rfisher
Let the skating begin
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It's the offseason so
If dogs were skaters
Belgian Malinois: Ilia Malinin. Highly athletic. I've seen Mals do parkour so 4As would be nothing for them
Standard Poodles: Ice dancers. They prance when they are all tiffed out like no other dog and they can dance too.
Huskies: the drama criers. Nothing is as vocally dramatic as a husky.
Goldens: Just happy to be there bronze medalists.
Dobermans: I'll bite you silver medalists.
Cats would never be skaters because they can't be bothered with learning a choreographed program.
If dogs were skaters
Belgian Malinois: Ilia Malinin. Highly athletic. I've seen Mals do parkour so 4As would be nothing for them
Standard Poodles: Ice dancers. They prance when they are all tiffed out like no other dog and they can dance too.
Huskies: the drama criers. Nothing is as vocally dramatic as a husky.
Goldens: Just happy to be there bronze medalists.
Dobermans: I'll bite you silver medalists.
Cats would never be skaters because they can't be bothered with learning a choreographed program.