The Trashiest of the Trash Can - The Worst Skating Gossip Thread

[bardtoob]

This is where the worst skating gossip belongs because the trash does not deserve its own individual threads.

Mods, feel free to merge the very worst into this thread.

 

[bardtoob]

I inaugurate this thread with:

Figure skater Johnny Weir's ex-husband accused of theft in Northbrook

A Georgia man once married to figure skater and broadcaster Johnny Weir was arrested and charged with stealing more than $1,000 in merchandise from a Northbrook store, according to police. Police said Victor S. Weir-Voronov, 34, was charged with felony retail theft at the Village Square of Northbrook center in connection with the Sept. 22 incident. When reached Monday, Weir-Voronov denied stealing anything from the store. "This is not true," said Weir-Voronov, 34, refusing further comment.

... the security guard watched Weir-Voronov take eight pairs of sunglasses and four scarves, worth $1,011, without paying ... the incident also was captured on security footage.

 

[nimi]

I especially appreciate how in the text his age, 34, is specified two, 2, times as being thirty-four, 34. Stylistic flourish like that really adds to the article!

Thank you, bardtoob! Now the bar has been set, and it's pretty low. Looking forward to seeing articles that manage clear it (limbo-style).

 

[Jot the Dot Dot]

The trashiest gossip I've heard is that Elvis, Joannie & Patrick http://oi64.tinypic.com/1ywqc6.jpg are slated to head the ISU, as they were determined to be more anthropologically advance than the current bunch http://oi65.tinypic.com/2n0onef.jpg .

 

[alj5]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/subur...-nbs-weir-voronov-tl-1005-20171002-story.html

Just read that his ex has been arrested in Illinois. "...the security guard watched Weir-Voronov take eight pairs of sunglasses and four scarves, worth $1,011."

Glad he's not still with either Johnny or Joti Polizoakis.

 

[nimi]

Thanks to bardtoob, there's now a new thread for articles/news/gossip like this called "The Trashiest of Trash Can".

Actually, this same article was already posted there today because of course!
(any mods here who could perform their "thread merge" magic?)

 

[robinhood]

I inaugurate this thread with:

Figure skater Johnny Weir's ex-husband accused of theft in Northbrook

Is he still called Victor Weir-Voronov? Aren't they divorced?

 

[Lizziebeth]

I was wondering about Joti and am glad to hear that they are not an item anymore.

 

[Eeyora1]

Is he still called Victor Weir-Voronov? Aren't they divorced?

Well as guess he wanted to remain relavent. I can see keeping someone’s last name only if you’ve been married a long time or have children together! Maybe it’s for Тема’s sake.

 

[nimi]

In honor of the Olympics and the bad "skating" "journalism" that abounds, I'm going to *BUMP* this thread because why not.

Trashy Buzzfeed polls go here, right? I came across this one on twitter and... well, you be the judge.