2017 Porny Skater of the Year (MEN) FINAL POLL!

[haribobo]

PSOTY history:

1999 - Gwendal Peizerat (PGP)
2000 - Maurizio Margaglio (PMM)
2001- Peter Tchernyshev (PPT)
2002 - John Zimmerman (PJZ)
2003 - Alexei Yagudin (PAY)
2004 - Maxim Staviski (Pocket PSOTY)
2005 - None
2006 - Brian Joubert
2007 - None
2008 - None
2009 - John Kerr
2010 - Maxim Trankov
2011 - Andrew Poje
2012- Robin Szolkowy
2013- Fabian Bourzat
2014- Javier Fernandez
2015- Guillaume Cizeron
2016- Morgan Cipres

PSOTY Rules
They have to be
* unmarried
* over 21
* still competing
* no previous winners
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OK, the Grand Prix regular season is over and the moment of truth is here! Vote as many as you want but only one man can be crowned PSOTY 2017!!

 

[skateboy]

Where is Alex Shibutani?

 

[UMBS Go Blue]

Here's, very literally, a porny shot of Zach

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaUpEXoH-T6/?taken-by=oliviasmartx

 

[briancoogaert]

And where is Eric Radford ?

 

[Bellanca]

Boycotting this poll! No Alex?? No vote. What a racket!!

 

[SamuraiK]

Boycotting this poll! No Alex?? No vote. What a racket!!

Where were all the complainers about Alex when he missed on the semis??

 

[Bellanca]

Where were all the complainers about Alex when he missed on the semis??

Preparing for his inevitable ascent toward Olympic glory!

 

[UMBS Go Blue]

Wouldn't you love to be that puggle snuggling up to Zach in between his legs and resting your paw on...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXQWQZcFsc7/?taken-by=zachtdonohue

 

[pinky166]

Why isn’t Elvis and his chest hair on the list?!

 

[Amantide]

Where is Sergei and where is Adam Rippon? The hot hottest of the hottest?!

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

Donohue is in the lead? What have I missed this season (besides the K&C at SC)?????

He was never on my radar for PORNY...

(Guarise, Katsalaplov and even Poirier with a mustache read Porny)

@UMBS Go Blue hi there.. I just saw your photo of him on IG. That comes off a bit Honeymoon to me and less PORNY....

If y'all want PORNY ya needs to be looking at those nudes of Guarise..... Um...helllooooooo lol

 

[Amantide]

Donohue is in the lead? What have I missed this season (besides the K&C at SC)?????

He was never on my radar for PORNY...

Neither in mine. The world is changing. lol

 

[UMBS Go Blue]

8 minutes for your viewing pleasure , especially starting at minute 4:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDdIExwjtnA

In particular, Zach's shoulder, back, and biceps muscles could come into good use for a number of purposes.

With big guns like these, he can sure do lots of heavy lifting.
https://youtu.be/EDdIExwjtnA?t=1m3s

On that note, shoulders and biceps like these could definitely support someone riding away on top of him.
https://youtu.be/EDdIExwjtnA?t=4m12s

Not only is Zach's upper body built for action, but his core is quite versatile and can handle a wide range of motion.
https://youtu.be/EDdIExwjtnA?t=6m59s

 

[Miloune]

Vote for Sorensen if you know what is good for you.

 

[Amantide]

8 minutes for your viewing pleasure , especially starting at minute 4:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDdIExwjtnA

In particular, Zach's shoulder, back, and biceps muscles could come into good use for a number of purposes.

With big guns like these, he can sure do lots of heavy lifting.
https://youtu.be/EDdIExwjtnA?t=1m3s

On that note, shoulders and biceps like these could definitely support someone riding away on top of him.
https://youtu.be/EDdIExwjtnA?t=4m12s

Not only is Zach's upper body built for action, but his core is quite versatile and can handle a wide range of motion.
https://youtu.be/EDdIExwjtnA?t=6m59s

That's all yummy indeed. It's his face though (too "nice"'?) that prevent me seeing him as porny.

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

Well, I posted it last year and Ill post it again this year if it sways the votes..

