2026 US Nationals Free Dance "Nix You"

[ilovesalchows]

What does Jardiance do beside give one genital leprosy?

 

[Skaterbob]

Find himself a new career. Every skater has to do it eventually.

Maybe motivational speaker. He has struggled so much all these years carrying all that dead weight of his sister.

 

[peibeck]

dressed like dollar store milk chocolate, these costumes arent flattering

Outdated dollar store milk chocolate at that.

 

[Matryeshka]

Pate/Bye's program would have some cool moves if those moves were done by better dancers. They're also very ta-DAH! and don't have much to do with the music, just look at this nifty thing we can almost do.

I'ma apologize now--I'm real snarky with this group. This is NOT my favorite group of skaters to ever grace the Nationals stage.

 

[MacMadame]

The little Jardiance pop out in the scoring box makes me think of an ice cream cone.

Now I want ice cream. I hate you people...

 

[canbelto]

Awww I feel bad. They're crying.

 

[Karen-W]

The ice is still cursed from the pairs

Maybe it's rebelling at the stupid split session crap foisted upon us by NBC and the USFS. It was very unhappy during the Pairs FS, but righted itself by the last group of women because skating was on during the proper hour.

 

[ilovepaydays]

Find himself a new career. Every skater has to do it eventually.

Didn’t the ShibSibs have a fairly successful YouTube channel that was focused on their travels? I can’t find it right now.

 

[Wyliefan]

What does Jardiance do beside give one genital leprosy?

That's not enough?

 

[Skaterbob]

Not the year to have Lion King programs I guess.

 

[just tuned in]

What does Jardiance do beside give one genital leprosy?

 

[NinjaTurtles]

What does Jardiance do beside give one genital leprosy?

Type 2 Diabetes management.

Pissing all that sugar out basically makes it fertile ground for yeast infections.

 

[Wyliefan]

Didn’t the ShibSibs have a fairly successful YouTube channel that was focused on their travels? I can’t find it right now.

I don't know, but they did bring out a series of children's books.

 

[slicekw]

This dress should win an award for Best Display of Blood.

 

[terisa]

The new PPT according to Jean-Luc! I didn't see it until he said, but they are very similar.

 

[PRlady]

Was that another twizzles mishap??

 

[tangerine dream]

Pate/Bye are married?

They've been married for a few years. No wonkiness involved. I believe they were already dating when they paired up.

 

[Wyliefan]

What is up with twizzles tonight??

 

[canbelto]

Man the ice is cursed tonight.

 

[Skaterbob]

What is up with twizzles tonight??

I dunno but it needs to stop, thanks!

 

[just tuned in]

This dress should win an award for Best Display of Blood.

Eh, I've seen better.

 

[Coco]

Type 2 Diabetes management.

Pissing all that sugar out basically makes is fertile ground for yeast infections.

The things you learn on FSU.

 

[skatfan]

This dress should win an award for Best Display of Blood.

Have we seen Christina’s new Perfume dress?

 

[terisa]

This dress should win an award for Best Display of Blood.

She'll have to collect the trophy from Ilia...

 

[LilJen]

This dress should win an award for Best Display of Blood.

Sparkly blood, at that!

 

[Belsornia]

Everyone’s twizzles looking a bit ropey today, even when they’re getting called as L4.

 

[Skaterbob]

Eh, I've seen better.

Like?

 

[ilovesalchows]

She almost forgot to scabbard her sword.

 

[kwanfan1818]

Wolfkostin looked really tired in the legs toward the end of that. She lost all of the sharpness.

 

[peibeck]

Imagine using a soundtrack of a martial arts heavy movie then basically ignoring it in the choreography until the last 5 seconds.