2026 US Nationals Rhythm Dance "Groove Is In the Snark"

[Karen-W]

Ouch for NesMark - not even mentioned by the commentating trio during the warm-up.

 

[peibeck]

I don't remember Chock's dress being this bedazzled.

 

[Theatregirl1122]

IJS has been around for 20 years and they still won't retire "you can't win it in the short, but you can lose it."

You can win it in the short in IJS. It happens all the time.

 

[Kasey]

I want Green and Parsons to be surprise Olympians

 

[Theatregirl1122]

Ouch for NesMark - not even mentioned by the commentating trio during the warm-up.

Guess they won't be beating Bratti and Sommerville either...

 

[floridaice]

Ouch for NesMark - not even mentioned by the commentating trio during the warm-up.

Not even to point out that they are MARRIED? USFS slacking off

 

[peibeck]

Are you being literal or metaphorical?

It's literally been raining all day, and apparently is going to be stronger this evening... because I parked further away and didn't bring an umbrella.

 

[Sally1214]

So, I'm just getting my first look at Johnny's attire for tonight. Hmmm .... too early for St. Patrick's Day. Do we have a Riverdance program coming up? Is it kind of a very green Yoda-wrap? Am I the only one who would like to browse through Johnny's closets? Would take quite a while for sure and possibly be perplexing. There definitely would be numerous "OMG" moments for sure ... but it would be "interesting." I love Johnny though. I see he must still have his jewellery endoresment contract. Always displaying just ONE piece of (I'm sure) extremely expensive merchandise. He has beautiful hands ... professionally manicured, of course, but no ugly veins or anything ... so, you go, Johnny.

 

[Theatregirl1122]

The 90s were ugly, but were they as ugly as NesMarks costumes?

 

[Karen-W]

Terry letting us know that Artem only has his green card so they're not eligible for the Olympics. That's code for "they're not going to be in the top 5 after the RD.

 

[my little pony]

are Leah and artem no longer married or do we not speak it aloud?

 

[Karen-W]

are Leah and artem no longer married or do we not speak it aloud?

Oh, they are very much still married and they share occasionally on their IG when they have family trips & holidays.

 

[overedge]

Honestly when does she look anything but? (At least off the ice. Some of her costumes were less than fabulous back in the day)

That's an extremely tactful description.

 

[I Luv Bulldogs]

I’m tired of C/B…. There, said it

Yep, and the status quo is so annoying!

 

[myhoneyhoney]

The 90s were ugly, but were they as ugly as NesMarks costumes?

I was in high school in the 90’s…
YES, it was UGLY. Like, Fugly.

 

[canbelto]

They are so slow. Just crawling.

 

[Wyliefan]

NesMark look a little subdued today.

 

[MacMadame]

The 90s were ugly, but were they as ugly as NesMarks costumes?

I don't remember these from the GP circuit. New?

 

[Theatregirl1122]

Gabby thinks that Say My Name isn't specifically 90s music????

Oh girl, maybe people who only lived through 5 years of the 90s shouldn't comment.

 

[Wyliefan]

Johnny is going to take us through every one of his '90s memories.

 

[Lanie]

I want Green and Parsons to be surprise Olympians

Same I love them but I think it’s set in stone who’s going

 

[peibeck]

This music mix makes zero sense, but N/M skate well enough. A few of their transitions out of elements could be cleaner, imo.

 

[Sally1214]

Wow, it's a good thing that I loved the BSB because they are the fallback band for everyone for the 90s theme.

 

[Braulio]

Guess they won't be beating Bratti and Sommerville either...

TES 5 points less

anyway they are not eligible for the Olympics

 

[honey]

Lmao at Johnny explaining TRL in the middle of this. He wasn’t wrong about why this medley didn’t work either.

 

[Theatregirl1122]

Are Bratti and Sommerville getting pushed to make up for GreeP theoretically not getting the Olympics?

Is this a sign that TPTB are thrilled Tanith kicked Charlie to the curb and GreeP are going to finish second???

H/o I need to go make some tea so I can read the leaves.

 

[Amy L]

are Leah and artem no longer married or do we not speak it aloud?

I think all the other teen marriages after them really made people give them the side eye. Especially after it was found out that they got married long before their public wedding happened when she was 18.

 

[Belsornia]

Neset/Markelov seemed fairly slow, which isn’t something I’ve thought about them before.

Is the Freed from Desire bit new?

 

[NinjaTurtles]

Shoutout Carson Daly

 

[Theatregirl1122]

TES 5 points less

anyway they are not eligible for the Olympics

No one thought they would be competing for an Olympic spot even if they were.