her. Now off to bed, but first have some chocolate..
Auntie icedance-san sings La Traviata:
"Tra voi tra voi saprò dividere
il tempo mio giocondo;
Tutto è follia nel mondo
Ciò che non è piacer.
Godiam, fugace e rapido
e'il gaudio dell’amore,
e'un fior che nasce e muore,
ne più si può goder.
Godiam c'invita un fervido
I am eternal!!!!! And I spring back to life!!!
Thank you! Thank you! Auntie icedance-san will be performing all month here at Kwanita-san's webpage!
Kwanita-san, Auntie-san will no longer be able to talk to you out of fear of being kicked down the stairs by the cruel AntiChrist sioux-san again. *is dragged screaming, wailing, and begging from Kwanita-san*