2017 Porny Skater of the Year Nomination Thread

[Jeschke]

It's a shame Shoma Uno isn't eligible yet.

Porny?

 

[rfisher]

Stolbova!

Of course, she's too much of a Goddess for such a tawdry award.

 

[SamuraiK]

I support the neutral voting.. anyone can be porny regardless of gender.

 

[Aussie Willy]

Well if we are going to vote according to overall, then I would agree about Maddie Hubbell. Seriously that blues was smokin'.

Stolbova is too gay icon to be porny.

 

[Foolhardy Ham Lint]

Porny?

Shoma is about as porny as a key ring trinket from Tokyo Disneyland. Cute, yes! Porny, no.

 

[Foolhardy Ham Lint]

Davide Lewton Brain from Monaco looks mighty fine in this short program, I have to say.

 

[Foolhardy Ham Lint]

Stolbova is too gay icon to be porny.

I do love it when she brings the resting bitch face realness, though!

 

[Rob]

Guillaume doesn’t seem to fit in the list. Lol

I think Cizeron's SP outfit makes him look porny.

 

[topaz]

I would add Zach Donahue(USA) Matteo Guarise(ITA), Adam Rippon(USA), Pavel Drozd(RUS).

Female - Vanessa James, period.

 

[haribobo]

Dario Betti and Brandon Frazier, to bring the field up to 30. MEN. Ladies have their own comp...

 

[meggonzo]

Dario Betti and Brandon Frazier, to bring the field up to 30. MEN. Ladies have their own comp...

If the ladies comp is Gay Icon, that's not the same thing.

 

[haribobo]

Yea I'd agree with that. But they could...

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

Shoma is about as porny as a key ring trinket from Tokyo Disneyland. Cute, yes! Porny, no.

LOL, very descriptive and accurate.

 

[MsZem]

Do a poll to see if PSOTY should be gender-neutral. The posts in this thread seem very much in favor, and I'd rather have deserving women like James and Hubbell than men who are just there to fill up the field!

 

[Aussie Willy]

Do a poll to see if PSOTY should be gender-neutral. The posts in this thread seem very much in favor, and I'd rather have deserving women like James and Hubbell than men who are just there to fill up the field!

I demand more polls!!!!

 

[ice crystal]

Davide Lewton Brain from Monaco looks mighty fine in this short program, I have to say.

He looks like he otherwise works for the taxation office. I'm utterly confused about the definition of 'porny'.

 

[Foolhardy Ham Lint]

He looks like he otherwise works for the taxation office. I'm utterly confused about the definition of 'porny'.

Maybe it's because I'm a bit obsessed with Armie Hammer and Banana Republic at the moment. Each to their own, I guess!

 

[beepbeep]

Vanessa should have her own smilie when if she wins.

 

[Amantide]

Cizeron
Guarise
Voronov
Rippon
Max Aaron
Klimov
Dmitriev Jr.

 

[ice crystal]

What about Misha Ge?

 

[olympic]

Adam Rippon - What is up w/ those glutes this year!? He honestly should drop trou and pose for a sculptor creating statues of Greek / Roman Gods

 

[SkateFanBerlin]

Scot Moir - I know he looks like cut-the-grass dad. But, when skating there's a smoldering masculinity quality abut him.

 

[SkateFanBerlin]

Davide Lewton Brain from Monaco looks mighty fine in this short program, I have to say.

The pants...

 

[Foolhardy Ham Lint]

The pants...

Works for me!

 

[Areski]

Works for me!

Yeah. I like the real trousers for once.
Anything is better than Papa Smurf pyjama pants of Jason Brown anyway.

 

[Foolhardy Ham Lint]

Yeah. I like the real trousers for once.
Anything is better than Papa Smurf pyjama pants of Jason Brown anyway.

Bwhahahahaha. Now I'll never be able to think otherwise.

 

[Foolhardy Ham Lint]

What about Misha Ge?

Misha reminds me of Sandy from Grease. He's far too pure to be pink.

 

[ice crystal]

Misha reminds me of Sandy from Grease. He's far too pure to be pink.

Could he be making a case by blindfolding himself for the end pose, accompanied by a sigh in the music? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ergCnSWQeOU

 

[Foolhardy Ham Lint]

Could he be making a case by blindfolding himself for the end pose, accompanied by a sigh in the music? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ergCnSWQeOU

Look at me
I'm Misha Ge
50 Shades of Grey
I see
Blindfolding's cool
I'm so sexy, I rule
I can
I'm Misha Ge

 

[Bellanca]

Alright, so what's going on here? Has Alex walked away with this thing, yet? What does a nice, well-mannered, cute boy next door (who is not Javi) have to do, already? Not shower for a week or so to be nominated and win PSOTY?!