2016 Eurovision Semi 2 - Made of Snarks

[itsartemis]

I wish the UK would take Eurovision as seriously as Australia. They mean business.

 

[FarFarAway]

Sorry, what does that spinning with legs apart topless man signify? Am I missing out on the bigger picture?

 

[sweetsparky]

The pole thing deserves a positive.

 

[MichaelK]

Nice pole dancer ... unfortunately the singing distracted from him.

 

[sweetsparky]

I like Bulgaria. I confess it.

 

[MsZem]

Stolbova did the constructed shoulder pad look so much better.

 

[Hanna]

I'm only now figuring out that Bulgaria is an LGBT song. I never listened to the lyrics properly and didn't vote for it because I didn't like the melody and thought she keeps saying "Tiny Luther" in the chorus.

 

[sweetsparky]

Stolbova did the constructed shoulder pad look so much better.

Well Stolbova fitness is just impressive

 

[Jenya]

I love the Bulgarian song, but wtf is she wearing? That jacket has to come off at some point, right?

 

[FarFarAway]

I can neither get to grips with Bulgarian dress nor with their choreo. She is looking like some skeleton to me.

 

[sweetsparky]

I'm only now figuring out that Bulgaria is an LGBT song. I never listened to the lyrics properly and didn't vote for it because I didn't like the melody and thought she keeps saying "Tiny Luther" in the chorus.

Lol

"Tiny Luther" for the win

 

[Aerobicidal]

Sorry, what does that spinning with legs apart topless man signify?

A sexual identity crisis sparked by the realization that there are three rather than two primary colors.

 

[my little pony]

I like Bulgaria. I confess it.

i love bulgaria, and not ironically

 

[MsZem]

Well Stolbova fitness is just impressive

And of course, her diva level can't be touched by Miss Bulgaria here.

 

[Finnice]

Despite the good message, BUL is blaah.

 

[my little pony]

oh it isn't tiny luther? what is she saying? I'm all in either way

 

[Aerobicidal]

i love bulgaria, and not ironically

Me too! The only song I gave more points to was Ukraine.

 

[sweetsparky]

i love bulgaria, and not ironically

We are legion, @poths

 

[MichaelK]

oh it isn't tiny luther? what is she saying? I'm all in either way

It's bulgarian, I think it means 'give me love!'

 

[Hanna]

"Tiny Luther" for the win

So what is it that she actually says?

ETA: Ah MichaelK just answered my question above.

 

[Finnice]

I could take the tallest Dane's hand, if tje song just would stop.

 

[skatefan]

I thought she was saying 'I'm a loser' which was a bit

 

[MichaelK]

Denmark sings well and is pleasant but rather unmemorable.

 

[Aerobicidal]

I haven't wanted to smack someone in the face so much since Ted Cruz ended his campaign.

 

[my little pony]

denmark is catchier than i remembered

 

[Hanna]

Ugh another 90's boyband.

 

[Aerobicidal]

denmark is catchier than i remembered

Did you remember them performing a Philip Glass song?

 

[my little pony]

of course now I'm thinking of the donny osmond song, soldier of love

 

[Finnice]

Måns! Thank you for what you just said.

 

[MarieM]

I vote Australia. And Denmark and Bulgaria. so far