NSAW or NSFW or whatever its called

http://homotography.blogspot.com/2012/04/matteo-guarise-in-blow-up-paper.html?zx=335d04bf9ce7bc07

 

[UMBS Go Blue]

Just focus on the ASSets.

Zach's aren't quite as luscious as Paul Poirier's (my all-time fave ) but they are quite healthy and wiggly. And he sure knows how to thrust.

https://youtu.be/Eim62UJG4Z8?t=34s

Edited to add: I won't say anything negative about any of the contenders here. I sure wish they would all pose for a figure skating version of the French rugby team's calendar. Dieux de la Glace, anyone?

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

Just focus on the ASSets.

Zach's aren't quite as luscious as Paul Poirier's (my all-time fave ) but they are quite healthy and wiggly. And he sure knows how to thrust.

https://youtu.be/Eim62UJG4Z8?t=34s

Edited to add: I won't say anything negative about any of the contenders here. I sure wish they would all pose for a figure skating version of the French rugby team's calendar. Dieux de la Glace, anyone?

LOLLL..... Yes I bought the DVD... "the making of" one year!!!!

Child...........

Could you imagine Nikita, Bukin, Danish guy, Poirier, Shib, Ciz all in a locker room looking at the camera????

 

[Amantide]

Just focus on the ASSets.

Zach's aren't quite as luscious as Paul Poirier's (my all-time fave ) but they are quite healthy and wiggly. And he sure knows how to thrust.

https://youtu.be/Eim62UJG4Z8?t=34s

Edited to add: I won't say anything negative about any of the contenders here. I sure wish they would all pose for a figure skating version of the French rugby team's calendar. Dieux de la Glace, anyone?

Oh boy. I loved that calendar.
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, Guys.

 

[el henry]

I will admit I'm not certain just how "porny" porny should be.
And I know he's far behind in the vote.

But Romain Ponsart posing shirtless in his jammies with his cat

wins the "skater with fluffy accoutrement" award. If I were 40 years younger, sorry Zach......

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

I will admit I'm not certain just how "porny" porny should be.
And I know he's far behind in the vote.

But Romain Ponsart posing shirtless in his jammies with his cat

wins the "skater with fluffy accoutrement" award. If I were 40 years younger, sorry Zach......

LOL.... nice..

wait, thats a cat?????

 

[zebraswan]

These are the final options? Pass...

 

[Tada]

Hao Zhang. He looks better than ever and his physique is wow. He also tempers his power with protection of his partner, and a huge smile. Who wouldn't feel relieved to know he was the one coming to save you?
Oh wait, are Asians allowed in this vote?

 

[Tada]

Ps.
Remove the unmarried. That in no way makes someone not incredible. Geez.

 

[Jeschke]

Here's, very literally, a porny shot of Zach

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaUpEXoH-T6/?taken-by=oliviasmartx

you wanted to say 'romantic'. where is the porn factor in this picture?

 

[UMBS Go Blue]

you wanted to say 'romantic'. where is the porn factor in this picture?

Zach can get quite creative with positions.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVnZYQ6FbHM/?taken-by=zachtdonohue

Wouldn't you like to get creative with him?

And just note those powerful thighs. His feet are quite big too, if that happens to be correlated with anything.

 

[barbarafan]

Hao Zhang. He looks better than ever and his physique is wow. He also tempers his power with protection of his partner, and a huge smile. Who wouldn't feel relieved to know he was the one coming to save you?
Oh wait, are Asians allowed in this vote?

Oh pls..protection of his partner? That must be a new skill he learned this yr in his 40's. His norm is to throw his partner halfway down the ice willy nilly so it is impossible to land and then laughing with one of the coaches while a medic checks his partner's head which struct the ice. When you open an award for COMPLETE A-HOLE I will be thrilled and happy to nominate him.

 

[clairecloutier]

I can't vote for Guarise because of the man-bun situation ....

 

[barbarafan]

I can't vote for Guarise because of the man-bun situation ....

ITA..... a manbun is an oxymoron. It should be called a confused little boy bun.

 

[AngieNikodinovLove (ANL)]

I can't vote for Guarise because of the man-bun situation ....

I know... it is something that is causing me loss of sleep.....