Two days in a row, three "births" that should of never been celebrated not even once!

[StasiyaGalustyanLove]

Yesterday I was warming up a bowl of grape nuts and getting ready for the on-line how to use a bullet proof vest class I had signed up for to prepare for the trip to Detroit when I had horrible news! My wife said today Nov. 11 is the birthday of Adam Rippon. Everything was ruined, I had been "enjoying" my dad but no longer could I pleasure my self, no this news jerked me back off to reality! Who would celebrate this day this man who's agenda has taken skating and turned it into some-thing of bad singing and bear butts in Sport Illustrated. This issue has now been hidden away under neath the most stained copies of Mens' Fitness we own.

Today I woke up feeling good, at least the terrible day was over but little did I know thing's were about to take a turn for the worst! First on the TV I head Tonia is having a birthday today, now yes that means she is a year closer to the grave but honoring this horrible "women" who should have been thrown in the slammer at least 17 birthdays ago is not something my wife and me will ever be O.K. with! First she does on Dancing as if Adam "homo sexual agenda" wasn't enough, then she goes on Worst Cooks with Mr. Burl as host, now every sight and TV show is saying we should talk about her Nov. 12 birthday. Well I do not think so.

I was so upset I spent the day looking up appointments at a Turkish bath house / "sauna" in a funky part of Albuquerque I heard about from Navy friends but have not had the chance to go yet. So my mind was in a better place until just a moment ago my wife said do you know who's else birthday it is? That ice dancer Willam Sizerron and I said who is that? I google him and the things I saw have stained my eyes my retinas and my psychic for ever.

If this two day "stretch" of three such events ever happens again next time on Nov. 11 - 12 I will convert to the religion that does not believe in holidays I think there are two of them Jahova's Witlesses or maybe the science one except that one I hear if filled with men who get marred to women but are secretly into men, I am curious about it!

 

[canbelto]

Hi esta? I guess there's a new million depressions?

 

[Ananas Astra]

Nah, esta had more style.

 

[Japanfan]

I was so upset I spent the day looking up appointments at a Turkish bath house / "sauna" in a funky part of Albuquerque I heard about from Navy friends but have not had the chance to go yet.

Get wet, Stasiya, you and your wife. Make a splash of it at the Turkish bath house. Word of caution - you and your wife keep your eyes to yourself!

 

[alchemy void]

I had been "enjoying" my dad but no longer could I pleasure my self, no this news jerked me back off to reality!

I swear I've seen a "movie" with this exact plot before.

First on the TV I head Tonia is having a birthday today, now yes that means she is a year closer to the grave

Happy birthday, Tonia, you're a year closer to the grave!

 

[quartz]

We are all, one day closer to the grave.
Go have fun at the Turkish bath and stay away from any and all religions!

 

[WillyElliot]

I was so upset I spent the day looking up appointments at a Turkish bath house / "sauna" in a funky part of Albuquerque I heard about from Navy friends but have not had the chance to go yet.

How interesting that there are that many Turks in Albuquerque! I have heard of such hot and sweaty places and have come to the ass- umption that these saunas are not always one size fits all : you might find in it two large or too small but hopefully this one's size will be just right. You should feel no anxiety that you'd be too afraid to get up and be come acquainted with the Turkish customs. So you must flush all those crappy notions out of your system before you go there. No one likes someone with a shitty disposition and certainly not at a bath house. Just relax, don't tense up and be open to everyone and stretch yourself bi enjoying new experiences but don't let anyone take their kid gloves off with you because that is not std operating procedure at a sauna. Good luck Stasi!!!

 

[StasiyaGalustyanLove]

I hear that Adam Rippon "officially" retired from skating, maybe he will announce a "come" back in a year or two and do one program before leaving to smoke cigs out-side an arena with his pal Grace. Gross is what I say. Now Adam can use his hole time however he wants, not that he did not before this!

They say their is a Chinese skater Reeka K whom does triple axles better then Tonias were. Well of course, Tonia was extremely over weight with boob's bigger then those of Dollie Parton. She would of never been able to be competing with the skaters today with that rack of melon knocker's.

With what is going on, retirings and the news that there may be opening an new Chick Fillet one town over from us I do not have time now to watch Reeka but I plan to consider maybe doing so if I have a big opening in my plans.

 

[DimaToe]

I hear that Adam Rippon "officially" retired from skating, maybe he will announce a "come" back in a year or two and do one program before leaving to smoke cigs out-side an arena with his pal Grace. Gross is what I say. Now Adam can use his hole time however he wants, not that he did not before this!

They say their is a Chinese skater Reeka K whom does triple axles better then Tonias were. Well of course, Tonia was extremely over weight with boob's bigger then those of Dollie Parton. She would of never been able to be competing with the skaters today with that rack of melon knocker's.

With what is going on, retirings and the news that there may be opening an new Chick Fillet one town over from us I do not have time now to watch Reeka but I plan to consider maybe doing so if I have a big opening in my plans.

Really you’re going there? Trying to be funny and just being pure trash are two very different things.