IDEAS FOR FSWer's FIGURE SKATING JOKE BOOK.

[FSWer]

Hi everyone!!! I am calling on all of you for help. I am thinking of writing a Figure Skating Joke Book and getting it published. But I am having a problem coming up with some jokes. So far I have one..."knock-knock"!! "Who's there!! "Cellar"!! Cellar Who"!! Cellar (Solo) Ice-Dance". What do you all think? Can anyone help me? Thanks.