2026 US Nationals Rhythm Dance "Groove Is In the Snark"

[MacMadame]

I don’t think Tara is commentating. The woman has an accent. It could be Gabriella?

It is.

 

[slicekw]

Kind of half expected Gabby to say "they are skating to Vogue by Madonna -- like my #$(&# former partner "

Of course Johnny got that dig in there…

 

[jamesy]

Kind of half expected Gabby to say "they are skating to Vogue by Madonna -- like my #$(&# former partner "

Johnny: "Well if she's not going to bring them up..."

 

[her grace]

Bratti/Somerville

Still don’t understand why their team thought Vogue was a good option for them, good twizzles, nice partnering and edging, choreo rhythm sequence fairly weak—go watch A/V to see how it’s done

 

[peibeck]

This choreography seems to have been revamped as B/S were far improved and watchable than during the GP, imo.

 

[Braulio]

Ian is a star

 

[Karen-W]

Nothing compares to AboVes' "Vogue" RD and you can't tell me otherwise, Johnny & Gabriella!

 

[floridaice]

Of course Johnny got that dig in there…

He wasn't snarky enough -- and we all know Johnny can be snarky

 

[BittyBug]

And Johnny's reference to F-B/C's use of Vogue is met with complete silence LOL.

 

[Ross H]

[snark on] Ian’s borrowed Gilliaume’s music and one of his see through shirts [/snark off]

 

[Karen-W]

I’m not enamored of this dress on Bratti. Very in love with her O-face, tho.

I don't like it either. It's giving negligee rather than Madonna bustier.

 

[skipaway]

C/B now will score 95

 

[MacMadame]

OMG, we are getting a commercial about COBOL. I mean, COBOL. How 80s.

 

[Wyliefan]

Whoa.

 

[Allen]

79?!?!?!? No, ma'am...

 

[Braulio]

79.43!!!

 

[Theatregirl1122]

Maybe the judges told the commentators to push B/S...

 

[her grace]

This choreography seems to have been revamped as B/S were far improved and watchable than during the GP, imo.

It’s improved from the GP, but not a natural fit for them.

Nice score, though.

 

[floridaice]

OMG, we are getting a commercial about COBOL. I mean, COBOL. How 80s.

or 1970s! Nothing like punch cards

 

[Sally1214]

And Johnny's reference to F-B/C's use of Vogue is met with complete silence LOL.

Well ... he's does have a point.

 

[Karen-W]

C/B now will score 95

Listen, the FFSG set the bar last month and the USFS is just responding. Can't wait to see what Skate Canada does in response on Saturday!

 

[Theatregirl1122]

If that was a 79, Browns better get an 85...

 

[MacMadame]

[snark on] Ian’s borrowed Gilliaume’s music and one of his see through shirts [/snark off]

Ian in a see-through shirt is not a snark.

 

[Allen]

Now we really need Esta to tell us who put the fix in for B/S.

 

[Kasey]

Have tsarevskis pants always looked like he’s about to go bungee jumping?

 

[once_upon]

The orange likes more neonish than practice

 

[Theatregirl1122]

WTF is this beat playing incongruously over BSB?

It sounds like the music error from earlier.

 

[Garden Kitty]

I hate that Ben is in the building and we're hearing Johnny instead. I'd love to hear Ben and Gabriella together, although I'd settle for just Ben.

 

[Theatregirl1122]

Ian in a see-through shirt is not a snark.

Really???

I guess everyone has different taste. LOL. But I think he looks like an amish teenager.

 

[Belsornia]

I don't like it either. It's giving negligee rather than Madonna bustier.

It does feel quite 90s supermodels though, which fits with the catwalk theme.