"You know, it really isn't a Seagull, but a Lake Gull -- and what ought it to be called? The names of water birds sound very unromantic. Puffin, for instance. You can't have a heroine drawing tears from the audience by saying, 'I am a Puffin! No, that's wrong.' Seagull's bad enough. Gull alone is impossible. Imagine a girl saying 'I am a Gull etc. ..." -- Constance Garnett
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My musical collaboration with Google and J.S. Bach:https://g.co/doodle/gf9zp6
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Now, too much of
Carmen
Can make a man feel ill at ease
One man’s temper might rise

While another man’s temper might freeze

In the day of confession
We cannot mock a soul

Oh, when there’s too much of
Carmen
No one has control
Say hello to Valerie
Say hello to Vivian
Send them all my salary

On the waters of oblivion
Too much of
Carmen
Can make a man abuse a king
He can walk the streets and boast like most
But he wouldn’t know a thing
Now,
it’s all been done before
It’s all been written in the book

But when there’s too much of
Carmen
Nobody should look
Say hello to Valerie
Say hello to Vivian
Send them all my salary

On the waters of oblivion
Too much of
Carmen
Can turn a man into a liar
It can cause one man to sleep on nails
And another man to eat fire

Ev’rybody’s doin’ somethin’
I heard it in a dream

But when there’s too much of
Carmen
It just makes a fella mean
Say hello to Valerie
Say hello to Vivian
Send them all my salary

On the waters of oblivion
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"And I will restore to you the years that the grasshopper, the locust, the chafer, and the caterpillar have devoured, my great army that I had released upon you." -- Joel 2:25
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What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, he'll never phone you
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
Don't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
(What do you get when you give your heart?
You get it all broken up and battered
That's what you get, a heart that's shattered
I'll never fall in love again
Oh, I'll never fall in love again)
(What do you get when you fall in love?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
That's what you get for your devotion
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again)
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and double salchows
So, for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and salchows
So, for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
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Woke up this morning, but our Levels was gone
Woke up this morning, but our Levels was gone
Tried to do a Combination Spin
Tech Panel said we didn't even begin
Didn't have the rotations
Didn't have the variations
Didn't have a proper exit
Don't know how to fix it
We got the Level 2 Blues
Oh, we got the Level 2 Blues

What do you get when you fall in love?
A pair with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
What do you get when you love a pair?
You get a few heady sips of ambrosia
Then you crack up, your friends disown you
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
Don't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
(What do you get when you give your heart?
You get it all broken up and battered
That's what you get, a heart that's shattered
I'll never fall in love again
Oh, I'll never fall in love again)
(What do you get when you fall in love?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean
That's what you get for your devotion
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again)
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get splats and pain and double salchows
So, for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get splats and pain and double salchows
So, for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
