2018 Eurovision Semi 1 Live Thread - Happy Hunger Gaymes!

[Jenya]

The Austrian entry could get it

 

[Finnice]

Aut so mediocre. I like his thighs.

 

[cocotaffy]

Phil Collins wants his song back.

 

[nimi]

Aut so mediocre.

But competent! He can even walk and sing simultaneously without sounding like crap! I'll take it at this point.

I like his thighs.

*nods approvingly*

 

[beepbeep]

Phil Collins wants his song back.

I liked it. But then, I like Phil Collins.

Very decent entry

 

[allezfred]

Austria my fave so far. I'm getting old.

 

[Aerobicidal]

I don't think I'm going to leave the house again unless I'm wearing really long white wizard sleeves and a single metallic hand.

 

[nimi]

I don't think I'm going to leave the house again unless I'm wearing really long white wizard sleeves and a single metallic hand.

Definitely more wearable than the Estonian dress. A+ choice, you don't have to lug a pedestal around.

 

[cocotaffy]

Yesssssssssssss a wheel turning, not as classy as the hamster wheel but I'll take it.

 

[nimi]

I though the harness was supposed to go under the jacket but over the shirt?

Well I guess the harness dress code for Eurovision is different than for Oscars

 

[beepbeep]

Eye make up on the male backup dancers is on point.
And the wheel.

We have a contender.

 

[Aerobicidal]

Apparently Finland didn't get the memo; everyone else is ripping off the '90s but this is more like 2004. How embarrassing for her.

 

[Hanna]

Well Saara can certainly sing so at least we don't need to be embarrassed about that.

 

[cocotaffy]

She can sing and I want Adam Rippon doing an EX on this with his own 1984 androgynous army.

 

[Finnice]

Saara's song is not my cup of tea, but she rocked it!

 

[Aerobicidal]

I'm imagining the lyrics to this song being "Janny, please represent us/ We're sick of ****ing Galustyan and we need a savior/ We never liked Eteri either"

 

[Aerobicidal]

"Riding in helicopters with manbuns" sounds like it could be one of the hobbies listed on Gilles and Poirier's ISU page.

 

[DimaToe]

I really enjoyed Armenia I hope they qualify. Israel 3rd in the odds now. We're totally in for a Francesco Gabbani 2.0 it seems

 

[Hanna]

Switzerland is one of my most wuzrobbed over the years.

 

[cocotaffy]

I'm doing a set of a 100 crunches as I'm watching her #midriffgoal

 

[DimaToe]

I really liked the Swiss song. I hope they make it (It's about time too)

 

[Jenya]

Switzerland is one of my most wuzrobbed over the years.

Erhm, which entry?

 

[Aerobicidal]

I just heard the Danish commentator say "homosexuality" like 15 times during the lead-in to Ireland.

(I know the reason why--the video for the song--but it seemed really uncanny.)

And now it's obvious since the staging is basically a staged version of the video.

 

[beepbeep]

Is IRL wearing skate boots??

 

[cocotaffy]

Is it a song about Titanic ? News flash, there was enough room for two on that god damned door

 

[MsZem]

Switzerland is one of my most wuzrobbed over the years.

When Switzerland is dead and gone
There'll be no more Celine Dion

 

[Jenya]

Thank god for Cyprus (first and last time I will ever say that in any context)

 

[nimi]

Have these last couple of songs been blah or do I have a problem with my attention span?

 

[DimaToe]

Cyprus must win!!

 

[Lorac]

I could hate Cyprus for her body - as I sit here eating chocolate biscuits